Not aimed at anyone in particular but just about the world of fab from my eyes, a bit of lighthearted humour! I missed out on the other thread cos I ended up leaving and coming back when it got too big and closed.
Been a while since I joined fab
Now life is not so much of a drab
Although I no longer get much sleep
And with my compliments I've become a creep
If I left it I'd probably weep
There's lots of fun to be had
You can't be good or tell your dad
Cos to be on fab you have to be bad
Whether it's a social or a fun meet
Most on here will give you a treat
There are some twats
That can't tell the difference between pussies and cats
You will come across fakes
And see profiles that get second takes
Put time and effort into your profile
And my god it will be worthwhile
Some on here are slightly twisted
Many on here are very very gifted
Take the plunge and knock on the door
Cos you know you've been messaging a whore
Fab is great, fab is fun
But for some meets you need a gun
A word of advice always chew gum
Cos the the last thing you want is your breath to hum
Just cos it rhymes some like it up the bum
Whilst we're on hygeine nobody likes a smelly cunt
So please wash or else you may get called a dirty runt
Some like to play message ping pong
Some make you shout 'ding dong'
Others are on to spice up their sex life
I myself am on it cos my libido is rife
Tits of all shapes and tits of all sizes
Some of these women are like prizes
A site full of people all wanting a fuckfest
But fitting time in for these meets is sometimes a test
Some of the messages can be quite alluring
And knowing others have lumps and bumps can be quite reassuring
Some give you the thrill of the chase
Others make you horny in all that lace
Speaking of horny, I'm having a wank
I may need to be punished by getting a spank
If you're filthy and you're fit and you show it
You may be the next to be licking my clit
These are words I hear all the time
But I've no fear cos I'm in my prime
Like minded people all having no shame
Because lets be honest 'filthy bastards' is our middle name
After planning and asking some give you what you desire
Rough sex though can feel like you've been fucked with barbed wire
Some of the offers can be quite enticing
And finding sexy couples bi couples is just the icing
Single women are but a few
But single men there is a queue
Some like cock and some like pussy
Others are just after a hussy
I only want dick if we click
Cos some men don't like being bounced on like a pogo stick
Many itches have been scratched and fantasies come true
By meeting not one person but a few
The dream of being picked up, brought home and raped
Is happening on my next meet and will not be escaped
Mother Nature week is something us women dread
So picking dates for meets must be carefully read
I'm yet to visit a club but hear they are great
Don't wanna go on my own so I need to find a mate
I really enjoy the humour in the forum
But I'm rather surprised by some people's decorum
Whatever you are looking for fabbers can provide
So sit back people and literally enjoy the ride
I've just realised this is not a poem but a long essay
So I shall go now and make something with the help of aunt Bessie
Lets hope ur weekend's disgustingly dirty
If it isn't then get working on being flirty!
I love licking cunt and my name is Sofia
So get in touch ladies whether you're far or near
And just cos it rhymes I love a good rear
On my profile I can't be more clear
And my choice of words for this poem aren't right
But what I'm really trying to say is I fucking love a pussy that's oh so very tight!    |
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