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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh come on Fabsters, I can't believe there aren't a host of F+T threads on here the morning after Valentines night. I'm very disappointed and thinking of asking for my fiver back!
All those single guys out there hoping that the new profile for Cumslutanalwhore who is "Up for anything 2nite" would invite them round. There must be someone who spent a frustrating night wanking angrily.
C'mon and share your amusing pain. If not, make something up for my amusement. Or I'll name and shame you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry Jodie but all went rather swimmingly at ours so I will post this a third time
I don't want to brag, but this is what mrnotts got me:
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A dozen red roses
Dinner he cooked himself with oysters, caviar , lobster, steak washed down with champagne , red and white wine with cheesecake to finish and he made a lovely little cocoa powder heart on the plate  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry Jodie but all went rather swimmingly at ours so I will post this a third time
I don't want to brag, but this is what mrnotts got me:
Card
A dozen red roses
Dinner he cooked himself with oysters, caviar , lobster, steak washed down with champagne , red and white wine with cheesecake to finish and he made a lovely little cocoa powder heart on the plate "
See if he'd done that any other time of the year you'd be asking "ok, what have you done?"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry Jodie but all went rather swimmingly at ours so I will post this a third time
I don't want to brag, but this is what mrnotts got me:
Card
A dozen red roses
Dinner he cooked himself with oysters, caviar , lobster, steak washed down with champagne , red and white wine with cheesecake to finish and he made a lovely little cocoa powder heart on the plate
See if he'd done that any other time of the year you'd be asking "ok, what have you done?" "
Good point I'll be on my guard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We need the flurry of " hang over horn " new members this morning - tad early yet !! I find he always uses the same profile name " user no longer on site " I mean cant he think up a better name than that ?? !! Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I suspect the usual complainers think I'm taking the piss and trying to gain entertainment from their pain.
Would I?
In a word, yes "
I'm deeply hurt that I'm seen as some sort of monster that derives pleasure from other peoples stupidi......sorry, pain. I'm a caring person with nothing but love for everyone on
Sorry, couldn't in good conscience finish that last sentence!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I suspect the usual complainers think I'm taking the piss and trying to gain entertainment from their pain.
Would I?
In a word, yes
I'm deeply hurt that I'm seen as some sort of monster that derives pleasure from other peoples stupidi......sorry, pain. I'm a caring person with nothing but love for everyone on
Sorry, couldn't in good conscience finish that last sentence! "
Time waster! I was reading that and then you stopped ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I suspect the usual complainers think I'm taking the piss and trying to gain entertainment from their pain.
Would I?
In a word, yes
I'm deeply hurt that I'm seen as some sort of monster that derives pleasure from other peoples stupidi......sorry, pain. I'm a caring person with nothing but love for everyone on
Sorry, couldn't in good conscience finish that last sentence!
Time waster! I was reading that and then you stopped ..."
Yes I suppose I did lead you on a bit by starting a sentence and abruptly ending it.
But to quote Jarvis, the fact that I started to say something and then disappointed you, turned me on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Listened to a twat mouthing off about how much of a rip off valentines day was and how he hadn't got anything for his long suffering wife and what a bitch she was and how he would be better off without her (in front of all her friends husbands) before confessing his bunch of flowers were in the boot along with a card from a discount shop. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a really good night out at Pink Punters and got to meet someone I've wanted to meet for a long time 
Is that "meet" in the biblical sense?"
The word is "know" in the biblical sense |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a really good night out at Pink Punters and got to meet someone I've wanted to meet for a long time
Is that "meet" in the biblical sense?
The word is "know" in the biblical sense"
Apologies, of course it is. Tina, did you both discuss Uganda? |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I had a really good night out at Pink Punters and got to meet someone I've wanted to meet for a long time
Is that "meet" in the biblical sense?
The word is "know" in the biblical sense
Apologies, of course it is. Tina, did you both discuss Uganda?"
Unfortunately not  we discussed shoes instead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Footloose?
She was a size 11 and it's not easy to get sexy shoes in that size, although the ones she was wearing were nice. I'm a size 6 and so easy to find shoes for "
Bitch. Anyone who can just walk into a shoe shop and have anything they want=bitch! Pity the poor freaks like me who can only buy mail order or from large lady stores and don't have the luxury of trying before we buy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Listened to a twat mouthing off about how much of a rip off valentines day was and how he hadn't got anything for his long suffering wife and what a bitch she was and how he would be better off without her (in front of all her friends husbands) before confessing his bunch of flowers were in the boot along with a card from a discount shop. "
Lucky lady. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Footloose?
She was a size 11 and it's not easy to get sexy shoes in that size, although the ones she was wearing were nice. I'm a size 6 and so easy to find shoes for
Bitch. Anyone who can just walk into a shoe shop and have anything they want=bitch! Pity the poor freaks like me who can only buy mail order or from large lady stores and don't have the luxury of trying before we buy!"
I shall flaunt my choice to you in Leeds in March. I may even bring down 3-4 pairs and keep popping back to my car to get changed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Listened to a twat mouthing off about how much of a rip off valentines day was and how he hadn't got anything for his long suffering wife and what a bitch she was and how he would be better off without her (in front of all her friends husbands) before confessing his bunch of flowers were in the boot along with a card from a discount shop.
Lucky lady. "
Lucky man. I'd have had a significant mouth bleed before i'd got halfway through that sentence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Huge time waster experience on valentine's day night. Was supposed to stay at a guys house both of is really excited about. Arrived at the arranged time all went really well a few hours of fun pass about to order food in and he tells me his brothers friends have contacted him as he's d*unk and needs to go home so I had to leave. Even now, I've still not been contacted by him. Amazing valentines day night, not!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Huge time waster experience on valentine's day night. Was supposed to stay at a guys house both of is really excited about. Arrived at the arranged time all went really well a few hours of fun pass about to order food in and he tells me his brothers friends have contacted him as he's d*unk and needs to go home so I had to leave. Even now, I've still not been contacted by him. Amazing valentines day night, not!! "
Well that's not what I had in mind, you didn't get the brush off until after you'd got some at least! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Huge time waster experience on valentine's day night. Was supposed to stay at a guys house both of is really excited about. Arrived at the arranged time all went really well a few hours of fun pass about to order food in and he tells me his brothers friends have contacted him as he's d*unk and needs to go home so I had to leave. Even now, I've still not been contacted by him. Amazing valentines day night, not!!
Well that's not what I had in mind, you didn't get the brush off until after you'd got some at least!"
True. Would have liked to have had at least one orgasm though :/ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I shan't be there in March so feel free!
May I'm going.
Damn. I'd booked a night off work. No worries, I can still enjoy LFF, but it would have been a huge bonus to see you "
You too, come along in May?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When I posted this thread on Friday it was tongue in cheek, but it seems in the last 24hrs the forums have come alive with just the sort of threads I was hoping for.
It's mental. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I shan't be there in March so feel free!
May I'm going.
Damn. I'd booked a night off work. No worries, I can still enjoy LFF, but it would have been a huge bonus to see you
You too, come along in May?
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I hope so. When I get to work tomorrow I'll check my master calendar |
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