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Valentines Poem To A Fabber
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ok. write one to a fellow fabber on here. would be good to personalise it and not too generic (and don't be horrible, lol).
For the cute one:
Cute loves to dye her hair red,
As it makes her feel horny in bed,
she has lovely big boobs,
and shaves off her pubes,
and gives such fantastic head
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hahaha u muppet xx cheers for the giggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funky funky funky
Id love to spank your monkey
So pucker up please
As i drop to my knees
... erm so can suck your cock?!
Ok ok so im shit at poems lol  |
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"Funky funky funky
Id love to spank your monkey
So pucker up please
As i drop to my knees
... erm so can suck your cock?!
Ok ok so im shit at poems lol "
AWESOME!
Cute n Sassy wins!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Funky funky funky
Id love to spank your monkey
So pucker up please
As i drop to my knees
... erm so can suck your cock?!
Ok ok so im shit at poems lol
AWESOME!
Cute n Sassy wins!!! "
when did it become a competition. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funky funky funky
Id love to spank your monkey
So pucker up please
As i drop to my knees
... erm so can suck your cock?!
Ok ok so im shit at poems lol
AWESOME!
Cute n Sassy wins!!!
when did it become a competition. lol"
Hey if im winning its all good haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't think of anyone to write a poem for, though if I could, it would make her go 'awww'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ride my pole you were my ultimate goal
But you changed to ride my thang.
You make me wanna sang and shake my thang a lang...
So now you can use any hole  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ride my pole you were my ultimate goal
But you changed to ride my thang.
You make me wanna sang and shake my thang a lang...
So now you can use any hole "
haha that could almost be a rap. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Roses are red
My name's not Dave
This makes no sense
Microwave
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red
My name's not Dave
This makes no sense
Microwave
A"
That.... was ...... emotional. *cries*
Deserves the Turner prize. Just simply beautiful |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ride my pole you were my ultimate goal
But you changed to ride my thang.
You make me wanna sang and shake my thang a lang...
So now you can use any hole
haha that could almost be a rap. "
there was a guy called sexybrain,
whose balls were a struggle to drain,
sperm have to travel so far,
they could do with a car,
and finding condoms that fit is a pain
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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your posts are funny
your comments witty
can tell when your upset
cuz you get quite shitty
we have shared a giggle
at least one or two
so here's a poem
from me to you
next time we see you
we will make you squeal
and we can all enjoy
your heels of steel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"your posts are funny
your comments witty
can tell when your upset
cuz you get quite shitty
we have shared a giggle
at least one or two
so here's a poem
from me to you
next time we see you
we will make you squeal
and we can all enjoy
your heels of steel"
show offs. Whose that for |
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"your posts are funny
your comments witty
can tell when your upset
cuz you get quite shitty
we have shared a giggle
at least one or two
so here's a poem
from me to you
next time we see you
we will make you squeal
and we can all enjoy
your heels of steel
show offs. Whose that for" steel heels  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"your posts are funny
your comments witty
can tell when your upset
cuz you get quite shitty
we have shared a giggle
at least one or two
so here's a poem
from me to you
next time we see you
we will make you squeal
and we can all enjoy
your heels of steel
show offs. Whose that for steel heels "
doh. my bad. lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i dont think i will ever see
someone with boobs defying gravity
but there is just one that fits the bill
to meet her was such a thrill
boobs that arrive 10 minutes before
the rest of her walks through the door
with a wit so sharp she should be banned
on every flight throughout the land
her every post have me in bits
of course its you, ms tinatitz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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his fuck buddy post
has gone on forever
will he find one?
probably never
but god loves a tryer
and you certainly are
if you keep at it
you will certainly go far
with a cock like yours
you could work in game
displaying hand controls
mr sexybrain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sent mine but not posting on here lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sent mine but not posting on here lol "
im just crap at writing poems lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are red
Violet is blue ......
I've been a bad girl
I think a spanking will do |
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Boo !
Bienvenue
Cheese Fondue
Comfy Shoe
Pursue Wahooooooooo!
Cordon Bleu
Chicken Stew
Totally True
Rock right through
Royal Blue
Uniquely you
A TABOO screw?
If only we knew!
Well Halloooooooooo
Who ?
A Clue ?
You!
View.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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POEM FOR TOSHN: x
Trying to write this is a pain
Im not much of a poet.
Im trying to talk from the heart
But its a pretty shit way to show it.
You make me laugh, and certainly smile
and you know i think your a tit
but Jane McDonald you northern thing
Without you forums would be shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sent mine but not posting on here lol
im just crap at writing poems lol"
There is one of mine on a thread called Valentine Poems from January 2014  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're short
You're sweet
Your kisses are a treat
but ur cheesy lines make me sigh
Of course this one is for you
Oh lovely popeye  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One for Cute n Sassy
On Fab you'll find a young lady,
Her name is Cute n Sassy.
I'm sure she is a little minx,
but in no way brash or brassy.
She is fun and flirty on the forum,
often causing me to grin.
She is warm, friendly, curvy and sexy
with eyes that draw you in.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shes flirty
Shes funny
And just a real honey
But its got to be said
Altho lovely to have in bed
She is just a verification hussy
Is ms purring pussy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Evie if you're lucky,
I'll go down on you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A poem for Tease and Temptation
From across the miles I write this ode,
For you my friend who I love a load.
You always make me laugh out loud
A friend for life I have found
Don't ever change the way you are,
Happy Valentine's me little star. Xx
Ta-da! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Santa Santa Santa
your as cool as ice cold Fanta
your hot to trott
and a bit of posh tot
and your often up for banter
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A poem for Tease and Temptation
From across the miles I write this ode,
For you my friend who I love a load.
You always make me laugh out loud
A friend for life I have found
Don't ever change the way you are,
Happy Valentine's me little star. Xx
Ta-da! "
Oh wow thank you so much, that actually brought a tear to my eye.
Love it and love you loads too xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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These are brilliant...
We have some very good poets amongst us  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A poem for Tease and Temptation
From across the miles I write this ode,
For you my friend who I love a load.
You always make me laugh out loud
A friend for life I have found
Don't ever change the way you are,
Happy Valentine's me little star. Xx
Ta-da!
Oh wow thank you so much, that actually brought a tear to my eye.
Love it and love you loads too xxx"
Aw ya big softie xxx love you too x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i dont think i will ever see
someone with boobs defying gravity
but there is just one that fits the bill
to meet her was such a thrill
boobs that arrive 10 minutes before
the rest of her walks through the door
with a wit so sharp she should be banned
on every flight throughout the land
her every post have me in bits
of course its you, ms tinatitz"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sent mine but not posting on here lol
im just crap at writing poems lol"
Me too but its all entertainment helping to pass a boring day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd like group sex
Involving you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're short
You're sweet
Your kisses are a treat
but ur cheesy lines make me sigh
Of course this one is for you
Oh lovely popeye "
Awww. Thanks x
To the Northern Curious.
Your eyes make my hormones furious.
I try to be serious
But all you do is make me a little delirious.
Shall we get together and fuck to oblivious?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To no one in particular....
I thought it was a "singing group"
A place to sing my "ditties" ,
but the message soon came,said they wanted to feel my "titties"
A big kiss here,a finger or two
And a social for to mingle,
meant i had got my badge of honour ,
to parade myself as single.
No valentines, no undying claims of love,
But the chance,if lucky
and if i pray hard
To indulge in kinky fuckery  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Roses are red
Except when they're pink
Your sock is so white
I hopy you don't stink.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remember remember the night in the hall,
i missed your fanny and whitewashed the wall  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I was a bar of soap
Floating in your tub
So everytime I passed your cock
Id give a little rub!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh what to say about rusty.
His atempts at valentines pics were quite gutsy
No doubt part of a plan
By this cheeky man
To get as many women as he can
To believe hes to innocent to even melt butter.
When infact hes just a kinky mancunian nutter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady called curious,
Who made me quite delirious.
That glint in her eye,
Made me go shy.
All for the love of my bow tie.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Roses are red
My heart is black
Grab the dinosaur
And let's jump in the sack.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady called curious,
Who made me quite delirious.
That glint in her eye,
Made me go shy.
All for the love of my bow tie.
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The poor story of Tina Titz
She struggles to find a Bra that fitz
So we hope and we pray
This Valentines day
She's managed to cover her bitz
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A poem for Tease and Temptation
From across the miles I write this ode,
For you my friend who I love a load.
You always make me laugh out loud
A friend for life I have found
Don't ever change the way you are,
Happy Valentine's me little star. Xx
Ta-da!
Oh wow thank you so much, that actually brought a tear to my eye.
Love it and love you loads too xxx"
Awwww that is so nice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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POEM FOR CUTE AND SASSY
This is for cute and sassy
She's a gorgeous looking lassie
She makes me feel calmer
Cause she talks like a farmer
And her tits are quite nice as well
Xxx  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Roses are red
Your waders are green
I love you loads
Cos you are never mean
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To my mate T & T
You make me laugh and you make me cry.
You welcomed me into your home and I sat there all shy.
It didn't take long for you to lead me astray.
Awesome friend whom I more and more each day .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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haha these are just great! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young lady called curious,
Who made me quite delirious.
That glint in her eye,
Made me go shy.
All for the love of my bow tie.
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There was this man in his bow tie
When I saw him I just had to say hi
All suited n booted
My horn he hooted
thats where it began
Now im his number one fan
All because of his sexy damn bow tie
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Walking on the beaches,
Looking at the peaches.'
The Stranglers sang in '77.
But on Fab it teaches,
there's just one Peaches,
Who'll send you to seventh heaven.
With her curves so voluptuous,
and humour so infectious,
She'll certainly grab your attention.
And when she reveals those hooters
There'll be plenty of suitors,
To spray them with their affection.
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Steve from Brighton is a sexy fellow
He very much enjoys a bit of fellatio
So to him I give lots of thanks
Cos he gives me lots of wanks
Signed: Steve's cock.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Misscheekychops
With flowing blond locks
And a body that makes me swoon
I hope one day
To get up her way
And hope its very soon
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"Misscheekychops
With flowing blond locks
And a body that makes me swoon
I hope one day
To get up her way
And hope its very soon
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lol very good  |
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"Misscheekychops
With flowing blond locks
And a body that makes me swoon
I hope one day
To get up her way
And hope its very soon
" what bloody happened ed to my vale tines message  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To my mate T & T
You make me laugh and you make me cry.
You welcomed me into your home and I sat there all shy.
It didn't take long for you to lead me astray.
Awesome friend whom I more and more each day .
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Awe thank you so much
I'm feeling so loved today, love you too xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For diamondsmiles
I would travel for miles
Just for one small kiss
Just for the chance
For a bit of romance
Would be far to good to miss
Xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For Tosh
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You know...
I've got my eyes on you
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"For diamondsmiles
I would travel for miles
Just for one small kiss
Just for the chance
For a bit of romance
Would be far to good to miss
Xx " thats lovely, you've been forgiven
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol  |
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I'd like to see diamond smiles
Just after Tosh
So when I came
She would say 'gosh!'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For raz :
This lovely guy
who pretends to be shy
Is really quite flirty
And can be very dirty
But i rather like him
And despite his big head
I wouldnt kick him out of bed
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to see diamond smiles
Just after Tosh
So when I came
She would say 'gosh!'
" haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never mind Granny
You still have a great fanny
Your arse is as pert as a rhino
You can do a slam dunk
And get covered in gunk
By self fingering down on the lino. |
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The only reason I'd go to Hull
Is to see the famous Tosh
I'm sure it wouldn't be dull
We'd go for beer and nosh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Walking on the beaches,
Looking at the peaches.'
The Stranglers sang in '77.
But on Fab it teaches,
there's just one Peaches,
Who'll send you to seventh heaven.
With her curves so voluptuous,
and humour so infectious,
She'll certainly grab your attention.
And when she reveals those hooters
There'll be plenty of suitors,
To spray them with their affection.
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, lmao....love it
thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ms curious
Is notorious
For been a sexy minx
And that is why
She caught my eye
So I had to send a wink
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There stood steven from Brighton
With luminous orange green tights on
A huge bulge at the front
Which he rammed up your
And left you all trembly and frightened. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well whats to be said about Granny
bet she's an uber tight fanny!
shs a right bit of crumpet
and enjoys when men pump it
and ultimately everyones fave nanny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On a night out with Steve
I would not wanna leave
Cause I'm sure we would have a laugh
But I would make sure
I locked the door
When it was my turn to take a bath
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh dear tosh
Isnt very posh
with a nice glass of wine
he passes the time
But give him a big bag of sourz
And he'll be happy for hours
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Considering ToshN from Hull
Is a horny rampant sex bull
There aren’t any winces
As he gives his man inches
And leaves every vaggie quite full !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Walking on the beaches,
Looking at the peaches.'
The Stranglers sang in '77.
But on Fab it teaches,
there's just one Peaches,
Who'll send you to seventh heaven.
With her curves so voluptuous,
and humour so infectious,
She'll certainly grab your attention.
And when she reveals those hooters
There'll be plenty of suitors,
To spray them with their affection.
, lmao....love it
thank you "
You're welcome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha love em  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ms curious
Is notorious
For been a sexy minx
And that is why
She caught my eye
So I had to send a wink
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In the forum you’ll find Cute n Sassy
And you might imagine she’s brassy
Well you’d be very wrong
She don’t want your dong
She is looking for something more classy!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol "
Yes please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You may not think your beautiful and that what I says a lie
But what you need to realise, is beauty's in the beholders eye.
Your eyes I could drown in as I get lost within your gaze
Your smile is so uplifting, it brightens up the skies.
The butterflies a flutter when you walk into my sight
The urge to want to kiss you is such an inner fight.
Your beauty's not just external as what's inside matters most.
The brains to go wherever you like and a future filled with promise and hope.
So don't forget this ...........if ever you are down.
I may not be the man for you and you may think that I'm a clown but I see you for you, the star you are, as I appreciate from afar.
One day someone will be a lucky man and steal away your heart.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well what can one say
About the special Ms K
That has not already been said
She's sexy shes sweet
And on a meet
Could not wait to get her in bed
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Miss Special K
You make me shout 'yay'!
Whenever I get your attention
My cock goes hard
As frozen lard
when I think of you and me in a 3sum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank you tosh and Steve made my night  |
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I like crumpets for breakfast
And crumpets for tea
But nothing can beat
Granny Crumpet on me
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You may not think your beautiful and that what I says a lie
But what you need to realise, is beauty's in the beholders eye.
Your eyes I could drown in as I get lost within your gaze
Your smile is so uplifting, it brightens up the skies.
The butterflies a flutter when you walk into my sight
The urge to want to kiss you is such an inner fight.
Your beauty's not just external as what's inside matters most.
The brains to go wherever you like and a future filled with promise and hope.
So don't forget this ...........if ever you are down.
I may not be the man for you and you may think that I'm a clown but I see you for you, the star you are, as I appreciate from afar.
One day someone will be a lucky man and steal away your heart. "
Rusty, that is one of your lovelies. Keep writing.
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over a year ago
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"You may not think your beautiful and that what I says a lie
But what you need to realise, is beauty's in the beholders eye.
Your eyes I could drown in as I get lost within your gaze
Your smile is so uplifting, it brightens up the skies.
The butterflies a flutter when you walk into my sight
The urge to want to kiss you is such an inner fight.
Your beauty's not just external as what's inside matters most.
The brains to go wherever you like and a future filled with promise and hope.
So don't forget this ...........if ever you are down.
I may not be the man for you and you may think that I'm a clown but I see you for you, the star you are, as I appreciate from afar.
One day someone will be a lucky man and steal away your heart. "
Brilliant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol "
am I too late for a quick one?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loving the poems and limericks. Some have had me in hoots.
Granny's limericks are fab  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No poems from me this time, got into too much trouble last time lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" For raz :
This lovely guy
who pretends to be shy
Is really quite flirty
And can be very dirty
But i rather like him
And despite his big head
I wouldnt kick him out of bed
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I'll just reduce the size of my head then xxxxx |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
hertfordshire |
"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol
am I too late for a quick one?!"
and me .. im feelin unloved |
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"You may not think your beautiful and that what I says a lie
But what you need to realise, is beauty's in the beholders eye.
Your eyes I could drown in as I get lost within your gaze
Your smile is so uplifting, it brightens up the skies.
The butterflies a flutter when you walk into my sight
The urge to want to kiss you is such an inner fight.
Your beauty's not just external as what's inside matters most.
The brains to go wherever you like and a future filled with promise and hope.
So don't forget this ...........if ever you are down.
I may not be the man for you and you may think that I'm a clown but I see you for you, the star you are, as I appreciate from afar.
One day someone will be a lucky man and steal away your heart. "
That is truly lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A nice cold glass of JD
And a night with classy ladee
Would be a very special meet
With your eyes open wide
I would take you for a ride
So hold on to your seat
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funky funky funky
Id love to spank your monkey
So pucker up please
As i drop to my knees
... erm so can suck your cock?!
Ok ok so im shit at poems lol "
and suck until you're all spunky?
havent read the whole thread so apologies if someone beat me to it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ms aphrodisiac
So friendly, funny,filthy
And exceptionally hot
Despite loosing her mojo
I bet shes still great in the sack
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol
am I too late for a quick one?!
and me .. im feelin unloved"
there was once a girl called ruby,
whose fanny started to look rather pubey,
so she trimmed up her minge,
so the men would not whinge,
now it looks great and gets nice and lubey
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nice cold glass of JD
And a night with classy ladee
Would be a very special meet
With your eyes open wide
I would take you for a ride
So hold on to your seat
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great poem, I'm partial to a JD too!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thought this was apt for the forums
A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.
And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong.
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"You may not think your beautiful and that what I says a lie
But what you need to realise, is beauty's in the beholders eye.
Your eyes I could drown in as I get lost within your gaze
Your smile is so uplifting, it brightens up the skies.
The butterflies a flutter when you walk into my sight
The urge to want to kiss you is such an inner fight.
Your beauty's not just external as what's inside matters most.
The brains to go wherever you like and a future filled with promise and hope.
So don't forget this ...........if ever you are down.
I may not be the man for you and you may think that I'm a clown but I see you for you, the star you are, as I appreciate from afar.
One day someone will be a lucky man and steal away your heart. "
that is really touching Rusty , I hope you win her heart |
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Miss Special K
For you I would turn gay
I'd give a gorgeous kiss
After I got you to call me miss
On my bed you would lay
And hopefully our tits wouldn't get in the way!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anyone to write a poem for, though if I could, it would make her go 'awww'."
Bugger! And there was me pinning all my hopes on you! Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To the man they call toshn from hull
You posts in the forums are never dull
With your flirting and fabbing
Your definitely worth grabbing
And this weekend I'm lucky it me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anyone to write a poem for, though if I could, it would make her go 'awww'.
Bugger! And there was me pinning all my hopes on you! Xxx"
There was a lady, littlekitten
By desire for her, men were bitten
Their libidos she had a-litten
For she's rather a fit'un!
Yet she's warm just like a mitten
Shame she lives far across Britain
I wonder will she be smitten
By this poem that I've written? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I finally got to know
The beautiful missmo
And now a date is set
So now I will wine and dine
My sexy valentine
And give her a weekend she'll not forget
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My poem is for all of you
To ALL you fab people on here
Yes, you guessed it, its that time of year
Its valentines day
So i just thought I'd say
Love you all, thanks for bringing me cheer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol
am I too late for a quick one?!"
You can have one from me
In the heart of Royal Berkshire,
Classy-Laydee can be found.
One look at her beautiful features,
Causes your heart to pound.
She has curves you just want to caress,
And lips made for kissing for sure.
She's a body just made for sinning
For a hard on she's surely the cure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now one for Tosh
This poem's for you from me
I gave you Welsh lessons for free
We will meet one day, coz
I want to hear you say
Those three words, yes Llanfair P G. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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CTRL+F "Lib".
*sulks and walks out*.
Maybe no one can rhyme anything with 'tine', yes that must be it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i dont think i will ever see
someone with boobs defying gravity
but there is just one that fits the bill
to meet her was such a thrill
boobs that arrive 10 minutes before
the rest of her walks through the door
with a wit so sharp she should be banned
on every flight throughout the land
her every post have me in bits
of course its you, ms tinatitz"
PMSL!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They could not be 2 welsh rarebits
And trust me ! I've seen her barebits
And every part of her is great
Just waiting for the day
When she will finally say
Yes tosh lets set a date
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They could not be 2 welsh rarebits
And trust me ! I've seen her barebits
And every part of her is great
Just waiting for the day
When she will finally say
Yes tosh lets set a date
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You may not think your beautiful and that what I says a lie
But what you need to realise, is beauty's in the beholders eye.
Your eyes I could drown in as I get lost within your gaze
Your smile is so uplifting, it brightens up the skies.
The butterflies a flutter when you walk into my sight
The urge to want to kiss you is such an inner fight.
Your beauty's not just external as what's inside matters most.
The brains to go wherever you like and a future filled with promise and hope.
So don't forget this ...........if ever you are down.
I may not be the man for you and you may think that I'm a clown but I see you for you, the star you are, as I appreciate from afar.
One day someone will be a lucky man and steal away your heart. "
Why have i got tears in my eyes? What you done to me bro?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well toshn your the man of girls dreams
But your diary is bursting at the seams
It's like getting a date, With the head of state
From a world they call fab that is great
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There is a bloke called rusty
Who I find very lusty
Even though his cock is rather crusty
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol
am I too late for a quick one?!
You can have one from me
In the heart of Royal Berkshire,
Classy-Laydee can be found.
One look at her beautiful features,
Causes your heart to pound.
She has curves you just want to caress,
And lips made for kissing for sure.
She's a body just made for sinning
For a hard on she's surely the cure "
Ooh get you, very good ~ poet laureate in the making! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"CTRL+F "Lib".
*sulks and walks out*.
Maybe no one can rhyme anything with 'tine', yes that must be it. "
The libertine is your username
by joining this site you show no shame
as a man you love head
and wanna take women to bed
and thats the object of this 'game'
pah thats shit, but im crap at poetry lol  |
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The guy off his head is called Libertine
He did this himself, by guillotine
Alas! His valentine
Was writ a la moi.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well toshn your the man of girls dreams
But your diary is bursting at the seams
It's like getting a date, With the head of state
From a world they call fab that is great
" haha I wish  |
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over a year ago
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Mine isnt personal to any fabber as I dont know that many peeps on here , lol ...hope u like )
Most women are attracted to hugs n kisses
but there are some with kinkier wishes
a need for her control
to be taken away
and only do ....
what the men say
in whats done to her
she wants no choice
in what she must do
she has no voice
needing nothing more..
But to please
the men who order...
her to her knees
they are her world
her reason
her life
wether she mistress , slut
or sexy wife
Dg xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yay, pity poems, it worked!
Thanks both  |
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on this special valentines day
im greeting and meeting a lady called k
we re always a twosome
never a foursome
we both agree that we re fucking awesome  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine isnt personal to any fabber as I dont know that many peeps on here , lol ...hope u like )
Most women are attracted to hugs n kisses
but there are some with kinkier wishes
a need for her control
to be taken away
and only do ....
what the men say
in whats done to her
she wants no choice
in what she must do
she has no voice
needing nothing more..
But to please
the men who order...
her to her knees
they are her world
her reason
her life
wether she mistress , slut
or sexy wife
Dg xx "
Now thats fab
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anyone to write a poem for, though if I could, it would make her go 'awww'.
Bugger! And there was me pinning all my hopes on you! Xxx
There was a lady, littlekitten
By desire for her, men were bitten
Their libidos she had a-litten
For she's rather a fit'un!
Yet she's warm just like a mitten
Shame she lives far across Britain
I wonder will she be smitten
By this poem that I've written?"
Aww thankyou! !!! Thats lovely! Already smitten! Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Olovingman,
Olovingman,
So many messages ,I thought you spam
I imagine you sat in a thong
on lonely stroking at your dong,
olovingman
olovingman
happy valentine
to u and your schlong
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or - not on.........doh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've read every single one! Love it.
You'd laughing at my style if I tried.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oloving man I am a fan
You make me shake and shiver
Now give me a kiss
And make me quiver  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol
am I too late for a quick one?!
You can have one from me
In the heart of Royal Berkshire,
Classy-Laydee can be found.
One look at her beautiful features,
Causes your heart to pound.
She has curves you just want to caress,
And lips made for kissing for sure.
She's a body just made for sinning
For a hard on she's surely the cure
Ooh get you, very good ~ poet laureate in the making! x"
Nah  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You may not think your beautiful and that what I says a lie
But what you need to realise, is beauty's in the beholders eye.
Your eyes I could drown in as I get lost within your gaze
Your smile is so uplifting, it brightens up the skies.
The butterflies a flutter when you walk into my sight
The urge to want to kiss you is such an inner fight.
Your beauty's not just external as what's inside matters most.
The brains to go wherever you like and a future filled with promise and hope.
So don't forget this ...........if ever you are down.
I may not be the man for you and you may think that I'm a clown but I see you for you, the star you are, as I appreciate from afar.
One day someone will be a lucky man and steal away your heart. "
Ah ... thats sweet. Shes a lucky girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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to cute n sassy
Your gorgeous eyes and sexy bod
Are what I always dream.
If they had a crufts for women,
You would be the supreme
You're always fun in the forums,
I'd say you're very witty.
And who could not forget those chesticles,
You have such lovely titties.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loved reading these  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her sexual tastes were non-vanilla
She loved men to bend her and drill her
She craved the odd spank
Was happy to wank
Then deep throat until the cum filled her...
Some things you just have to do yourself |
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There was a site called fab...
It was like a cock and fanny lab...
There was the crazy bunch on the forums
Who lifted you through states of boredom
There are a few on there I'd like to shag
So come on guys come shag this old hag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a site called fab...
It was like a cock and fanny lab...
There was the crazy bunch on the forums
Who lifted you through states of boredom
There are a few on there I'd like to shag
So come on guys come shag this old hag "
Ignoring the hag bit, if you're old then many of us have no chance. Back to hag, well blonde bombshell doesn't rhyme so I get that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oloving man I am a fan
You make me shake and shiver
Now give me a kiss
And make me quiver " I did not get a poem  |
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"There was a site called fab...
It was like a cock and fanny lab...
There was the crazy bunch on the forums
Who lifted you through states of boredom
There are a few on there I'd like to shag
So come on guys come shag this old hag
Ignoring the hag bit, if you're old then many of us have no chance. Back to hag, well blonde bombshell doesn't rhyme so I get that "
Lol I couldn't think of anything to go with shag...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are Red and I'm a bit twisted, bed over luv and prepare to be fisted.  |
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over a year ago
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Teaseandplease your my favourite ginge
your hotness makes me slightly unhinge
now dont be lazy
you drive me crazy
so come on dammit n lick my...
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Valentine's Day comes but once a year
This one day stops the pendulum of swing
You see, the men they fear
Commitment from this well may spring.
On this day my swing has stopped
No poems of lust or love have I got
So to Ragaraja I turn for solace
For my lust is without malice.
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"Shes flirty
Shes funny
And just a real honey
But its got to be said
Altho lovely to have in bed
She is just a verification hussy
Is ms purring pussy
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love it, thanks  |
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"Roses are Red and I'm a bit twisted, bed over luv and prepare to be fisted. "
Love it! |
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There are some great poems on here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.
Did i tell you about how i think your eyes beam?
Everytime that i see you pout
You remind me of my favourite trout.
Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.
When will be the day I make you scream?
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
hertfordshire |
"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol
am I too late for a quick one?!
and me .. im feelin unloved
there was once a girl called ruby,
whose fanny started to look rather pubey,
so she trimmed up her minge,
so the men would not whinge,
now it looks great and gets nice and lubey
xxx"
sooo classy lol thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.
Did i tell you about how i think your eyes beam?
Everytime that i see you pout
You remind me of my favourite trout.
Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.
When will be the day I make you scream?
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You know Im from London right ??? 
That was lovely .. that beats any card  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.
Did i tell you about how i think your eyes beam?
Everytime that i see you pout
You remind me of my favourite trout.
Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.
When will be the day I make you scream?
You know Im from London right ??? 
That was lovely .. that beats any card "
Don't rub salt in the wounds. I already know i can't have you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.
Did i tell you about how i think your eyes beam?
Everytime that i see you pout
You remind me of my favourite trout.
Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.
When will be the day I make you scream?
You know Im from London right ??? 
That was lovely .. that beats any card
Don't rub salt in the wounds. I already know i can't have you "
Oh don't ..now I feel bad  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.
Did i tell you about how i think your eyes beam?
Everytime that i see you pout
You remind me of my favourite trout.
Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.
When will be the day I make you scream?
You know Im from London right ??? 
That was lovely .. that beats any card
Don't rub salt in the wounds. I already know i can't have you
Oh don't ..now I feel bad "
Where's my poem then? I want a proper cheesy one too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.
Did i tell you about how i think your eyes beam?
Everytime that i see you pout
You remind me of my favourite trout.
Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.
When will be the day I make you scream?
You know Im from London right ??? 
That was lovely .. that beats any card
Don't rub salt in the wounds. I already know i can't have you
Oh don't ..now I feel bad
Where's my poem then? I want a proper cheesy one too.
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You know I can't do that.... it irks every sense in my body  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.
Did i tell you about how i think your eyes beam?
Everytime that i see you pout
You remind me of my favourite trout.
Floro my beautiful yorkshire dream.
When will be the day I make you scream?
You know Im from London right ??? 
That was lovely .. that beats any card
Don't rub salt in the wounds. I already know i can't have you
Oh don't ..now I feel bad
Where's my poem then? I want a proper cheesy one too.
You know I can't do that.... it irks every sense in my body "
Irk, jerk, you make me go berserk
Hahaha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahhh what a talented bunch.
Some I suspect, I could eat for lunch.
Flo, miss chops,
miss tease, the queen too,
classy lady to name just a few....
There's lots out there.
I'd just love to share...
It's a secret world we all like to keep.
And I'm hoping there's lots more...
we are destined meet.
Good friends I have found.
In this strange hunting ground.
This is my ryhme, from a fab fabswinger...
Now send me a message if you ain't
No minger.
hope everyones had a lovely day xxx |
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over a year ago
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U bitch fuck ho fuck,
Why is it me thats got no luck,
I have kik,skype,msn and snapchat,
All i wanna do is chat about skat,
If u like anal give me a shout,
My cock will like ur shitty back spout |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone else want one . I'm on a roll lol
am I too late for a quick one?!
and me .. im feelin unloved
there was once a girl called ruby,
whose fanny started to look rather pubey,
so she trimmed up her minge,
so the men would not whinge,
now it looks great and gets nice and lubey
xxx
sooo classy lol thanks"
well its difficult to rhyme with ruby. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U bitch fuck ho fuck,
Why is it me thats got no luck,
I have kik,skype,msn and snapchat,
All i wanna do is chat about skat,
If u like anal give me a shout,
My cock will like ur shitty back spout"
Minger!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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in my valentines heart I've felt such sorrow,
You were who I want for today and tomorrow,
I sat crying thinking of you tonight,
We knew things weren't working out right,
I might have lost you forever and ever,
Though my heart says never say never.
I sent you texts,messages and more,
I seen you with others and my heart is sore,
I slashed their tyres in a jealous rage,
I said bad things on your facebook page,
I stood by your house very late last night,
Masturbating furiously at the sight.
My friends say I'm getting out of hand,
I dont care I need you back and thats a demand,
I wont be this jilted lover no more,
you have rotted my heart to the core.
*this is entirely fictitious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"U bitch fuck ho fuck,
Why is it me thats got no luck,
I have kik,skype,msn and snapchat,
All i wanna do is chat about skat,
If u like anal give me a shout,
My cock will like ur shitty back spout
Minger!! "
heeeeee-heeee  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a black dove and a white dove were very much in love,
The white dove fitted the black dove like a glove,
They traveled the world near and far,
always coming home following a star,
Eventually they settled in Trafalgar square,
giving birth to a little brown heir.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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meet the fockers are a pair of rockers,
everyone knows they are sexual swappers,
shes pretty tidy nice tits n arse,
he;s a funny guy and enjoys a farce,
I might end up meeting them someday,
MrsFocker says she wants her wicked way,
I certainly wont complain while she sucks my cock,
Meet the fockers,,u both definitely rock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today is Valentines day so let's not be silly, come round to mine and I'll show you my willy!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today is Valentines day so let's not be silly, come round to mine and I'll show you my willy!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will shag for cake.
Is that a poem? or a rule of life? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young man on Fab
Who said "This is totally mad!
I send all these messages
And get nothing but lettuces!
I'd rather watch footie with dad!"
Oh well, I tried lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young man on Fab
Who said "This is totally mad!
I send all these messages
And get nothing but lettuces!
I'd rather watch footie with dad!"
Oh well, I tried lol! "
poetry isnt ur strong point...fancy a fuck?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"meet the fockers are a pair of rockers,
everyone knows they are sexual swappers,
shes pretty tidy nice tits n arse,
he;s a funny guy and enjoys a farce,
I might end up meeting them someday,
MrsFocker says she wants her wicked way,
I certainly wont complain while she sucks my cock,
Meet the fockers,,u both definitely rock!"
Ahhh pads ... It's a good job me loves you... Clever bugger  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ode to paddy...
Paddy you bloomin gem you
You type filth n make me moist
ive a yearning for you in my loins.
Paddy
Paddy
Paddy
.. this is all
Thank you for reading.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cutensassy has very big tits,
cutensassy wants ma bits,
she'd take a gobful of big cock,
she'd let u shag her wearing one sock,
She gets very wet and its definitely not wee,
A busty mermaid who lives by the sea,
Though she doesnt smell off fish,
Or indeed pish
Cutensassy has very big tits,
Cutensassy wants ma bits.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mwahh paddy if it were a leap year id consider asking you the question..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Valentines is now CLOSED!!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cmd f (infinite, IO) no results found.
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