I thought they smelled bad..……….......................................………………………................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................on the outside!

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By *cottishrichMan over a year ago

Here and there

Sah kootah day. Koos nooma!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You've disappointed me for the last time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let the force flow through you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a small exhaust hole a single fighter may be able to penetrate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what's in there?"

"only what you take with you"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"slimy? mudhole? My home this is!"

Ok gonna stop now lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I must be the only person who's never watched Star Wars all the way through! Seen most of it in 3 minute segments but after 3 minutes I tend to turn if off !

Notafan.com

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

feel the force

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Well Leia I bit it cos it fucking looks like a Danish.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Who is coming onto the FAB ship with Old Knees Wanky Knobby ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Actually Joan Collins..... we didn't say kill him with your sable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a bad feeling about this

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This REALLY was in Star Wars AND it's so fooking apt for here.

“Look, good against remotes is one thing, good against the living, that’s something else.”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Blast'em'

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By *.nottsbloke..Man over a year ago

the vale

your over confidence will be your undoing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Walking into a detention centre is not my idea of fun'

'join me and together we can rule the galaxy' - remember that chat up line lads

'I got one, I got one' - any bloke on this site who manages to get a meet

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”"

'I'm Luke skywalker - I'm here to fuck you' - I think that's what he says

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"“Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”

'I'm Luke skywalker - I'm here to fuck you' - I think that's what he says

But son .....

I think that's what Darth replies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its a trap

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"I must be the only person who's never watched Star Wars all the way through! Seen most of it in 3 minute segments but after 3 minutes I tend to turn if off !

Notafan.com"

I'm like that with E.T.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should have said "star wars quotes you might say at a meet"

what situation , on a meet, would you say 'these arent the droids your looking for'????

suppose, at a gangbang, you could say

'the anger inside you grows as you watch your friends being destroyed!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its not that difficult, its like blasting wamp rats at home, in my t16

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By *oulcakeMan over a year ago

Gornal

"One you wouldn't "i am your father" !!

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By *cottishrichMan over a year ago

Here and there

That's no moon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get that walking carpet outa my way

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I find you lack of faith disturbing....

darth vader choking out the minion on the death star! cool as!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My galaxy is far, far away. Guess I'll stick to the Cadbury's then

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By *andyblokeMan over a year ago

birmingham

i dont care if yorr dad is darth vader you arent sticking that light sabre IN THERE!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's just like beggars canyon back home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So you have a twin sister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One for single guys

'Never tell me the odds'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.

LOL

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By *errynjuneCouple over a year ago

Barnsley

"'Walking into a detention centre is not my idea of fun'

'join me and together we can rule the galaxy' - remember that chat up line lads

'I got one, I got one' - any bloke on this site who manages to get a meet

Don't get cocky kid.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

Ouch! My fu**ing head (stormtrooper) I don't think this made the final cut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In its belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.

Your mind powers will not work on me, boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.

Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances

Into the garbage chute, flyboy

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

The shaft leads directly to the reactor system."

Sexual connotations.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You like me because I'm a scoundrel, there aren't enough scoundrel's in your life

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