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over a year ago
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Tug a quick one out over your hand.
Then brush past the girl in the office you have been fancying for ages but know you dont stand a chance cos she is a stuck up cow and thinks she is too good for you and leave a nice spunky hand print on her back... 
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just go and whack one off over your bosses desk....helps if he's not there....then stick some important paperwork, face down, in the mess you've just made...might make you feel better? |
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"Tug a quick one out over your hand.
Then brush past the girl in the office you have been fancying for ages but know you dont stand a chance cos she is a stuck up cow and thinks she is too good for you and leave a nice spunky hand print on her back...
True story... "
Did you do that ? |
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"Thanks, guys.
It's a trip to the loo's then !!
back in 20 mins!
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20  That's not long enough to unscrew my wooden leg ! and charge up the valves in the steam dildo. |
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try working on the airfield of a major uk airport, and fucking it the portacabin kitchen with a boeing777 landing and flying over the top of you... how does that song go again?
gooood goood gooood good vibrations
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