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Can we please observe a minutes silence.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

....to all those guys who will pay shitloads of cash on valentine day..to have the answer:"I can't, I have my period"

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mature women, don't you just love 'em.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple over a year ago

Bolton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" ....to all those guys who will pay shitloads of cash on valentine day..to have the answer:"I can't, I have my period"

So the woman don't have other holes?. I'm going to be on, but still semi available

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By *helsea 22Woman over a year ago

barnsley

" ....to all those guys who will pay shitloads of cash on valentine day..to have the answer:"I can't, I have my period"

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By *uicylucy76Woman over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" ....to all those guys who will pay shitloads of cash on valentine day..to have the answer:"I can't, I have my period"

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" ....to all those guys who will pay shitloads of cash on valentine day..to have the answer:"I can't, I have my period"

So the woman don't have other holes?. I'm going to be on, but still semi available

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Me too, but I have done lots of research with girlfriends.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" ....to all those guys who will pay shitloads of cash on valentine day..to have the answer:"I can't, I have my period"

So the woman don't have other holes?. I'm going to be on, but still semi available

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

" ....to all those guys who will pay shitloads of cash on valentine day..to have the answer:"I can't, I have my period"

So the woman don't have other holes?. I'm going to be on, but still semi available

I don't!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Mature women, don't you just love 'em. "
Where?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are we silent now or on VD?

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm silent at the moment anyway, save for the tapping of laptop keys. Even the cats are passed out, so I'd have to be talking to myself.

Mind you, talking to myself isn't entirely unknown!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

VD of course.

Silly buggers, we only want a kiss n cuddle and a fabulous night of rock n roll sex...who wants anything else?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

I'll take this opportunity to apologise to all the lovely fellas that have sent me presents and cards because yes, I have the painters in. And they didn't even bring me flowers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mature women, don't you just love 'em. Where?"

Wherever available.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Mature women, don't you just love 'em. Where?

Wherever available.

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tart

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

Real men say pfft to valentines day..

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Real men say pfft to valentines day..

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Real men have sense....

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I knew there was something I had to tell him

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'd be quite happy with an evening in, a bottle of wine and a night of wild shagging.

Same as most nights actually

(The wine would have to be occasional though).

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Real men say pfft to valentines day..

Real men have sense....

real men dont need a special day to tell their OH they're special..

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

The one day of the year that I'm glad I'm single

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Real men say pfft to valentines day..

Real men have sense....

real men dont need a special day to tell their OH they're special..

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Absofuckinglutely!

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

What!

A minutes silence for the menstrual cycle?

Makes a change from harping on about it!

*Tin hat on and retiring to bunker!*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Result - no need to buy valentines cards or flowers

Will accept gifts and cards though

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Real men say pfft to valentines day..

My boyfriend must be a real man then...hooray

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Real men say pfft to valentines day..

My boyfriend must be a real man then...hooray

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Result - no need to buy valentines cards or flowers

Will accept gifts and cards though

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I will send you something dirty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/02/14 22:09:07]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Result - no need to buy valentines cards or flowers

Will accept gifts and cards though

I will send you something dirty."

Wondering what that may be

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Result - no need to buy valentines cards or flowers

Will accept gifts and cards though

I will send you something dirty.

Wondering what that may be

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Well it can be anything from period pants to Wellington boots...but don't tell everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Result - no need to buy valentines cards or flowers

Will accept gifts and cards though

I will send you something dirty.

Wondering what that may be

Well it can be anything from period pants to Wellington boots...but don't tell everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red is the primary colour of valentines day so surely it's all good?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats wrong with shoving a towel under their ass and showering after

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red roses for a reason then

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

This year I don't have that problem any holes a goal

apart from the pooper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh the benefits of being older means no period getting in the way lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh the benefits of being older means no period getting in the way lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck it down her neck

She had better earn them roses

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

im glad im old lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/02/14 23:04:14]

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

my fb was on last week ... so woo hoo .. ding dong .. this week looks fab lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" ....to all those guys who will pay shitloads of cash on valentine day..to have the answer:"I can't, I have my period"

Hay it is not funny...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" ....to all those guys who will pay shitloads of cash on valentine day..to have the answer:"I can't, I have my period"

Hay it is not funny...

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Its fucking hilarious if you have Diarrhoea and sickness as well.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

how shallow are some blokes to only buy their chosen one flowers when the lady is'nt menstruating..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"how shallow are some blokes to only buy their chosen one flowers when the lady is'nt menstruating..

to right he bank one up for later then. pmsl you do not need the 14th to show some how much you love them.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"how shallow are some blokes to only buy their chosen one flowers when the lady is'nt menstruating..

to right he bank one up for later then. pmsl you do not need the 14th to show some how much you love them. "
Of course this is true, I was only being silly, I enjoy being silly.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"how shallow are some blokes to only buy their chosen one flowers when the lady is'nt menstruating..

to right he bank one up for later then. pmsl you do not need the 14th to show some how much you love them. "

agree with the latter point..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" ....to all those guys who will pay shitloads of cash on valentine day..to have the answer:"I can't, I have my period"

Hay it is not funny...

Its fucking hilarious if you have Diarrhoea and sickness as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" ....to all those guys who will pay shitloads of cash on valentine day..to have the answer:"I can't, I have my period"

You just know some guy this is going to happen to after reading this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take this opportunity to apologise to all the lovely fellas that have sent me presents and cards because yes, I have the painters in. And they didn't even bring me flowers."

Must be nice to receive them here eh ?Back in Oz what do the fellas do? here sheila here is a 6 pack for you and now how about a fuck for val day?

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