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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I just accidentally cut my leg off with a chain saw...
Do I need to see the doctor?  "
 no, you will be fine. You may notice you will get more weak by the pint of discharged blood spurting from your artery.
but ignore that and stay logged on and chat.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look this lot have no idea....
I was trained in archaic medical techniques
Drink one bottle of whisky to numb the pain
Throw a bottle of vodka over the stump to dsinfect it.
Then use a blow torch to corterise the wound.
By the way you will need someone to get them for you because you will find it difficult to walk |
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"Your fanny mouth and arse are still working, fancy a meet later?  "
You still want me with my bleeding stump?? Maybe we could do some medical kinky stuff lol. The leg is in the freezer with the mini milks I'm sure it's fine to sew back on |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Your fanny mouth and arse are still working, fancy a meet later?
You still want me with my bleeding stump?? Maybe we could do some medical kinky stuff lol. The leg is in the freezer with the mini milks I'm sure it's fine to sew back on "
Yeah you can do some real kinky fuckery shit with a bleeding stump babe, your hot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just google it...you will be fine....
I can't I'm feeling faint from the blood loss and every time I google something it comes up which some craziness about going to the hospital "
what shit advice.. how u gonna get there with no leg?.. |
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"Just google it...you will be fine....
I can't I'm feeling faint from the blood loss and every time I google something it comes up which some craziness about going to the hospital
what shit advice.. how u gonna get there with no leg?.. "
I'm gonna wheel myself there in a little tikes car but I reckon I'm gonna hurt myself getting down the stairs in that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cheaper Boots, you don't need a pair !
Will people sell me one?? Maybe I need to find someone who's cut off the opposite leg in a freak chainsaw accident and we can go halves......."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just google it...you will be fine....
I can't I'm feeling faint from the blood loss and every time I google something it comes up which some craziness about going to the hospital
what shit advice.. how u gonna get there with no leg?..
I'm gonna wheel myself there in a little tikes car but I reckon I'm gonna hurt myself getting down the stairs in that. "
those cars are ace.. have you seen the real one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just google it...you will be fine....
I can't I'm feeling faint from the blood loss and every time I google something it comes up which some craziness about going to the hospital
what shit advice.. how u gonna get there with no leg?..
I'm gonna wheel myself there in a little tikes car but I reckon I'm gonna hurt myself getting down the stairs in that.
those cars are ace.. have you seen the real one? "
Yeah its brilliant but I think I might have sacrificed the authenticity a bit by putting windows in it. Bit bloody windy, wet and cold to drive around in it |
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"Just google it...you will be fine....
I can't I'm feeling faint from the blood loss and every time I google something it comes up which some craziness about going to the hospital
what shit advice.. how u gonna get there with no leg?..
I'm gonna wheel myself there in a little tikes car but I reckon I'm gonna hurt myself getting down the stairs in that.
those cars are ace.. have you seen the real one? "
We have the truck! It's huge!! Cost double what the cars do though but it's a proper boys toy x |
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