An opening

By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No, my legs are closed, the draught if coming from the door.

I've had a first message from a guy that just said:

'It's cold out today.'

Nothing more, nothing less.

It's not every Wednesday morning you get an opening like this. My immediate reply was:

'Then put it away, you naughty boy.'

Has anyone else been gifted an opening like this?

Please don't all tell me it's a copy and paste and you've all received it! But if you have, please tell me you told him to put it away, too!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got its wet. And cold again .....I replied no its normally wet and warm for me

By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Yes I'm getting a few this morning...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got 'I woke up dripping wet'

Told him he's a bit old to wet the bed

By *obbyCock36Man over a year ago

Bournemouth

Genius answer, made me laugh out loud

"I got 'I woke up dripping wet'

Told him he's a bit old to wet the bed

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got a message saying. How's my naughty slut ?? Think it's sent to me in error

By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I got a message saying. How's my naughty slut ?? Think it's sent to me in error

Nope, he obviously knows you

By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Was it Gary Numan?