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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting

Funny how every shop has a sale on - and they are all out of stock on the cheaper ones.

Bloody cheek!!!!

Marketing at its best

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Nick one from someone's shed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We need to buy a house with a lawn before we can get the mower

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

get a goat - grass is cut for free and you can learn to make cheese!

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting

BB - the bastards round here dont have sheds - they are all under retirement age, only old bastards have sheds!Q!!!!

Shaz&Tony - i have two small gardens and ONE BIG BUSH!!!!

LOL

Wouldnt mind- but the only place that had a lawn mower suitable - and i had to travel 20 miles to go get the fooker!!!!

And poor Mr Notts as gone now - so no perving over the street watching HIM do HIS bush

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"BB - the bastards round here dont have sheds - they are all under retirement age, only old bastards have sheds!Q!!!!

Shaz&Tony - i have two small gardens and ONE BIG BUSH!!!!

LOL

Wouldnt mind- but the only place that had a lawn mower suitable - and i had to travel 20 miles to go get the fooker!!!!

And poor Mr Notts as gone now - so no perving over the street watching HIM do HIS bush"

I'll sell ya a sheep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shaz&Tony - i have two small gardens and ONE BIG BUSH!!!!

LOL

Wouldnt mind- but the only place that had a lawn mower suitable - and i had to travel 20 miles to go get the fooker!!!!"

You are going to trim you BUSH with it to, won't that be painful ?

Tony

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By *zMaleMan  over a year ago

penzance


"get a goat - grass is cut for free and you can learn to make cheese!"

OHHHHHHHHHH always so bloody practical ain't ya XX

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"Shaz&Tony - i have two small gardens and ONE BIG BUSH!!!!

LOL

Wouldnt mind- but the only place that had a lawn mower suitable - and i had to travel 20 miles to go get the fooker!!!!

You are going to trim you BUSH with it to, won't that be painful ?

Tony"

Noooooooooooooo.

My bush is well trimmed - got a bit out of hand with lack of attention for a while, but all back in order now - just need to sort out my lawn, lol

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By *zMaleMan  over a year ago

penzance


"BB - the bastards round here dont have sheds - they are all under retirement age, only old bastards have sheds!Q!!!!

Shaz&Tony - i have two small gardens and ONE BIG BUSH!!!!

LOL

Wouldnt mind- but the only place that had a lawn mower suitable - and i had to travel 20 miles to go get the fooker!!!!

And poor Mr Notts as gone now - so no perving over the street watching HIM do HIS bush"

Makes a note to get rid of the shed as I ain't retired yet........retarded but not retired

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a pair of nail clippers you could borrow

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"BB - the bastards round here dont have sheds - they are all under retirement age, only old bastards have sheds!Q!!!!

Shaz&Tony - i have two small gardens and ONE BIG BUSH!!!!

LOL

Wouldnt mind- but the only place that had a lawn mower suitable - and i had to travel 20 miles to go get the fooker!!!!

And poor Mr Notts as gone now - so no perving over the street watching HIM do HIS bush

Makes a note to get rid of the shed as I ain't retired yet........retarded but not retired "

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh new pic

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"BB - the bastards round here dont have sheds - they are all under retirement age, only old bastards have sheds!Q!!!!

Shaz&Tony - i have two small gardens and ONE BIG BUSH!!!!

LOL

Wouldnt mind- but the only place that had a lawn mower suitable - and i had to travel 20 miles to go get the fooker!!!!

And poor Mr Notts as gone now - so no perving over the street watching HIM do HIS bush

Makes a note to get rid of the shed as I ain't retired yet........retarded but not retired "

I wound's worry i have a shed too and well below retirement age

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By *zMaleMan  over a year ago

penzance


"BB - the bastards round here dont have sheds - they are all under retirement age, only old bastards have sheds!Q!!!!

Shaz&Tony - i have two small gardens and ONE BIG BUSH!!!!

LOL

Wouldnt mind- but the only place that had a lawn mower suitable - and i had to travel 20 miles to go get the fooker!!!!

And poor Mr Notts as gone now - so no perving over the street watching HIM do HIS bush

Makes a note to get rid of the shed as I ain't retired yet........retarded but not retired

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh new pic "

A change is as good as a rest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

thought this was going to be a thread about Lawnmower Deth....had all my CD's ready

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By *teve196301Man  over a year ago

northumberland

Ive got 2 sheds & a garage holy crap!!!

I work at a Horticultural place that sells mowers, get you one cheap???? Free deliery in north east lol

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By *umpkinMan  over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"get a goat - grass is cut for free and you can learn to make cheese!"

Goats don`t eat grass unless it`s been made into hay Sheep are the best lawn mowers!

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By *exeteraWoman  over a year ago

Bridgend


"get a goat - grass is cut for free and you can learn to make cheese!

Goats don`t eat grass unless it`s been made into hay Sheep are the best lawn mowers! "

Thought goats would eat anything

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By *umpkinMan  over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"get a goat - grass is cut for free and you can learn to make cheese!

Goats don`t eat grass unless it`s been made into hay Sheep are the best lawn mowers!

Thought goats would eat anything "

They love scrubby ground, brambles, hawthorn and stuff like that, but grass would have to be rough and half dead to appeal to them!

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Some fukker has pinched my mower pull start toggle! Bastards!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some fukker has pinched my mower pull start toggle! Bastards!!!!!!!!!!!"

How do you manage with no Toggle mate

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"Some fukker has pinched my mower pull start toggle! Bastards!!!!!!!!!!!"

i would go round and shag the bastard senseless.

BTW - have i mentioned i have two beautiful lawns of late

Sitting on the back one now in my bikine!!!!!

Heeheeeheee

((MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA))

Thank got for sheds, pmsl

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting

And for the cynical...

The grass IS greener!!!

Hehehehehehehehehe

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Green grass is great! My grass is in superb condition by the way

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"Green grass is great! My grass is in superb condition by the way "

I thought GreenGrass was off a program with that nick bloke off easternders as a copper....lol

Shows how much telly i dont watch eh

Glad your grass is in purrrfect condition btw xx

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Green grass is great! My grass is in superb condition by the way

I thought GreenGrass was off a program with that nick bloke off easternders as a copper....lol

Shows how much telly i dont watch eh

Glad your grass is in purrrfect condition btw xx"

No my green grass lawn not that old scroat of heartbeat!

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting


"Green grass is great! My grass is in superb condition by the way

I thought GreenGrass was off a program with that nick bloke off easternders as a copper....lol

Shows how much telly i dont watch eh

Glad your grass is in purrrfect condition btw xx

No my green grass lawn not that old scroat of heartbeat! "

Heartbeat!!!

Thats the one, hehehehe

My lawn better now i managed to cop a mower!!!

Needs trimming again already.

And AS for fecking s - just cant get rid of the bastards!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Green grass is great! My grass is in superb condition by the way

I thought GreenGrass was off a program with that nick bloke off easternders as a copper....lol

Shows how much telly i dont watch eh

Glad your grass is in purrrfect condition btw xx

No my green grass lawn not that old scroat of heartbeat!

Heartbeat!!!

Thats the one, hehehehe

My lawn better now i managed to cop a mower!!!

Needs trimming again already.

And AS for fecking s - just cant get rid of the bastards!!! "

lots of killer helps, got mint growing on my grass

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By *ebzStar OP   Woman  over a year ago

Notting

Mint is a BITCH to get rid of.

We made the mistake of putting some in our herb garden - and it totally took over!!!!

Smelled lovely but stop the lovely herubs from growing so well.

My fave to grow is rocket - it grows superb and ya get loads to eat - and from the supermarket is over £1 for a bag of soggy mush

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