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over a year ago
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"NO AGES TO BE MENTIONED ON THIS THREAD
hi ..ok ..so how did you lose your virginity was it good bad indifferent
memorable for all the wrong reasons...
NO AGES TO BE MENTIONED !!!!
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ronnie lost his in a bin shed of a high rise block of flats...in liverpool ...very romantic eh lol
wish i could mention his age pmsl
when i lost mine i couldnt even remember losing it lol
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over a year ago
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"mine crap ..with d*unken mature baby sitter who was next door and who left me little choice after asking me around to help her change a light bulb ....gruesome .....lol"
PD the bulb has just blown in my bedroom....help lol |
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"mine crap ..with d*unken mature baby sitter who was next door and who left me little choice after asking me around to help her change a light bulb ....gruesome .....lol
PD the bulb has just blown in my bedroom....help lol"
ok babes on my way .... |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"mine crap ..with d*unken mature baby sitter who was next door and who left me little choice after asking me around to help her change a light bulb ....gruesome .....lol
PD the bulb has just blown in my bedroom....help lol"
And mine - although actually it HAS - and the bulb has poppped right out of the metal screwy in thing- how am i gnna get that out now - and cant remember if i turned it on or off after it popped so dont wanna stick my fingers or pliers in there...... |
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"mine crap ..with d*unken mature baby sitter who was next door and who left me little choice after asking me around to help her change a light bulb ....gruesome .....lol
PD the bulb has just blown in my bedroom....help lol
And mine - although actually it HAS - and the bulb has poppped right out of the metal screwy in thing- how am i gnna get that out now - and cant remember if i turned it on or off after it popped so dont wanna stick my fingers or pliers in there......"
switch power off at mains hun to be safe |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"mine crap ..with d*unken mature baby sitter who was next door and who left me little choice after asking me around to help her change a light bulb ....gruesome .....lol
PD the bulb has just blown in my bedroom....help lol
And mine - although actually it HAS - and the bulb has poppped right out of the metal screwy in thing- how am i gnna get that out now - and cant remember if i turned it on or off after it popped so dont wanna stick my fingers or pliers in there......
switch power off at mains hun to be safe "
You beat me to it - i actually just thought of that - all by myself!!!
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"mine crap ..with d*unken mature baby sitter who was next door and who left me little choice after asking me around to help her change a light bulb ....gruesome .....lol
PD the bulb has just blown in my bedroom....help lol
And mine - although actually it HAS - and the bulb has poppped right out of the metal screwy in thing- how am i gnna get that out now - and cant remember if i turned it on or off after it popped so dont wanna stick my fingers or pliers in there......
switch power off at mains hun to be safe
You beat me to it - i actually just thought of that - all by myself!!!
LOL"
bless !!! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Soooo comon Debz how did you lose yours?....and can i look up your skirt when you are changing the bulb? lol"
Alreaady told ya hun - lost mine to the lad down the road.
Fancied him for YEARS as he was the older brother of my mate, and finally got him - thought i loved him, then he shagged my mate in my house after getting us all d*unk which made me feel dirty as she had had half of the estate - and i have never trusted men since!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Soooo comon Debz how did you lose yours?....and can i look up your skirt when you are changing the bulb? lol
Alreaady told ya hun - lost mine to the lad down the road.
Fancied him for YEARS as he was the older brother of my mate, and finally got him - thought i loved him, then he shagged my mate in my house after getting us all d*unk which made me feel dirty as she had had half of the estate - and i have never trusted men since!!!
LOL"
lol so you did i missed it....the moral of the story is expect nothing from them then they cant let you down.....oh we are little prophetesses of joy tonight aint we lol |
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"Soooo comon Debz how did you lose yours?....and can i look up your skirt when you are changing the bulb? lol
Alreaady told ya hun - lost mine to the lad down the road.
Fancied him for YEARS as he was the older brother of my mate, and finally got him - thought i loved him, then he shagged my mate in my house after getting us all d*unk which made me feel dirty as she had had half of the estate - and i have never trusted men since!!!
LOL
lol so you did i missed it....the moral of the story is expect nothing from them then they cant let you down.....oh we are little prophetesses of joy tonight aint we lol"
god its les dawson that bloke off corry again ...get your rollin pins girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Soooo comon Debz how did you lose yours?....and can i look up your skirt when you are changing the bulb? lol
Alreaady told ya hun - lost mine to the lad down the road.
Fancied him for YEARS as he was the older brother of my mate, and finally got him - thought i loved him, then he shagged my mate in my house after getting us all d*unk which made me feel dirty as she had had half of the estate - and i have never trusted men since!!!
LOL
lol so you did i missed it....the moral of the story is expect nothing from them then they cant let you down.....oh we are little prophetesses of joy tonight aint we lol
god its les dawson that bloke off corry again ...get your rollin pins girls "
EH? that just went right over my head lol |
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"Soooo comon Debz how did you lose yours?....and can i look up your skirt when you are changing the bulb? lol
Alreaady told ya hun - lost mine to the lad down the road.
Fancied him for YEARS as he was the older brother of my mate, and finally got him - thought i loved him, then he shagged my mate in my house after getting us all d*unk which made me feel dirty as she had had half of the estate - and i have never trusted men since!!!
LOL
lol so you did i missed it....the moral of the story is expect nothing from them then they cant let you down.....oh we are little prophetesses of joy tonight aint we lol
god its les dawson that bloke off corry again ...get your rollin pins girls
EH? that just went right over my head lol"
you ...moanin about men ...pmsl ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Soooo comon Debz how did you lose yours?....and can i look up your skirt when you are changing the bulb? lol
Alreaady told ya hun - lost mine to the lad down the road.
Fancied him for YEARS as he was the older brother of my mate, and finally got him - thought i loved him, then he shagged my mate in my house after getting us all d*unk which made me feel dirty as she had had half of the estate - and i have never trusted men since!!!
LOL
lol so you did i missed it....the moral of the story is expect nothing from them then they cant let you down.....oh we are little prophetesses of joy tonight aint we lol
god its les dawson that bloke off corry again ...get your rollin pins girls
EH? that just went right over my head lol
you ...moanin about men ...pmsl ..."
lol well they do make me moan....and not always in a good way |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Soooo comon Debz how did you lose yours?....and can i look up your skirt when you are changing the bulb? lol
Alreaady told ya hun - lost mine to the lad down the road.
Fancied him for YEARS as he was the older brother of my mate, and finally got him - thought i loved him, then he shagged my mate in my house after getting us all d*unk which made me feel dirty as she had had half of the estate - and i have never trusted men since!!!
LOL
lol so you did i missed it....the moral of the story is expect nothing from them then they cant let you down.....oh we are little prophetesses of joy tonight aint we lol
god its les dawson that bloke off corry again ...get your rollin pins girls
EH? that just went right over my head lol
you ...moanin about men ...pmsl ...
lol well they do make me moan....and not always in a good way "
Hopefully in more good ways than bad tho....;) xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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im still a virgin hahahahaha pmsl does anyone wana come take my virginity
im lay on the bed totaly naked looking brown and suntanned mmmmmmmm nervus and sweating waiting for the BIG moment pmsl
oh the tans for the social nxt week mmmmm
xxpeanutxx |
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"mine crap ..with d*unken mature baby sitter who was next door and who left me little choice after asking me around to help her change a light bulb ....gruesome .....lol"
Bloody good job energy saving light bulbs hadn't been invented at that time - they are guaranteed for 1500hours - you might still be a virgin now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mine was with a guy i ended up being with for 4 years. and had a child together. i was a tad d*unk and had a pan next to my head incase i was gonna be sick, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No ages Notts lmao"
Oi cheeky I was no age at all lol...
I was taken down the haystacks for my birthday.. remember snogging for ages, then the boobs were taken out, wow attention was inceased.. then i remeber things getting very very wet and some awsome thighs being wrapped around me.. then.. well, I thought i'd wet myself lol... Awsome,
Great Birthday got to be said.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was with a boyfriend and was in a mates
house and to say i was dissappointed would be an understatement.
And it put me off bigtime i can tell you.
To be honest, i only started to really enjoy sex when in my late 30,s
even more since swinging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine was with someone that I planned to seduce as soon as I saw him lol
It was'nt all that though but I did'nt realise until id slept with a few more and started comparing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine was with someone that I planned to seduce as soon as I saw him lol
It was'nt all that though but I did'nt realise until id slept with a few more and started comparing "
You compare????
Oooerrr... best get in quick than lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine was late summer in a corn field. They had just cut the corn and i was more bothered about getting prickles up my arse than anything else lolxx"
im saying nowt!! lol xx
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"Mine was late summer in a corn field. They had just cut the corn and i was more bothered about getting prickles up my arse than anything else lolxx im saying nowt!! lol xx"
She still worries about prickles up her Arse!!!;)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine was with someone that I planned to seduce as soon as I saw him lol
It was'nt all that though but I did'nt realise until id slept with a few more and started comparing
You compare????
Oooerrr... best get in quick than lol.."
Yep ill be bringing my score book! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I lost mine to my first boyfriend. We'd dated for four years (3 of them waiting for me to become 'legal', and one more while I waited for him to buy condoms LOL) And after all that anticipation, it was rubbish! After a while, I gently pointed out that I wasn't enjoying it as much as the girls in the soft porn we watched together, and he told me that NO WOMEN really enjoy it in that way. The lying rat! But because he said this, I stayed with him for another four years of atrocious sex.
To be fair, I now know that he had a medical problem. Rather unkindly, I still refer to him as the Two Thrusts Man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Think mine just fell off the edge of the bed one night... then when I was rummaging around in the dark for it, I felt something from behind.
Woke up in the morning with a large, heavily tattooed, bald guy next to me in my bed. I still have no idea who let him in, although I was always suspicious of the prison guard... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey there x well that would vary upon which sex you were talking of however both memorable mwah hehehe x tgc yol be well x play safe mwah "
I think I need some sort of google translator! |
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