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Fab Dating if you' are looking for love mail here.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Now it's almost Valentines I would like to play cupid and see whos looking for more than a leg over .. So please tell us something nice about you . And you never know your luck you may just find the love of your life .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make a nice puddin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I make a nice puddin "
what sort? as you know the way to a heart is good food . xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wouldn't expect to find love on here but I'm open minded

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wouldn't expect to find love on here but I'm open minded

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yes love can be found all places .And here on fab why I think it would be lovely and can look at each other here see what they think .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I always think that speed dating looks fun ... Would be a very different way of meeting lots new people at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good start from the guys

Where are all the ladies

Jo - you sound like Cilla

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeh true ,they do say you can find love in the most unexpected places

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good start from the guys

Where are all the ladies

Jo - you sound like Cilla

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well I am happy to play cilla if it makes some happy here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmmm I can clean? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a good listener by the way

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeh true ,they do say you can find love in the most unexpected places

it is indeed true. I found love here and we were both adamant that it wasn't what we wanted at the time. Now we're living together and I feel blessed to have this amazing guy in my life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make a lovely lemon drizzle cake but do have 4 cats.

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By *andyandyukMan over a year ago

Gainford

"Hmmmm I can clean? X"
I really need a cleaner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm totally bonkers and scare blokes in the gym with my freaky redhead strength! Well its better than saying I like nice walks in the country and have a GSOH, or is it? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's one guy I'd consider, but only after a good year or so and a lot of talking, right now we're just enjoying the FWB side of things

I hope he doesn't read this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hmmmm I can clean? X"
wow I hate it so I will say well done you . xx

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By *untime biatchWoman over a year ago

ova by ea wales

I found love on here

happens in the strangest places lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm a good listener by the way

lol"
well a lot would love that in a man xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I make a lovely lemon drizzle cake but do have 4 cats."
So we are looking for a cat lover for you who loves cake xxx That cake sounds FAB X yumm xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm totally bonkers and scare blokes in the gym with my freaky redhead strength! Well its better than saying I like nice walks in the country and have a GSOH, or is it? lol"
A lot of men love woman just like you a fire cracker .. I am sure you would warm there hearts .

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Im just _isscheekychops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make a nice puddin what sort? as you know the way to a heart is good food . xxx

a nice sticky one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im just _isscheekychops

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come on theres more to miss cheeky then her chops .. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I make a nice puddin what sort? as you know the way to a heart is good food . xxx

a nice sticky one"
ok so what would you make a lovely lady a sticky? is that with cream or custard .

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Go on then. I don't have anything to do on Friday evening.

I am an interfering, infuriating, bonkers biddy wrapped up in a warm, soft ball of fat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make a nice puddin what sort? as you know the way to a heart is good food . xxx

a nice sticky one ok so what would you make a lovely lady a sticky? is that with cream or custard .

which would u prefer? I have to ask as i know how fussy you women are !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go on then. I don't have anything to do on Friday evening.

I am an interfering, infuriating, bonkers biddy wrapped up in a warm, soft ball of fat."
Well you may see yourself a bit like that but a lot love a woman to get hold off and just see it as more of you to love. So I hope we find you a date for Friday . xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I make a nice puddin what sort? as you know the way to a heart is good food . xxx

a nice sticky one ok so what would you make a lovely lady a sticky? is that with cream or custard .

which would u prefer? I have to ask as i know how fussy you women are !

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for me if a sticky pudding it has to be custard ..... yumm x

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I make a cracking cheesecake...you choose the flavour

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I make a cracking cheesecake...you choose the flavour

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ooooo Now my minds working over time you could feed each other that . I love cheesecake I bet a lot of men love it too. xx

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By *nigmatic1Woman over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"I make a cracking cheesecake...you choose the flavour

ooooo Now my minds working over time you could feed each other that . I love cheesecake I bet a lot of men love it too. xx

Yum bloody yum!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about a fantastic massage that more than likely ends in a very shared moment

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

theres some one out there for every one . so where are you i have been looking but cant find you maybe you should find me cheating wife wanted aply with in .

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I take honesty and loyalty to an art form, that makes me 'good gf material'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How about a fantastic massage that more than likely ends in a very shared moment

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I think women like men who are upfront and don't play mind games as they know where they stand . positive free thinking men who have a mind of their own . Romanic and full of passion and love just lovely to be around..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I take honesty and loyalty to an art form, that makes me 'good gf material'.

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wow gf In this day and age its really lovely to have them values and a lot of men dream of finding that in a woman and be very happy. xxx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ok here is me...

Witty slightly random person who is some what charming and a bit bonkers. I spend too much money on clothes and make up but always make sure bills etc are paid. I love to cook and bake and enjoy seeing new places and i like sex

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ok here is me...

Im also honest and loyal....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't either but here I am in a fantastic relationship thanks to this site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not as cold hearted or as much of a bitch as people think. I can also bake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ok here is me...

Im also honest and loyal....

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Well miss cheeky you have it all going on there . Your a lot of mens dream woman and that bonkers bit I love ... as it tells me you're not boring and open to new things and fun .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feel like an odd one out in that the "L" word makes me want to run as fast and as far in the opposite direction - I'm on this site because I am not interested in falling in love, if I was I'd sign up to match.com.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I didn't either but here I am in a fantastic relationship thanks to this site"
See this sites a bit of a melting pot we have allsorts here . And glad you found love xxxxxx ooo that's really lovely. xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Feel like an odd one out in that the "L" word makes me want to run as fast and as far in the opposite direction - I'm on this site because I am not interested in falling in love, if I was I'd sign up to match.com. "
well L word is sweet and will make some run to the hills. But when that cupit arrow hits you know about it and it stays with you forever .

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Haha, that's the LAST place you'd want to go to find love!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll throw my hat in the ring, but I'm a bit picky....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll throw my hat in the ring, but I'm a bit picky....

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Yes I think you will find a lot of the ladies are too ....... its a good thing I feel it shows me you have your standards .. that's how I see picky . xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm empathic but not where man flu is concerned.

I love to learn and share that passion and the knowledge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always think that speed dating looks fun ... Would be a very different way of meeting lots new people at the same time."

Should try speed dating but in your smalls and instead of the usual I like socialising and flower pressing in my spare time etc .. it should go along the lines of favourite sexual desires etc. it could work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not looking for love, but would like to see miss cheekychops and The libertine, I hope I have not made you both blush

Her

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Not looking for love, but would like to see miss cheekychops and The libertine, I hope I have not made you both blush

Her

I think we Would kill each other lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ive got a date on Wednesday night from POF he seems nice enough so we will see lol.

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I make a cracking cheesecake...you choose the flavour

mm cheese? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not looking for love, but would like to see miss cheekychops and The libertine, I hope I have not made you both blush

Her

I think we Would kill each other lol "

who shall we set up then?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ive got a date on Wednesday night from POF he seems nice enough so we will see lol. "
Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not looking for love, but would like to see miss cheekychops and The libertine, I hope I have not made you both blush

Her

I think we Would kill each other lol "
well he is 6ft so that's fab xx I know you like tall men .

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By *lirtygirl445Woman over a year ago

Lancashire

Well "LOVE" is just a word but the rush and feeling you get from being with someone that makes you feel sexy is the best feeling ever.I wonder how blindfold dating would go,you get to kiss ex amount of guys then see who`s kiss you enjoyed. P.S Master chef here!!! i keep getting request for my curries lol

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

Ooo, now let me think...

I'm, err wait, err......now then, still thinking......

Unfathomable?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well "LOVE" is just a word but the rush and feeling you get from being with someone that makes you feel sexy is the best feeling ever.I wonder how blindfold dating would go,you get to kiss ex amount of guys then see who`s kiss you enjoyed. P.S Master chef here!!! i keep getting request for my curries lol

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That blindfold dating sounds fun .Can just feel and not see .... or eat your lovely curries . I bet that would go down well. xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeh true ,they do say you can find love in the most unexpected places

it is indeed true. I found love here and we were both adamant that it wasn't what we wanted at the time. Now we're living together and I feel blessed to have this amazing guy in my life.

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By *lirtygirl445Woman over a year ago

Lancashire

Ive got orders coming in all the time , northern room is full of curry lovers.

. Need a bigger freezer lol.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

good luck to people looking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeh true ,they do say you can find love in the most unexpected places

it is indeed true. I found love here and we were both adamant that it wasn't what we wanted at the time. Now we're living together and I feel blessed to have this amazing guy in my life.

better than meeting in a tescos

her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeh true ,they do say you can find love in the most unexpected places

it is indeed true. I found love here and we were both adamant that it wasn't what we wanted at the time. Now we're living together and I feel blessed to have this amazing guy in my life.

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By *lirtygirl445Woman over a year ago

Lancashire

LOL @ luvesmuffin some tesco workers o here ones a manager

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By *rownsnakeMan over a year ago

coventry

I would love to meet someone for this valentines day as I never bin lucky in love have no idea why? Love cooking and up for laugh love to travel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any matches yet Jo?

Do I need to buy a hat

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By *atcherslutCouple over a year ago

newcastle

hiya guys

we found love on here and now its coming up to our 3rd valentines day together

we wernt looking for love

but you never know when its going to jump up and bite ya in the bum xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any matches yet Jo?

Do I need to buy a hat

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well I hope we get some feedback if we get a date here.

xx my fingers and toes are crossed and I am thinking positive . xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LOL @ luvesmuffin some tesco workers o here ones a manager

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oopps sowwy to tescos workers lol only meant good at having a good time then loved up for them both lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blindfolded kissing Oooo take some lip balm then a curry afterwards perfect night out xxx

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By *lirtygirl445Woman over a year ago

Lancashire

lol spadge, tinks33 wants a curry delivery

. wait while the 22nd march think the blindfold are on order

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"lol spadge, tinks33 wants a curry delivery

. wait while the 22nd march think the blindfold are on order

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lol I bet you will have a lot of orders for curry and blindfold too wow very kinky ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is my second valentines alone, I'd love to find someone on here .

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is my second valentines alone, I'd love to find someone on here . "
Litte miss tell us something about you ? that way they can get to know you a little . xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love to find someone too, never considered it possible on here, never tried but reading some other people's stories maybe you can find someone on here. At least you know you'll be sexually compatible I guess!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make a cracking cheesecake...you choose the flavour

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I make a proper good toffee cheesecake.

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd love to find someone too, never considered it possible on here, never tried but reading some other people's stories maybe you can find someone on here. At least you know you'll be sexually compatible I guess!"
yes they have things in common just being on this site together is a start ..And maybe not so open to a vanilla date.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im the mutts nuts...cook...clean..iron....come have a look n get me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well im a bloody good cook but no way would i team that up with finding love. lmao

Its a four letter word i do not use.

Though good luck to those who do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im the mutts nuts...cook...clean..iron....come have a look n get me lol

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wow you do all that .. will make some lovely lady a very happy woman . xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not specially looking for love on here but if I found it and the feeling was of course mutual, I wouldnt pass it by just because we met on here in fact that just means we already have something in common

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well im a bloody good cook but no way would i team that up with finding love. lmao

Its a four letter word i do not use.

Though good luck to those who do

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you can cook well and as I say its one way to a mans heart , lol look out it maybe around the corner . xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not looking for love but a fun weekend would be good! Although everyone interesting is usually miles away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well im a bloody good cook but no way would i team that up with finding love. lmao

Its a four letter word i do not use.

Though good luck to those who do

you can cook well and as I say its one way to a mans heart , lol look out it maybe around the corner . xx

If it is jo..i will be hiding or running very fast...away from IT. lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well im a bloody good cook but no way would i team that up with finding love. lmao

Its a four letter word i do not use.

Though good luck to those who do

you can cook well and as I say its one way to a mans heart , lol look out it maybe around the corner . xx

If it is jo..i will be hiding or running very fast...away from IT. lmao

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ooo don't be a spoil sport , lol open your arms and let it in .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldnt rule out finding love on here as probably more likely to find someone more compatable and openminded.

But I also believe that love finds us as long as we are open to it.

makeing it work as a relationship is the difficult bit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well im a bloody good cook but no way would i team that up with finding love. lmao

Its a four letter word i do not use.

Though good luck to those who do

you can cook well and as I say its one way to a mans heart , lol look out it maybe around the corner . xx

If it is jo..i will be hiding or running very fast...away from IT. lmao

ooo don't be a spoil sport , lol open your arms and let it in .

No way.been there and got the t shirt and dont wish to paticipate any more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honest, affectionate man here. I like to spend my time with my girl ruther than in a bar or gumbling with mates and hope to find a likeminded girl. Well not to the point she gets borred of me lol. I am slightly dominant in character but caring and a good listner. Good sex could well be a good start for something more. You never know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well im a bloody good cook but no way would i team that up with finding love. lmao

Its a four letter word i do not use.

Though good luck to those who do

you can cook well and as I say its one way to a mans heart , lol look out it maybe around the corner . xx

If it is jo..i will be hiding or running very fast...away from IT. lmao

ooo don't be a spoil sport , lol open your arms and let it in .

No way.been there and got the t shirt and dont wish to paticipate any more

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never say never .. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll settle for a blowjob instead btw.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like a lady to cradle up and spin around on Valentines Day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll settle for a blowjob instead btw."

thats march 14th

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd like a lady to cradle up and spin around on Valentines Day

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Do know our miss cheekychops , mmmm xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'd like a lady to cradle up and spin around on Valentines Day

Do know our miss cheekychops , mmmm xx "

I don't want to be sitting in a&e while he gets seen to with a fucked back after trying to spin me around!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im open to finding a like minded partner on fab. Never say never I guess .sometimes u find somethings in the most unexpected places.

P.s I cook and clean too lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I forgot to mention I don't cook or clean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd like a lady to cradle up and spin around on Valentines Day

Do know our miss cheekychops , mmmm xx

I don't want to be sitting in a&e while he gets seen to with a fucked back after trying to spin me around!!! Lol "
lol well now that's what you call a date you would never forget .

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By *lirtygirl445Woman over a year ago

Lancashire

Aww im sure you`d keep her entertained enough that she wouldnt get bored.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like a lady to cradle up and spin around on Valentines Day

Do know our miss cheekychops , mmmm xx

I don't want to be sitting in a&e while he gets seen to with a fucked back after trying to spin me around!!! Lol "

You'd be surprised at some of the ladies I've spun, I prefer petit ones though, you can get more velocity on the spin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I forgot to mention I don't cook or clean."
well I am sure theres other things you can do well . xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I forgot to mention I don't cook or clean.well I am sure theres other things you can do well . xx"

I'll update this thread when I find one.

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By *lirtygirl445Woman over a year ago

Lancashire

"Im open to finding a like minded partner on fab. Never say never I guess .sometimes u find somethings in the most unexpected places.

P.s I cook and clean too lol

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would you do it naked as a treat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is my second valentines alone, I'd love to find someone on here . "

Well what can I say hmm I'm caring, bubbly always put others before myself.can't cook to save my life unfortunately and I'm far from the domestic goddess but make up got this in other ways

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a great vanilla dare Cheeky

. Mine on Saturday ended up not so vanilla. He's kinky and open to the idea of swinging.

Time will tell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to cook. Learning Caribbean right now.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I like to cook. Learning Caribbean right now.

I can cook Caribbean food...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'd like a lady to cradle up and spin around on Valentines Day

Do know our miss cheekychops , mmmm xx

I don't want to be sitting in a&e while he gets seen to with a fucked back after trying to spin me around!!! Lol lol well now that's what you call a date you would never forget .

Pssst whispers to Jo....He prefers the slim variety of women not the chubbers

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I make great mashed potatoes,,, and I don t mind washing up,,;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd like a lady to cradle up and spin around on Valentines Day

Do know our miss cheekychops , mmmm xx

I don't want to be sitting in a&e while he gets seen to with a fucked back after trying to spin me around!!! Lol lol well now that's what you call a date you would never forget .

Pssst whispers to Jo....He prefers the slim variety of women not the chubbers

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stop it what I see is lovely xx It's scientifically proven men love womanly curves so there xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I make great mashed potatoes,,, and I don t mind washing up,,;-)

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ooo give me a man who love cleaning up and washing up .. heaven , xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make great mashed potatoes,,, and I don t mind washing up,,;-)

Can I have cheese sauce with the mash x

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By *lirtygirl445Woman over a year ago

Lancashire

hmmmm curry, mash and cheese cake, COME ON!!! whos making a starter zzzzzzzzzz

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By *aughtySexualArousalMan over a year ago

SPALDING

I can cook clean and iron (except shirts) well I can do all household jobs but I honestly don't think I'd find love on here as everyone seems to be older than me x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bj for starter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can cook clean and iron (except shirts) well I can do all household jobs but I honestly don't think I'd find love on here as everyone seems to be older than me x"
Theres all ages here keep a open mind .xxxx

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Now it's almost Valentines I would like to play cupid and see whos looking for more than a leg over .. So please tell us something nice about you . And you never know your luck you may just find the love of your life .

I'm afraid not....I'm already in love with someone but just want sex. But I am nice

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'll settle for a blowjob instead btw."

You have to go on another thread for that!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can cook clean and iron (except shirts) well I can do all household jobs but I honestly don't think I'd find love on here as everyone seems to be older than me x"

I can iron shirts

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By *lirtygirl445Woman over a year ago

Lancashire

menu for friday: bruschetta for starters,italian chicken with parmesan creamy mash and green beans. tiramisu for pudding mmmmm. Not for getting the wine chilled xxx bellissimo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can cook clean and iron (except shirts) well I can do all household jobs but I honestly don't think I'd find love on here as everyone seems to be older than me x"

Not possible to love an older woman ??

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By *lirtygirl445Woman over a year ago

Lancashire

"I can cook clean and iron (except shirts) well I can do all household jobs but I honestly don't think I'd find love on here as everyone seems to be older than me x

Not possible to love an older woman ??"

who says knock it off we are very loveable we just dont like mind games

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

"I'm not specially looking for love on here but if I found it and the feeling was of course mutual, I wouldnt pass it by just because we met on here in fact that just means we already have something in common "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can cook clean and iron (except shirts) well I can do all household jobs but I honestly don't think I'd find love on here as everyone seems to be older than me x

Not possible to love an older woman ??

who says knock it off we are very loveable we just dont like mind games

. I was asking not saying lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can cook clean and iron (except shirts) well I can do all household jobs but I honestly don't think I'd find love on here as everyone seems to be older than me x

Not possible to love an older woman ??

who says knock it off we are very loveable we just dont like mind games

. I was asking not saying lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always looking but alas love keeps hiding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i'm not looking for love but after 11 months without sex i'm willing to accept any lust offers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always looking but alas love keeps hiding

With an avatar like that surely not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Always looking but alas love keeps hiding

With an avatar like that surely not

"
its very different maybe he is too. xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"11 months without sex"

I'm winning.

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By *opsy RogersWoman over a year ago

London

Rusty is a real sweetie and a little (what's the male equivalent to minx?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"11 months without sex

I'm winning. "

what's the prize?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"11 months without sex

I'm winning.

what's the prize?"

A decent shag I hope.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Always looking but alas love keeps hiding

With an avatar like that surely not

its very different maybe he is too. xx

Its all an act. He is the sweetest,, loveliest? Most innocent man on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i know where the suns gone.. its shining out of russ's arse

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I make a wicked savoury cheesecake

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"i know where the suns gone.. its shining out of russ's arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I make a wicked savoury cheesecake

"
well I am sure some lovely man would love you making this for him .. come on men mail you may get a nibble ,

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By *o1mrtlcMan over a year ago

cannock

iam not looking forward to valantine as dont like being on my own lol and iam not sure what i have to offer apart from good with my hands lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"iam not looking forward to valantine as dont like being on my own lol and iam not sure what i have to offer apart from good with my hands lol

come and have a nibble on my cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd treat you like a princess and fuck you like a pornstar.

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By *o1mrtlcMan over a year ago

cannock

"iam not looking forward to valantine as dont like being on my own lol and iam not sure what i have to offer apart from good with my hands lol

come and have a nibble on my cheesecake

"
lol what flavor is it not that iam a big fan of cheese cake but thanks for the offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd treat you like a princess and fuck you like a pornstar.

"
what a offer ladies ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd treat you like a princess and fuck you like a pornstar.

Was that an offer for everyone ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i know where the suns gone.. its shining out of russ's arse

Thought it was a little warm, thought it was last nights vindaloo though

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"iam not looking forward to valantine as dont like being on my own lol and iam not sure what i have to offer apart from good with my hands lol

come and have a nibble on my cheesecake

lol what flavor is it not that iam a big fan of cheese cake but thanks for the offer "

Lol....no worries Im sure you will get an offer you can't refuse lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'd treat you like a princess and fuck you like a pornstar.

can I share your chicken?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd treat you like a princess and fuck you like a pornstar.

can I share your chicken?

"
where did the chicken come into this , lol he has offer to treat you like a princess not take you to KFC .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make a lovely lemon drizzle cake but do have 4 cats.So we are looking for a cat lover for you who loves cake xxx That cake sounds FAB X yumm xxx

Yes a cat lover would be handy. I'm not limited to just cake, I make chocolates and can do savoury food too, all round Delia me lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I make a lovely lemon drizzle cake but do have 4 cats.So we are looking for a cat lover for you who loves cake xxx That cake sounds FAB X yumm xxx

Yes a cat lover would be handy. I'm not limited to just cake, I make chocolates and can do savoury food too, all round Delia me lol x"
well if you're a Delia x You would make some man very very happy , A man who love his food as well as his lady xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Already found it on here - but open to potential replacements for when he reaches his 'best before' date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd treat you like a princess and fuck you like a pornstar.

can I share your chicken?

...you can have a nibble on my thighs. We'd have to wait and see later in the night if we're in the mood for some breasts too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd treat you like a princess and fuck you like a pornstar.

what a offer ladies ,

Bloody hell, i never this actually worked..i've been doing it wrong for years lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd treat you like a princess and fuck you like a pornstar.

what a offer ladies ,

Bloody hell, i never this actually worked..i've been doing it wrong for years lol

"
yes it could work .. just need to keep an open mind ,

xx as you never know what around the corner .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Already found it on here - but open to potential replacements for when he reaches his 'best before' date

So next month then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Already found it on here - but open to potential replacements for when he reaches his 'best before' date

So next month then

Yep - the birthday bash is actually his 'farewell' party too

And you best be bringing your skinny little arse down for it (see forum thread in meets!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Already found it on here - but open to potential replacements for when he reaches his 'best before' date

Bloody hell Fox, let the poor guy live a little lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Already found it on here - but open to potential replacements for when he reaches his 'best before' date

Bloody hell Fox, let the poor guy live a little lol

I'll need a younger model soon before he develops MORE wrinkles, and the last of is hairs give up trying to grow too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not looking for love but wouldn't say no to some lust at the moment....

oh btw I don't bake!

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By *lirtygirl445Woman over a year ago

Lancashire

"I can cook clean and iron (except shirts) well I can do all household jobs but I honestly don't think I'd find love on here as everyone seems to be older than me x

Not possible to love an older woman ??

who says knock it off we are very loveable we just dont like mind games

. I was asking not saying lol $-

"
o right sorry thought you was looking for a spanked bottom lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im the mutts nuts...cook...clean..iron....come have a look n get me lol

I'll have you

Oh shit I'm not single

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'd treat you like a princess and fuck you like a pornstar.

can I share your chicken?

...you can have a nibble on my thighs. We'd have to wait and see later in the night if we're in the mood for some breasts too.

Now that's an offer I can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd treat you like a princess and fuck you like a pornstar.

what a offer ladies ,

Bloody hell, i never this actually worked..i've been doing it wrong for years lol

yes it could work .. just need to keep an open mind ,

xx as you never know what around the corner .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can cook clean and iron (except shirts) well I can do all household jobs but I honestly don't think I'd find love on here as everyone seems to be older than me x

Not possible to love an older woman ??

who says knock it off we are very loveable we just dont like mind games

. I was asking not saying lol $-

o right sorry thought you was looking for a spanked bottom lol

Well if ur offering

as long as ur gentle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd treat you like a princess and fuck you like a pornstar.

can I share your chicken?

...you can have a nibble on my thighs. We'd have to wait and see later in the night if we're in the mood for some breasts too.

Now that's an offer I can't refuse

Thank god i usually buy extra. I'm not sharing mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well what can I say, I like to take my time with foreplay why rush it. A nice meal out with good company and then back for puddings, is a good night out. you all know what they say about us redheads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well what can I say, I like to take my time with foreplay why rush it. A nice meal out with good company and then back for puddings, is a good night out. you all know what they say about us redheads.

"
I am sure a lot of ladies looking for the same thing as you. xx

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By *hecat007Woman over a year ago

Round the corner

Not looking for luv ....will lust do ???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I get a refund?

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

"Wouldn't expect to find love on here but I'm open minded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i make good lasagne..but im a right bitch mardy woman. but never say never i suppose. meeting a partner could happen

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By *r_G_SPMan over a year ago

Nice shoes

I found love once in a traffic jam on the M1 so why not here haha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone put they can breathe through their ears??

Cus I cant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a big fan of tan lines. Damn Jo you're already taken

I'm a decent cook and will watch pretty much ANY film. Even chick flicks!

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By *amie_leighWoman over a year ago

coventry

I understand the offside rule

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