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"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board. Would you let me "Don't think my ironing board could stand up to the activity - but the sofa would be luvverly!! | |||
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"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board. Would you let me
Don't think my ironing board could stand up to the activity - but the sofa would be luvverly!! "How about the coffee table and don't say its a glass one  | |||
"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board. Would you let me "I would prefer up the wall, then the sofa  | |||
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"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board. Would you let me "Sofa or car bonnet please.. | |||
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"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board." ...  why the ironing board?...
...I can't think of a single sex position that would work on an ironing board?... | |||
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"Just get back to the ironing board, my shirt needs ironing biatch "bollocks uncle Fester iron ya own | |||
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"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board. Would you let me
Don't think my ironing board could stand up to the activity - but the sofa would be luvverly!!
How about the coffee table and don't say its a glass one "No the coffee table would work just fine | |||
"Malibu Wave Rider A sex move involving an ironing board, a man, and a woman. To perform, the woman must lay flat on her back on top of the ironing board with her arms to her side, as if to resemble a surf board. The man then lays on top of her, stomach to stomach, and fucks her. While this is going on, the man must make a paddling motion with his arms, as if he were paddling out into the ocean. Just before the man "hits the big wave", he must jump up and stand on top of the woman, as if riding a surf board, and yell "cowabunga!", getting his "Sex Wax" all over her. Note: If an ironing board cannot be found, or if the ironing board is not stable enough to hold two people, then a flat piece of wood between two chairs, or any kind of elevated, flat surface can be used as a substitution. For full authenticity, this move can be performed on top of a surf board, which in turn is elevated over a surface of water. Surfer 1: "So Jenny and I performed a Malibu Wave Rider last night." Surfer 2: "How was it, brah?" Surfer 1: "It was totally radical, but she got a gnarly infection in her eye from my Sex Wax." Surfer 2: "Bummer, dude."" | |||
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"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board. Would you let me "Is this the missing verse from that Dr Hook song? | |||
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"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board. Would you let me "Have you all your chores? No hanky panky if not  | |||
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"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board. Would you let me
Don't think my ironing board could stand up to the activity - but the sofa would be luvverly!!
How about the coffee table and don't say its a glass one
No the coffee table would work just fine "ding dong | |||
"Am spoilt for choice "are you now | |||
"Am spoilt for choice
are you now"Very much so | |||
"I want to take you on the sofa or bend you over the ironing board. Would you let me "Where did get a strong sturdy iron board from | |||
