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"Could you be a little more direct ?" No | |||
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"But I'm about to run a bath "Have one after...I like it dirty | |||
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"Fancy a shag?? "I am sure your mail box will be filling up .. xx with all sorts of offers .. You see .  X | |||
"Ermmm... Can I finish this coffee first?" Yes | |||
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"Fancy a shag?? I am sure your mail box will be filling up .. xx with all sorts of offers .. You see . X"Haha....it's tongue in cheek but if a rather alluring man was to message you never know what the future of _isscheekychops sex life would be like...  x | |||
"Sorry laughing here trying to think of a quick retort like 'no love its not bed time yet' lol "Haha xx | |||
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"Maybe later after I've watched the rugby "What!!!!!   | |||
"Go on then but be quick have dinner on and ironing to do "I'm a one minute woman so it's ok.... | |||
"Maybe later after I've watched the rugby
What!!!!! "Do you think he knows my ex? hahah | |||
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"Come to Paradise club later you'll get shagged silly "You reckon... | |||
"Go on then but be quick have dinner on and ironing to do
I'm a one minute woman so it's ok.... "Shall I come to you or you coming here | |||
"Come to Paradise club later you'll get shagged silly "You reckon... | |||
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"Go on then but be quick have dinner on and ironing to do
I'm a one minute woman so it's ok....
Shall I come to you or you coming here "You can come here....I don't travel | |||
"Fancy a shag?? "I've just seen some cormorants  | |||
"Go on then. My cock leaves at 9 - make sure you're on it "Full steam ahead choo choo | |||
"Go on then but be quick have dinner on and ironing to do "Can you multitask | |||
"Come to Paradise club later you'll get shagged silly
You reckon... "I do indeed
I'm lining up lots of hot young and old lol men
If you don't help tomorrow I will be walking like John Wayne | |||
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"put In the land of grey peas and bacon in the sat nav and it just laughed at me ffs "Aww come here have a titty hug lol | |||
"Go on then but be quick have dinner on and ironing to do
Can you multitask "You know I can | |||
"Fancy a shag??
I've just seen some cormorants "The common cormorant, or shag, Lays eggs inside a paper bag. The reason why you'll see, no doubt, It is to keep the lightning out. But what these unobservant birds Have never noticed is that herds Of wandering bears may come with buns And steal the bags to hold the crumbs. | |||
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"Thinking about it I could do with a good hard sex workout I need to have some tension released "What a thought | |||
"Thinking about it I could do with a good hard sex workout I need to have some tension released "Get on the shag train | |||
"put In the land of grey peas and bacon in the sat nav and it just laughed at me ffs
Aww come here have a titty hug lol "as long as it's followed by a shag lol | |||
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"Thinking about it I could do with a good hard sex workout I need to have some tension released
Get on the shag train "What time is the next one | |||
"Is there Beer ? "There is always beer with you around lol | |||
"put In the land of grey peas and bacon in the sat nav and it just laughed at me ffs
Aww come here have a titty hug lol
as long as it's followed by a shag lol"Go on then.... | |||
"Is there Beer ?
There is always beer with you around lol "Well if i'm doing a Bird a favour theres got to be something in it for me innit | |||
"put In the land of grey peas and bacon in the sat nav and it just laughed at me ffs
Aww come here have a titty hug lol
as long as it's followed by a shag lol
Go on then.... "Yay my valentines poem worked | |||
Nette | |||
"Just been asked this a minute ago in the pub. Hmm don't think my lizard tongue has gone down to well
Nette"Lol | |||
