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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There once was a young man from Fab

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

whose prospects of meets were drab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he showed off his cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After he took off his frock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

but he sure had the gift of the gab

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There was a couple from Gloucester

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

and the mans cock was a bit of a monster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So he rubbed it with lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

slipped it between her boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And used his "icing" to frost her.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

boom boom

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A man on his own went dogging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He met a couple out jogging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A man on his own went dogging"

And met lumberjacks who were logging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A man on his own went dogging"

Turned up at the wrong car park and got a flogging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young lady from Norway

Who hung upside down from the doorway

She said to her man

Get off that divan

I think I've discovered one more way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young woman on fab

Who screamed every time she was had

The sex was divine

It was all going fine

Until she was messaged by Dad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I once had a cock in my hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple over a year ago

Llantarnum

There was a young man from Devises

who had bollocks of different sizes

one was so small it was no ball at all

but the other was Huge and won prizes

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

There was a young man from Dundee

Who got stung on the nose by a wasp

When asked did it hurt

He said no it didn't

I'm glad it wasn't a hornet

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

There was a young man from Nantucket

Whose cock was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin

As he wiped off his chin

If my arse was a cunt I would fuck it

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Fab is a fun site for chicks,

The place is hoaching with dicks.

Some thick & long,

Some shaped all wrong.

But none of them are as amazing as mine which is totally satisfying for anyone who gets lucky & gets to have it inside them because it does what it says on the tin just like wicks!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There once was a girly,

Who went to a party,

Her name was Titz,

and she never spits,

But now she's drinking tea

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

there once was a man from Missouri .. he was a whikety whikety cocky knob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a woman from Chester

Who thought BBC was better.

Til she sat on the remote

That got her pussy all soaked

And she realised ITV was much better

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

there once was a cunt in a van .. . . . . .whos only joy in life was to tan . . . . . .till his mother one day . . . . . . . . .put his bed in e bay . . . . . . . . . . . . so he smashed her head in with a pan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a man from Texas

Who loved to wank over his new Lexus

Til he forgot about the brakes

And endured the terrible fate

Of the wheels rolling over his Balls.

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