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I have control of the tv remote
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have it between my knees at the moment. It's about half the length of my inner thigh. I know where I could hide it AND get a measurement!  "
I'm really short and my remote is smaller than the length of my inner thigh. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have it between my knees at the moment. It's about half the length of my inner thigh. I know where I could hide it AND get a measurement!
I'm really short and my remote is smaller than the length of my inner thigh."
is it a Sky remote? My inner thigh is 2x Sky remote, outer thigh is 3.25x Sky remote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have it between my knees at the moment. It's about half the length of my inner thigh. I know where I could hide it AND get a measurement!
I'm really short and my remote is smaller than the length of my inner thigh."
It would fit in your cleavage.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have it between my knees at the moment. It's about half the length of my inner thigh. I know where I could hide it AND get a measurement! "
Mobile phones are better for measuring that - set it to vibrare & pray for text messages!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have it between my knees at the moment. It's about half the length of my inner thigh. I know where I could hide it AND get a measurement!
Mobile phones are better for measuring that - set it to vibrare & pray for text messages!! "
pray? My phone doesn't stop. Only my mate but still |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have it between my knees at the moment. It's about half the length of my inner thigh. I know where I could hide it AND get a measurement!
I'm really short and my remote is smaller than the length of my inner thigh.
is it a Sky remote? My inner thigh is 2x Sky remote, outer thigh is 3.25x Sky remote "
It's Virgin. They are smaller.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have it between my knees at the moment. It's about half the length of my inner thigh. I know where I could hide it AND get a measurement!
I'm really short and my remote is smaller than the length of my inner thigh.
is it a Sky remote? My inner thigh is 2x Sky remote, outer thigh is 3.25x Sky remote
It's Virgin. They are smaller.
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I would lose that during the measuring process  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"radical idea on here i know but
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change channels and increase/decrease the tv volume with it ??"
good idea, just working out which button does what |
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"radical idea on here i know but
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change channels and increase/decrease the tv volume with it ??
good idea, just working out which button does what "
oooh sorry, but if you have not been professionally trained how to use it, then you must step away and relinquish control of it to someone who has .... or a man  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"radical idea on here i know but
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change channels and increase/decrease the tv volume with it ??
good idea, just working out which button does what
oooh sorry, but if you have not been professionally trained how to use it, then you must step away and relinquish control of it to someone who has .... or a man "
I stabbed at the buttons and SpongeBob came on. I like SpongeBob  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"radical idea on here i know but
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.
change channels and increase/decrease the tv volume with it ??
good idea, just working out which button does what
oooh sorry, but if you have not been professionally trained how to use it, then you must step away and relinquish control of it to someone who has .... or a man
I stabbed at the buttons and SpongeBob came on. I like SpongeBob "
Phineas and Ferb will be on after SpongeBob. I like them.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cant beleave my g/f nicks the remote control when im asleep snoring my head on the couch, everything in the house ours apart from the remote control"
my husband would fall asleep with the remote on his chest and wake up if anyone tried to take it |
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"Cant beleave my g/f nicks the remote control when im asleep snoring my head on the couch, everything in the house ours apart from the remote control
my husband would fall asleep with the remote on his chest and wake up if anyone tried to take it"
Us men have a sixth sense about these sort of things |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"Cant beleave my g/f nicks the remote control when im asleep snoring my head on the couch, everything in the house ours apart from the remote control"
I never get to hold it when my hubby home |
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