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over a year ago
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My middle daughter is pretty good at baking cakes. My other two, not a chance I would eat anything they'd cooked or possibly even ordered from a take-away!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My middle daughter is pretty good at baking cakes. My other two, not a chance I would eat anything they'd cooked or possibly even ordered from a take-away! "
lol im alright if i have supervised and over seen the process/cooking it
i was presented with loving eyes and a tin foil ball.. it contained a 'butterfly cake' (not that it was recognizable lol)
clearly she was proud as punch with her creation and wanted me to eat it.. i was all smiles and smelt it. It appeared OK.
texture of a unbaked scone, with a pink mush that was pretty much pure sugar.
If im ill later i know why.. still i was thrilled for her she made it, went through all the processes.
Things can only get better lol |
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My middle boy is amazing in the kitchen. His roast potatoes outdo his dads who was a chef. He has even managed to get my youngest to eat offal and mashed potato  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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bathing them.
i once watched a friend bathing his baby daughter and he did it by sticking his fingers up her nose, and swilling her round the bath like you would a flannel.
i asked what the fek he was doing, and he said its the only way to do it as the water was boiling!
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this post is tongue in cheek.
anyone that takes it seriously will hereby go down in my estimation and be laughed at for all eternity |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My middle boy is amazing in the kitchen. His roast potatoes outdo his dads who was a chef. He has even managed to get my youngest to eat offal and mashed potato "
mmmmmm roast spuds |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My middle daughter is pretty good at baking cakes. My other two, not a chance I would eat anything they'd cooked or possibly even ordered from a take-away!
lol im alright if i have supervised and over seen the process/cooking it
i was presented with loving eyes and a tin foil ball.. it contained a 'butterfly cake' (not that it was recognizable lol)
clearly she was proud as punch with her creation and wanted me to eat it.. i was all smiles and smelt it. It appeared OK.
texture of a unbaked scone, with a pink mush that was pretty much pure sugar.
If im ill later i know why.. still i was thrilled for her she made it, went through all the processes.
Things can only get better lol "
I recognize this on so many occasions in my kids lives, the look of hope and pride in their eyes brings you to your knees.
Mine are 20 & 22 and that look is still there but thankfully the cooking is vastly improved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Teaching them to drive
I have this particular joy in May."
But just think, when she passes we can have lifts to places and will be able to have a drink! Ruby and Dad's taxi service will be a client down |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I recognize this on so many occasions in my kids lives, the look of hope and pride in their eyes brings you to your knees.
Mine are 20 & 22 and that look is still there but thankfully the cooking is vastly improved "
my lil one is only just 4.. so im going over the top with praise as im glad she enjoys time in the kitchen. We often cook together... well its more me explaining and talking through stuff
But when ive had no involvement with food (due to it being made in nursery) im a little nervous haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Teaching them to drive
I have this particular joy in May.
But just think, when she passes we can have lifts to places and will be able to have a drink! Ruby and Dad's taxi service will be a client down "
win win!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Teaching them to drive
I have this particular joy in May.
But just think, when she passes we can have lifts to places and will be able to have a drink! Ruby and Dad's taxi service will be a client down "
Excellent points... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Teaching them to drive
I have this particular joy in May.
But just think, when she passes we can have lifts to places and will be able to have a drink! Ruby and Dad's taxi service will be a client down
Excellent points... "
So we have 4 or 5 months to get the lifts in - and then we can say "oh we're going out for a drink, can you just drop us off here please.... And we need to go now!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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I recognize this on so many occasions in my kids lives, the look of hope and pride in their eyes brings you to your knees.
Mine are 20 & 22 and that look is still there but thankfully the cooking is vastly improved
my lil one is only just 4.. so im going over the top with praise as im glad she enjoys time in the kitchen. We often cook together... well its more me explaining and talking through stuff
But when ive had no involvement with food (due to it being made in nursery) im a little nervous haha"
Haha yeah on these occasions I used to be very excited and praise the item and them for making such a lovely cake etc
Then rub my tummy and say mummy doesn't want to spoil her dinner, put it on a plate ready and tell them I was going to save it as it was so special and have it with a cup of tea later that night.
In the morning I would make sure the plate complete with wrapper or crumbs and a dirty mug were left on the kitchen unit or table and tell them at breakfast how yummy it was lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Teaching them to drive
I have this particular joy in May."
Good luck. Three daughters and wife all sorted and passed first time. Son? Well let's just say he's 25 and just doesn't seem to get it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Teaching them to drive
I have this particular joy in May.
Good luck. Three daughters and wife all sorted and passed first time. Son? Well let's just say he's 25 and just doesn't seem to get it!"
Thankfully my eldest is pretty clued up on driving and also a bit of a petrol head like me so I'm fairly confident that she'll do well.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Haha yeah on these occasions I used to be very excited and praise the item and them for making such a lovely cake etc
Then rub my tummy and say mummy doesn't want to spoil her dinner, put it on a plate ready and tell them I was going to save it as it was so special and have it with a cup of tea later that night.
In the morning I would make sure the plate complete with wrapper or crumbs and a dirty mug were left on the kitchen unit or table and tell them at breakfast how yummy it was lol "
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"My middle daughter is pretty good at baking cakes. My other two, not a chance I would eat anything they'd cooked or possibly even ordered from a take-away!
lol im alright if i have supervised and over seen the process/cooking it
i was presented with loving eyes and a tin foil ball.. it contained a 'butterfly cake' (not that it was recognizable lol)
clearly she was proud as punch with her creation and wanted me to eat it.. i was all smiles and smelt it. It appeared OK.
texture of a unbaked scone, with a pink mush that was pretty much pure sugar.
If im ill later i know why.. still i was thrilled for her she made it, went through all the processes.
Things can only get better lol "
Ok as she didnt nip out and catch a butterfly to add to the mix you will be fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My daughter's Quorn mince bolignese ooh YUCK.But have to smile sweetly and enjoy Barfomatic  "
oh lord, my ex force fed me quorn mince once.
it really isnt just your daughters cooking.
that stuff is terrible |
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"Teaching them to drive
I have this particular joy in May.
But just think, when she passes we can have lifts to places and will be able to have a drink! Ruby and Dad's taxi service will be a client down
Excellent points...
So we have 4 or 5 months to get the lifts in - and then we can say "oh we're going out for a drink, can you just drop us off here please.... And we need to go now!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Teaching them to drive
I have this particular joy in May.
But just think, when she passes we can have lifts to places and will be able to have a drink! Ruby and Dad's taxi service will be a client down
Excellent points...
So we have 4 or 5 months to get the lifts in - and then we can say "oh we're going out for a drink, can you just drop us off here please.... And we need to go now!"
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I should point out that his kids are absolute sweethearts who I adore! Any jokes I would say to their faces and so would he.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eating food they have cooked/baked..
Things they made at home under my supervision: no problem. Things they made at school/club?!! I told them they couldn't inherit if they killed me! "
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By *appyfuckerMan
over a year ago
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"Eating food they have cooked/baked..
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thats not the bad bitits trying to look inpresed with it then they say go on dad have some more seeing as you like it 
the things we do to keep them sweet |
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