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"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it?  "
You're obviously very proud of your knob, you mention/show it often enough, but personally, it could whistle Dixie and shoot liquid gold, I don't find cock avatars appealing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can a cock avatar ever be made appealing?? Lol, torso shots or face pics are preferable me thinks although I'm sure not all agree. "
We agree.
Your avatar and user name are the first thing people see. If you just want to be a cock then post a cock shot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My little pony. There's a challenge
I'm sure I could come up with a rainbow penis, be a bit messy washing all the ink off though!"
you should use those kids bath paints |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think some people might be missing the tongue in cheek humour here.
This thread is an offshoot of another one. I think it was the one about why men send cock pictures.
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I think it was another 'look at me' post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My little pony. There's a challenge
I'm sure I could come up with a rainbow penis, be a bit messy washing all the ink off though!"
Ponies are my speciality, I always new that GSCE in Art would come in handy one day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You need to copy and paste your cock statistics that you talk of in all those cock threads.
...your name should have been 'Statistical_Knob' - knob as in your cock. Not that you're a knob lool
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"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it?
You're obviously very proud of your knob, you mention/show it often enough, but personally, it could whistle Dixie and shoot liquid gold, I don't find cock avatars appealing."
To be fair I actually would be interested if it shot liquid gold. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My little pony. There's a challenge
I'm sure I could come up with a rainbow penis, be a bit messy washing all the ink off though!
Ponies are my speciality, I always new that GSCE in Art would come in handy one day "
You could offer temporary pony cock tattoos as a service |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My little pony. There's a challenge
I'm sure I could come up with a rainbow penis, be a bit messy washing all the ink off though!
Ponies are my speciality, I always new that GSCE in Art would come in handy one day
You could offer temporary pony cock tattoos as a service "
Now there's a thought lol! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it?
You're obviously very proud of your knob, you mention/show it often enough, but personally, it could whistle Dixie and shoot liquid gold, I don't find cock avatars appealing.
To be fair I actually would be interested if it shot liquid gold."
Goldpisser
He's the man, the man with the glowing wee
Worth showing wee
Such a bold pisser
Beckons you to enter his loo of gold
Or so I've been told |
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"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it?
You're obviously very proud of your knob, you mention/show it often enough, but personally, it could whistle Dixie and shoot liquid gold, I don't find cock avatars appealing.
To be fair I actually would be interested if it shot liquid gold.
Goldpisser
He's the man, the man with the glowing wee
Worth showing wee
Such a bold pisser
Beckons you to enter his loo of gold
Or so I've been told"
Haha that's good...I even sang it to the tune, inside my head of course  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it?
You're obviously very proud of your knob, you mention/show it often enough, but personally, it could whistle Dixie and shoot liquid gold, I don't find cock avatars appealing."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it?
You're obviously very proud of your knob, you mention/show it often enough, but personally, it could whistle Dixie and shoot liquid gold, I don't find cock avatars appealing.
To be fair I actually would be interested if it shot liquid gold.
Goldpisser
He's the man, the man with the glowing wee
Worth showing wee
Such a bold pisser
Beckons you to enter his loo of gold
Or so I've been told
Haha that's good...I even sang it to the tune, inside my head of course "
As though anyone would ever admit to singing one of my songs out loud |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Prefer a nice torso or butt pic. Keep your cock pics to friends only or private. Fair enough we want to see what we might be getting but not on first contact.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes, cocks are all different, big, medium, small, etc. But a cock is a cock. Dont need them as avatar pics, I like to see them but private pics will do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, cocks are all different, big, medium, small, etc. But a cock is a cock."
Obviously a cock is a cock, but in the context that most people use that analogy, to imply they're all just as good as each other, I disagree entirely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes, cocks are all different, big, medium, small, etc. But a cock is a cock.
Obviously a cock is a cock, but in the context that most people use that analogy, to imply they're all just as good as each other, I disagree entirely."
Yes having read my post, my bad, agree but won't say anything about performance  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate "
I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it. |
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"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate
I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it."
i used to have chocolate fountain and its gross....but for the purposes of this thread i think its a great idea....some nice red lips just below it catching the drips of chocolate as the fall off the ed of your throbbing cock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm |
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"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate
I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it."
You have to otherwise it would cool and solidify |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate
I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it.
i used to have chocolate fountain and its gross....but for the purposes of this thread i think its a great idea....some nice red lips just below it catching the drips of chocolate as the fall off the ed of your throbbing cock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm"
or with the choc from his cock dripping onto a strawberry being held by a womans teeth...
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"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate
I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it.
i used to have chocolate fountain and its gross....but for the purposes of this thread i think its a great idea....some nice red lips just below it catching the drips of chocolate as the fall off the ed of your throbbing cock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm
or with the choc from his cock dripping onto a strawberry being held by a womans teeth...
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i prefer the outreached tongue |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"What do we reckon ladies, did I manage it? "
No.....
I don't mind a cock pic but only if it's not just a close up or it's being choked to death.
Now a man showing his torso in jeans with them unbuttoned sporting an erection, that's works for me.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate
I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it.
i used to have chocolate fountain and its gross....but for the purposes of this thread i think its a great idea....some nice red lips just below it catching the drips of chocolate as the fall off the ed of your throbbing cock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm
or with the choc from his cock dripping onto a strawberry being held by a womans teeth...
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I would of course require a woman in order to pull this off, in such case I think the chocolate and strawberry could simply be replaced with cherry lipstick, and look suitably lustful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate
I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it.
i used to have chocolate fountain and its gross....but for the purposes of this thread i think its a great idea....some nice red lips just below it catching the drips of chocolate as the fall off the ed of your throbbing cock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm
or with the choc from his cock dripping onto a strawberry being held by a womans teeth...
I would of course require a woman in order to pull this off, in such case I think the chocolate and strawberry could simply be replaced with cherry lipstick, and look suitably lustful."
I have red lipstick |
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"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate
I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it.
i used to have chocolate fountain and its gross....but for the purposes of this thread i think its a great idea....some nice red lips just below it catching the drips of chocolate as the fall off the ed of your throbbing cock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm
or with the choc from his cock dripping onto a strawberry being held by a womans teeth...
I would of course require a woman in order to pull this off, in such case I think the chocolate and strawberry could simply be replaced with cherry lipstick, and look suitably lustful.
I have red lipstick "
sod off!! it was my idea lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i still think you should dunk it entirely in liquid chocolate
I once knew a woman who prepared chocolate for fountains, she said you wouldn't believe how much oil goes into it.
i used to have chocolate fountain and its gross....but for the purposes of this thread i think its a great idea....some nice red lips just below it catching the drips of chocolate as the fall off the ed of your throbbing cock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm
or with the choc from his cock dripping onto a strawberry being held by a womans teeth...
I would of course require a woman in order to pull this off, in such case I think the chocolate and strawberry could simply be replaced with cherry lipstick, and look suitably lustful.
I have red lipstick
sod off!! it was my idea lol"
Hang on hang on, I'll be the one choosing the lips thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i prefer deep pink or pale pink lippy lol
Ooh not for me, its gotta be a strong red.
not sucking your cock then
Blackmail!"
i have breasts,, therefore i have control |
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over a year ago
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"i prefer deep pink or pale pink lippy lol
Ooh not for me, its gotta be a strong red.
not sucking your cock then
Blackmail!
i have breasts,, therefore i have control "
You sound confident. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i prefer deep pink or pale pink lippy lol
Ooh not for me, its gotta be a strong red.
not sucking your cock then
Blackmail!
i have breasts,, therefore i have control
You sound confident."
just saying how it is lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i prefer deep pink or pale pink lippy lol
Ooh not for me, its gotta be a strong red.
not sucking your cock then
Blackmail!
i have breasts,, therefore i have control
You sound confident.
just saying how it is lol"
So does that mean guys with moobs are more desirable than those without? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.
your cock doesnt do anything for me though "
Hey you were the one who suggested in dipping it in chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.
your cock doesnt do anything for me though
Hey you were the one who suggested in dipping it in chocolate "
to make it more appealing yes.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't put a turkey Baster next to it! 
How about a sky remote or can of lynx lol"
lol aeroplane maybe a pringle can joking please for your own sake don't do it lol |
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over a year ago
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"Don't put a turkey Baster next to it!
How about a sky remote or can of lynx lol lol aeroplane maybe a pringle can joking please for your own sake don't do it lol"
Keeping mine in my pants lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.
your cock doesnt do anything for me though
Hey you were the one who suggested in dipping it in chocolate
to make it more appealing yes.. "
My penis has gone all sad and ikkle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't put a turkey Baster next to it!
How about a sky remote or can of lynx lol lol aeroplane maybe a pringle can joking please for your own sake don't do it lol
Keeping mine in my pants lol"
good lad it looks better, always remember, imagination |
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"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.
your cock doesnt do anything for me though
Hey you were the one who suggested in dipping it in chocolate
to make it more appealing yes..
My penis has gone all sad and ikkle "
Do you need someone to kiss it better and make the booboo go away? |
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over a year ago
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"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.
your cock doesnt do anything for me though
Hey you were the one who suggested in dipping it in chocolate
to make it more appealing yes..
My penis has gone all sad and ikkle
Do you need someone to kiss it better and make the booboo go away?"
Isn't that what they said when they wanted to get rid of Yogi Bears friend? |
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"I've been called 'big boy' plenty of times...just not in the way you mean.
your cock doesnt do anything for me though
Hey you were the one who suggested in dipping it in chocolate
to make it more appealing yes..
My penis has gone all sad and ikkle
Do you need someone to kiss it better and make the booboo go away?
Isn't that what they said when they wanted to get rid of Yogi Bears friend?"
Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down?
lol did u not see the picture of his sloth?"
Been a while since I had that pic up lol |
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Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down?
lol did u not see the picture of his sloth?"
I actually had not noticed the sloth, thanks for the heads up (so to speak)
I have to say though that a sloth is not actually a bear, it's actually related to the anteaters....so come back here when you have a proper grizzly growler hanging off your doodah young man! |
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over a year ago
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Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down?
lol did u not see the picture of his sloth?
Been a while since I had that pic up lol"
Haha yay!!! Is one of my faves |
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over a year ago
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Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down?
lol did u not see the picture of his sloth?
I actually had not noticed the sloth, thanks for the heads up (so to speak)
I have to say though that a sloth is not actually a bear, it's actually related to the anteaters....so come back here when you have a proper grizzly growler hanging off your doodah young man!"
Actually if you google you'll see there is such an animal as a Sloth Bear, they look lovely too |
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Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down?
lol did u not see the picture of his sloth?
I actually had not noticed the sloth, thanks for the heads up (so to speak)
I have to say though that a sloth is not actually a bear, it's actually related to the anteaters....so come back here when you have a proper grizzly growler hanging off your doodah young man!
Actually if you google you'll see there is such an animal as a Sloth Bear, they look lovely too "
There is, that much is true, but is that a sloth bear hanging off your person? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have you got a small bear hanging off the end of your cock keeping it down?
lol did u not see the picture of his sloth?
I actually had not noticed the sloth, thanks for the heads up (so to speak)
I have to say though that a sloth is not actually a bear, it's actually related to the anteaters....so come back here when you have a proper grizzly growler hanging off your doodah young man!
Actually if you google you'll see there is such an animal as a Sloth Bear, they look lovely too
There is, that much is true, but is that a sloth bear hanging off your person?"
Technically no, would you prefer a cuddly penguin? |
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"I'd like a Koala, to remind me of home.
Couldn't I just take a cock pic whilst performing a handstand?"
No it must be a Koala. And it must be a vintage one, made with the traditional Kangaroo skin and going a bit bald. |
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over a year ago
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"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?
Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird..."
I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement! |
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over a year ago
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"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?
Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...
I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!
I'll send you a Gamecube!"
I'd prefer an airline ticket |
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"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?
Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...
I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!
I'll send you a Gamecube!
I'd prefer an airline ticket "
I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few. |
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"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?
Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...
I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!
I'll send you a Gamecube!
I'd prefer an airline ticket
I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few."
Why would you have more than one Gamecube? |
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"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?
Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...
I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!
I'll send you a Gamecube!
I'd prefer an airline ticket
I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.
Why would you have more than one Gamecube?"
I have over 50! |
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"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?
Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...
I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!
I'll send you a Gamecube!
I'd prefer an airline ticket
I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.
Why would you have more than one Gamecube?
I have over 50!"
Ok then WHY do you have over 50 Gamecubes? |
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"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?
Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...
I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!
I'll send you a Gamecube!
I'd prefer an airline ticket
I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.
Why would you have more than one Gamecube?
I have over 50!
Ok then WHY do you have over 50 Gamecubes?"
A fetish? |
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"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?
Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...
I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!
I'll send you a Gamecube!
I'd prefer an airline ticket
I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.
Why would you have more than one Gamecube?
I have over 50!
Ok then WHY do you have over 50 Gamecubes?
A fetish?"
A fetish for retro games consoles?  |
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"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?
Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...
I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!
I'll send you a Gamecube!
I'd prefer an airline ticket
I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.
Why would you have more than one Gamecube?
I have over 50!
Ok then WHY do you have over 50 Gamecubes?
A fetish?
A fetish for retro games consoles? "
You say retro...but I'm old! |
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over a year ago
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"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?
Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...
I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!
I'll send you a Gamecube!
I'd prefer an airline ticket
I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.
Why would you have more than one Gamecube?
I have over 50!
Ok then WHY do you have over 50 Gamecubes?
A fetish?
A fetish for retro games consoles?
You say retro...but I'm old!"
Hey I like my classic video games |
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"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?
Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...
I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!
I'll send you a Gamecube!
I'd prefer an airline ticket
I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.
Why would you have more than one Gamecube?
I have over 50!
Ok then WHY do you have over 50 Gamecubes?
A fetish?
A fetish for retro games consoles?
You say retro...but I'm old!
Hey I like my classic video games "
I don't like any video games. Well I quite like the Worms, but even then only for about 5 minutes before I get bored. |
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"My Playstation controller not good enough eh?
Absolutely not, perhaps if it was a Wavebird...
I'm not investing in an N64 just for another cock measuring implement!
I'll send you a Gamecube!
I'd prefer an airline ticket
I don't have one of those handy...the Gamecube on the other hand, well I have a few.
Why would you have more than one Gamecube?
I have over 50!
Ok then WHY do you have over 50 Gamecubes?
A fetish?
A fetish for retro games consoles?
You say retro...but I'm old!
Hey I like my classic video games
I don't like any video games. Well I quite like the Worms, but even then only for about 5 minutes before I get bored."
You don't like videogames but have 50 Gamecubes.
There's logic |
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