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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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New game!
Inspired by the Carry On films, I'll start by briefly describing a scene, the next person has to come up with a suitable sexual innuendo someone might say at such an event, then describes another scene for the next person, etc
Lets start with a nice easy one.
You're at the bakery, and a sexy baker drops something on the floor, before bending over to pick it up... |
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"Nice buns!", Sid remarked, winking at Babs the Beautiful Baker.
"Saucy!", she giggled, "we're from Bristol!"
"I can see that!", Sid laughed.
"I've lost me cherry!", exclaimed Babs.
"Years ago", Sid guffawed.
"I've got nothing on top now!" Babs complained.
"I can help you there", sniggered Sid, "I'm good on top!"
"Ooh! I bet you are!" giggled Babs
"They look firm and juicy!", said Sid
"I made them myself", said Babs, "with lots of milk inside!"
Andrew got bored with watching 'Carry on Baker' and said to his girlfriend,
"You fancy.......... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Andrew got bored with watching 'Carry on Baker' and said to his girlfriend, "You fancy.........."
...going for a fry up instead? I know you love a bit of pork at lunchtime!
You're at the park, and someone is playing Fetch with their dog. They throw the stick, and the dog jumps up and catches it in their mouth... |
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"That dog has no nose!" said Sid, "how does he smell?"
"Dreadful!" quipped Bernie
"I say!" said a Lady, "I've lost my pussy"
"that's not good!" said Sid "what will your husband say?"
"oh, I'm not married", she replied, "but the rugby club will be disappointed"
"I bet!" laughed Bernie
"yes, Tiddles was the club mascot, and I've lost him" she sobbed.
Suddenly a football bounced along the grass and cane to a halt at Bernies foot. |
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