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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Mine looks good in the dark with my eyes shut"
So does mine!
I meant for people to post their "reached the age when". Things like finding your glasses hanging around your neck etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have reached the age when....
My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.
Over to you."
while they are up there,reach me that box from the top shelf  |
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"I have reached the age when....
My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.
Over to you."
Haha, I have an inversion table which reverses gravity!!
I have bought my first pair of proper glasses this week, boo-hiss! |
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"I have reached the age when....
My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.
Over to you."
I would beg to differ! Your body looks good regardless of what your arms are stretching to reach 
Why has age anything to do with how your body look?  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have reached the age when....
My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.
Over to you.
while they are up there,reach me that box from the top shelf "
I'm not climbing a ladder with my arms up in the air. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have reached the age when....
My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.
Over to you.
I would beg to differ! Your body looks good regardless of what your arms are stretching to reach
Why has age anything to do with how your body look? "
Gravity. My boobs return to where they started with my arms above my head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have reached the age where any form of movement is accompanied by a groan of some sort"
This ^^^^.
Also I've reached the age where young peoples music annoys the hell out if me.
You call that music, I can't hear a word their singing. |
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"I have reached the age when....
My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.
Over to you."
My eyes tell me an avatar is one thing, but the full size picture is something else….  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have reached the age when....
My body looks good as long as my arms are stretched up above my head.
Over to you."
Im out walking with the dogs.I stop to chat with a fellow dog walker and then when they've gone I think to myself.'Well, that was a nice person but who the heck was it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive reached the age when i bend over to put my shoes on and involuntarily fart....lol.... "
Try doing Yoga when you get to my age.You can play an entire trumpet serenade out of yer bum! |
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I've reached the age where I am comfortable with who I am
As for my body, its a wibble wobble jelly, but the guys can see what they are getting. Its not like I hide it all away and suddenly it all pops out
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive reached the age when i bend over to put my shoes on and involuntarily fart....lol....
Try doing Yoga when you get to my age.You can play an entire trumpet serenade out of yer bum! "
Brilliant!! That gave me a good giggle! And a good reason not to do yoga! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have reached the age when I've told people not to bother getting me cards. Mind you, I've only had 9 ruddy cards today.  "
Is it your birthday? Have a good one!!! I hope you have something naughty planned xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've reached the age where I just don't give a f*ck anymore - I'm 50 and happy in my own skin, and don't give a rats arse what anyone else thinks about me - unless they think I'm hot of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Iv reached an age where Iv lost my mojo
Will complain if I feel the need to
Not into clubbing
I'm giving less of a shit about things
Going for slightly older guys than what I used to go for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh lord!!
...am i really 24 then? Because all of the above apply to me!
You mister have reached the age of wisdom... "
But, i don't have a wisdom tooth
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have reached the age where I just want to sit back and enjoy myself lay back is better lol.
Well it is but I didn't want to sound to presumptuous "
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I find myself saying the same phrases to my kids, that my parents said to me
I then remember they said it to me and think "oh no, I'm turning into my dad" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have reached the age were I have... I have, you know, the age were, oh for fuck sake, what was I going to say? Come on, oh I forgot, it doesn't matter anyway...... that age! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have reached the age were I have... I have, you know, the age were, oh for fuck sake, what was I going to say? Come on, oh I forgot, it doesn't matter anyway...... that age!"
 I think I'm at that age to but I cant be too certain as I forget how old I am. Oh hold on it's on my profile.....back in a bit |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've reached the age when I can't reach a 'backie' vagina unless I do a rigorous warm up session and have a tube of Deep Heat."
I have no idea what that means but keep Deep Heat away from my vagina please.
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"I've reached the age when I can't reach a 'backie' vagina unless I do a rigorous warm up session and have a tube of Deep Heat.
I have no idea what that means but keep Deep Heat away from my vagina please.
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You are safe my sweet.
Backie fajiner: http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/245610 |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've reached the age when I can't reach a 'backie' vagina unless I do a rigorous warm up session and have a tube of Deep Heat.
I have no idea what that means but keep Deep Heat away from my vagina please.
You are safe my sweet.
Backie fajiner: http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/245610"
Phew! I have reached the age when I find out what sort of cunt I have. |
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"I see a woman in a low top and short skirt on a night out and think "get some bloody clothes on"
Or you think "I bet she's cold in that" "
Lol, years ago I took our daughter to see a girl group (no idea who) and when they came on all I could think was how thin and tired they looked, mind you eight years ago I took her to see Dizzee Rascal and took myself off with a book after the first few minutes....that makes you realise just how old you are |
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I've reached an age where I've started saying "I've been doing X since before you were born!". 
And recently going to a Black Sabbath concert was the first time in a long time I've been to a metal gig and not felt REALLY old.  |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"I see a woman in a low top and short skirt on a night out and think "get some bloody clothes on"
Or you think "I bet she's cold in that"
Lol, years ago I took our daughter to see a girl group (no idea who) and when they came on all I could think was how thin and tired they looked, mind you eight years ago I took her to see Dizzee Rascal and took myself off with a book after the first few minutes....that makes you realise just how old you are "
years ago we went to see him and he was so awful live we sat on stairs outside in cold and rain rather than listen to him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have reached the age when no one opinion of me matters I am happy with myself.
I have reached the age when you decide life is too short and you start to do what you want not what is expected |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've reached the age now that if I party Friday & Saturday it takes me till Wednesday to recover "
what's that saying, it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night |
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