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By *ooty and suu OP Couple over a year ago

barnsley

is god male or female

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is god male or female "

Most definitely Male.... Woman could never had made such a cock up of the world.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is god male or female

Most definitely Male.... Woman could never had made such a cock up of the world. "

and still walked with a satisfied grin and swagger..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

def male or woman wouldnt have periods or pmt and the world would be better place if god was a woman!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is god male or female "

You all know the saying..."When god made man, she was only joking"

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"is god male or female

You all know the saying..."When god made man, she was only joking"

Beat me too it

and two women cannot be wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is god male or female

You all know the saying..."When god made man, she was only joking"

Beat me too it

and two women cannot be wrong"

Just let you have the last word on the smoothies... but looks like you want it here too...lol

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By *ooty and suu OP Couple over a year ago

barnsley

well she must be female

as no man would make us men suffer women

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"is god male or female

You all know the saying..."When god made man, she was only joking"

Beat me too it

and two women cannot be wrong

Just let you have the last word on the smoothies... but looks like you want it here too...lol

xx"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well she must be female

as no man would make us men suffer women "

nice one - can I come back to that with a quick witted answer in say...2 day's time lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who ever God is he or she takes very long coffee breaks

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

must have been male.a female god would still be making up her mind,what colour the trees were going to be.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well she must be female

as no man would make us men suffer women "

And Granny looked down upon Sooty and sent forth a plague of locusts to nip his bellend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"must have been male.a female god would still be making up her mind,what colour the trees were going to be.

But the trees are changing colour all the while and then loose the leaves altogether lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God is Sheryl Crowe, says so in the movie "Dogma"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is god male or female "

He might be a TV

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is god male or female

He might be a TV

There are time, when diplomacy won't get you anywhere lol but hey keep trying xx

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"must have been male.a female god would still be making up her mind,what colour the trees were going to be.

But the trees are changing colour all the while and then loose the leaves altogether lol

"
good point a female god, would never let the trees,make that mess every year.

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By *ottongue49Man over a year ago

BARNSLEY

we are all gods in barnsley lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"must have been male.a female god would still be making up her mind,what colour the trees were going to be.

But the trees are changing colour all the while and then loose the leaves altogether lol

good point a female god, would never let the trees,make that mess every year.

Touchee

Although I do believe that it is the male god that needs the security of routine... same things in the same places roughly the same times.... equals certainty... feels home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"must have been male.a female god would still be making up her mind,what colour the trees were going to be.

But the trees are changing colour all the while and then loose the leaves altogether lol

good point a female god, would never let the trees,make that mess every year.

Hey not all women are tidy! You want to see some of the houses some have.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If god was a woman would she have made you bleed every month

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By *plpxp2Couple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Asked my other half and he's sure god is male, if god was female "we'd have heard a lot more from her and they'd definately have been more than 10 commandments". Guess who's now in the dog house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If god was a woman would she have made you bleed every month

If god were a man... would he have made you

1. shave most days

2. wake up with a hard-on even when no female around

3. given you man flu

And that is just the first three handicaps I could think of...

I think not pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Asked my other half and he's sure god is male, if god was female "we'd have heard a lot more from her and they'd definately have been more than 10 commandments". Guess who's now in the dog house

Clearly not the bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyway he made man first in his own image so he looks like us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyway he made man first in his own image so he looks like us.

yes, that was the first prototype before considering what needed adding to produce the polished version?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"is god male or female "
had to be a man, a woman would never have made short fat ugly men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyway he made man first in his own image so he looks like us.

yes, that was the first prototype before considering what needed adding to produce the polished version?

xx"

Actually... that would be supported by the concept of evolution

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Anyway he made man first in his own image so he looks like us.

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what god has an ass like that?!! oh dear confession for me this week

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Anyway he made man first in his own image so he looks like us.

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what god has an ass like that?!! oh dear confession for me this week

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"is god male or female had to be a man, a woman would never have made short fat ugly men

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on the other hand.would he have made highly opinionated,fussy females.its a bit of a quandry mmmmmm

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"is god male or female had to be a man, a woman would never have made short fat ugly men

on the other hand.would he have made highly opinionated,fussy females.its a bit of a quandry mmmmmm

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definately!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is god male or female had to be a man, a woman would never have made short fat ugly men

who made the tall, fat ugly men?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"is god male or female had to be a man, a woman would never have made short fat ugly men

who made the tall, fat ugly men?

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his second in command.....doh!!!

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well according to the The Koran he is a man with a topper tan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God was undoubtedly a female ... men couldn't think up something like PMT, not even for our worst enemies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God was undoubtedly a female ... men couldn't think up something like PMT, not even for our worst enemies.

I am keeping a close eye on your score, Sir...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God was undoubtedly a female ... men couldn't think up something like PMT, not even for our worst enemies.

I am keeping a close eye on your score, Sir...

huh? score? it was 53 when I stopped counting a few years ago lol

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"God was undoubtedly a female ... men couldn't think up something like PMT, not even for our worst enemies.

Oooo i donno

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God was undoubtedly a female ... men couldn't think up something like PMT, not even for our worst enemies.

I am keeping a close eye on your score, Sir...

huh? score? it was 53 when I stopped counting a few years ago lol

lol... need my beauty sleep now...short term memory not as good anymore as it used to be... night all...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well according to the The Koran he is a man with a topper tan

As there are no pictures who can anyone prove anything!

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By *etitesaraTV/TS over a year ago

rochdale

Whether God is a male or female one thing is for certain..

He/She is a bloody crap engineer! Take the human knee joint, designed for a quadruped, adapted for a biped and now the weakest and worst designed joint in the entire body! (Speaking as someone who has smashed his knee twice

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By *ig badMan over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Whether God is a male or female one thing is for certain..

Seconded i have a dicky one too and it aches when its damp out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well she must be female

as no man would make us men suffer women

And Granny looked down upon Sooty and sent forth a plague of locusts to nip his bellend. "

and made his arms too short to swat them away!

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