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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I've just been doing my dinner at work, stood there trying to squeeze out the last bit of mustard from a tube of colmans for my beef sarnies and the ruddy phone rang. I'd got bits of mustard all over my fingers and had to have a quick clean before diving for the phone.
I'll grant you, it's not up there with getting a call on your mobile when trying to dispose of a body, but it was a bad time for anyone to call.
Anyone else had a call at a bad moment?
And yes, life insurance calls during a wake do count....  |
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"I've just been doing my dinner at work, stood there trying to squeeze out the last bit of mustard from a tube of colmans for my beef sarnies and the ruddy phone rang. I'd got bits of mustard all over my fingers and had to have a quick clean before diving for the phone.
I'll grant you, it's not up there with getting a call on your mobile when trying to dispose of a body, but it was a bad time for anyone to call.
Anyone else had a call at a bad moment?
And yes, life insurance calls during a wake do count.... "
What kind of mustard? not the awful yellow stuff I hope. You're a lady of taste Tina!! Tell me it was the real stuff and I'll come lick your fingers for a bit of fire  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Colmans English mustard. I've got a tube of it in my cupboard here "
We had a guy on the final strokes of giving a facial and his mother rang! After he spoke to her he could not cum. Poor guy, but it was something serious.  |
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"Colmans English mustard. I've got a tube of it in my cupboard here "
I'll have to bring my own French mustard and rub some on your 'tongue'....thats what I call fire xx
Only awkward moment answering a call was when I spoke to someone I planned to meet and the voice was far too familiar  |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"I always seem to get a phone call when I am having a shit, puts me right off, then it goes back in, and I end up wasting 10 minutes waiting to poo again!"
nothing worse than tortoise heads lol |
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I remember when callum was about 7 and the hamster escaped, we where running round looking for it and he started a heavy nose bleed, so I was sorting that and then the bloody phone rang and no I didn't answer it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always seem to get a phone call when I am having a shit, puts me right off, then it goes back in, and I end up wasting 10 minutes waiting to poo again!"
I'm so gonna ring you up and ask!... |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I always seem to get a phone call when I am having a shit, puts me right off, then it goes back in, and I end up wasting 10 minutes waiting to poo again!
I'm so gonna ring you up and ask!... "
Bugger off you!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm working from home today. Phone doesn't go all day.
I pop upstairs and have a quick game of Fifa at lunch..... phone rings.
Carry on working as i wasn't overly hungry. Pop some soup in, butter my rolls, get the tray out.... phone rings  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trested my pepper spray then ran through the cloud to answer the phone... Then was confused at the sting till it dawned on me! "
Isn't that classed as an illegal offensive weapon? Allowed to be carried only by the boys and girls in blue… how do you test pepper spray without spraying it at someone? |
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