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By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago
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George Carlin -
'Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.'
Anton Lavey -
'There is a beast in man that needs to be excersised, not exorcised.'
Robin Williams -
'See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.'
Atisha -
'The greatest achievement is selflessness.
The greatest worth is self-mastery.
The greatest quality is seeking to serve others.
The greatest precept is continual awareness.
The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything.
The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways.
The greatest magic is transmuting the passions.
The greatest generosity is non-attachment.
The greatest goodness is a peaceful mind.
The greatest patience is humility.
The greatest effort is not concerned with results.
The greatest meditation is a mind that lets go.
The greatest wisdom is seeing through appearances.'
I can't believe there wasn't a quotes thread on here... Share your fravs :D I might add some more another day xx
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"how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise" Sophocles, Oedipus the King
"When you realise you have enough, then you are truly rich" Loa Tze, Doadejing
two of my favs
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"you shoot me in a dream and you better wake up and apologise" mr white to mr blonde, Reservoir Dogs |
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Austrailian fast bowler Glen McGrath to the rotund Eddie Brandes of Zimbawe while he strolled to the crease
" hey Eddie why are you such a fat bastard"
"cos every time I f**k your wife she gives me a biscuit" he replied. |
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""If women were meant to play football, God would of put their tits somewhere else"
Gordon Sinclair"
Sounds like a very clever man, can't find much at fault with his philosophy there hehehe |
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Snooker - he's just about to pot the pink - and for those of you watching in black and white, that's the one above the blue. - snooker commentator, can't remember his name. |
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"Your D*unk !!...Yes madam and your ugly ...but in the morning i will be sober.
If you were my husband i would poison you ...Madam if were your husband i would take it .
Winston Churchill
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nice 1 pleasure we knew it was something along them lines lol
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By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago
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""Can you put me up for the night?" - Jesus"
Stop me if you have heard this one; jesus crist walks into an hotel and hands the inn keeper 3 nails, and says; Will you put me up for the nigh... Brandon Lee (film; The Crow)
no offence it's just a joke (quote) Peace xx |
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""Can you put me up for the night?" - Jesus
Stop me if you have heard this one; jesus crist walks into an hotel and hands the inn keeper 3 nails, and says; Will you put me up for the nigh... Brandon Lee (film; The Crow)
no offence it's just a joke (quote) Peace xx"
u should of seen him in the morning trying to catch his keys lol |
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"Jesus is coming ... quick - look busy!"
[tattoo on a character's lower back in the movie'Johnny English']
"I came into this world with nothing and have managed to hang on to most of it"
[unknown] |
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I dont think this one really counts as a quote but it is a line I will never forget.
After coming back home from a day out working with my dad my mum was waiting to have a "talk". She had decided to chage the sheets on my bed while I was out and discovered a couple of porn mags under the matress. After getting a telling off from my mum she turned to my dad and said "are you not going to say anything about it?" to which my dead ole dad came back with the best reply I had ever heard "I would have been more worried if they hadnt been there" |
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By *DSR OP Man
over a year ago
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Hunter S. Thompson (I always advertise this genious of literature, but some of his quotes are just not apprpreate to send in the public domain lol)
'Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.' |
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""I came into this world with nothing and have managed to hang on to most of it"
[unknown]"
Think this a lyric from a Seasick Steve song"
Thank you 
Never knew where that came from but just love it |
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