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So, picture the scene....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You finally meet someone you've been chatting to for a very long time, he's had a long day working and travelling so is pretty hungry so you decide to grab something to eat. He's a fussy, indecisive fecker but you eventually stumble across a little place offering beer and burger for a tenner, win! Anyway it just so happens it's open mic and after enjoying all but one music act the headline act was a comedian (I'll use that term loosely) it's droll but we don't want to appear rude and leave halfway through as the place was pretty quiet anyway so we stay. Bad idea, now I'm just wondering what reply would be when the comedian decides to pick on the audience, namely you two, and asks the question 'so, how long have you two been together? ' |
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"You finally meet someone you've been chatting to for a very long time, he's had a long day working and travelling so is pretty hungry so you decide to grab something to eat. He's a fussy, indecisive fecker but you eventually stumble across a little place offering beer and burger for a tenner, win! Anyway it just so happens it's open mic and after enjoying all but one music act the headline act was a comedian (I'll use that term loosely) it's droll but we don't want to appear rude and leave halfway through as the place was pretty quiet anyway so we stay. Bad idea, now I'm just wondering what reply would be when the comedian decides to pick on the audience, namely you two, and asks the question 'so, how long have you two been together? ' "
Didn't Jimmy Carr stumble on two fuck buddies in a recording ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The scenario sounds like a perfect date with Ryan.
The answer would be, since half past two.
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It wasn't Ryan although he did get a pic of the burger! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We've just met and wanted to go somewhere quiet so thought we'd come to one of your gigs.
By the way, you painted the scene very well. Kudos."
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"You finally meet someone you've been chatting to for a very long time, he's had a long day working and travelling so is pretty hungry so you decide to grab something to eat. He's a fussy, indecisive fecker but you eventually stumble across a little place offering beer and burger for a tenner, win! Anyway it just so happens it's open mic and after enjoying all but one music act the headline act was a comedian (I'll use that term loosely) it's droll but we don't want to appear rude and leave halfway through as the place was pretty quiet anyway so we stay. Bad idea, now I'm just wondering what reply would be when the comedian decides to pick on the audience, namely you two, and asks the question 'so, how long have you two been together? ' "
I think I would say something flippant, and suggest we had just met.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You finally meet someone you've been chatting to for a very long time, he's had a long day working and travelling so is pretty hungry so you decide to grab something to eat. He's a fussy, indecisive fecker but you eventually stumble across a little place offering beer and burger for a tenner, win! Anyway it just so happens it's open mic and after enjoying all but one music act the headline act was a comedian (I'll use that term loosely) it's droll but we don't want to appear rude and leave halfway through as the place was pretty quiet anyway so we stay. Bad idea, now I'm just wondering what reply would be when the comedian decides to pick on the audience, namely you two, and asks the question 'so, how long have you two been together? ' I think I would say something flippant, and suggest we had just met."
Funny you should say that!  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"You finally meet someone you've been chatting to for a very long time, he's had a long day working and travelling so is pretty hungry so you decide to grab something to eat. He's a fussy, indecisive fecker but you eventually stumble across a little place offering beer and burger for a tenner, win! Anyway it just so happens it's open mic and after enjoying all but one music act the headline act was a comedian (I'll use that term loosely) it's droll but we don't want to appear rude and leave halfway through as the place was pretty quiet anyway so we stay. Bad idea, now I'm just wondering what reply would be when the comedian decides to pick on the audience, namely you two, and asks the question 'so, how long have you two been together? ' I think I would say something flippant, and suggest we had just met.
Funny you should say that! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You finally meet someone you've been chatting to for a very long time, he's had a long day working and travelling so is pretty hungry so you decide to grab something to eat. He's a fussy, indecisive fecker but you eventually stumble across a little place offering beer and burger for a tenner, win! Anyway it just so happens it's open mic and after enjoying all but one music act the headline act was a comedian (I'll use that term loosely) it's droll but we don't want to appear rude and leave halfway through as the place was pretty quiet anyway so we stay. Bad idea, now I'm just wondering what reply would be when the comedian decides to pick on the audience, namely you two, and asks the question 'so, how long have you two been together? ' "
I think I would look at him l, look back at the guy who asked and say since (whatever time we met) laugh and walk off... Quick!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If in glam mode, I'd say, 'about 5 minutes ago, honeybum and would you mind getting on with the show as I've got another I'm seeing in 55 minutes.' "
I wish had that quick humour! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guess it depends if he was looking at your eyes or your thighs 
Trust you!
Surprised he noticed you under the table 
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Ryan you'd be too busy masturbating over your burger to even notice him talking to us! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guess it depends if he was looking at your eyes or your thighs
Trust you!
Surprised he noticed you under the table
Ryan you'd be too busy masturbating over your burger to even notice him
talking to us! "
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Guess it depends if he was looking at your eyes or your thighs
Trust you!
Surprised he noticed you under the table
Ryan you'd be too busy masturbating over your burger to even notice him talking to us! "
Your burger you mean  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Guess it depends if he was looking at your eyes or your thighs
Trust you!
Surprised he noticed you under the table
Ryan you'd be too busy masturbating over your burger to even notice him talking to us!
Your burger you mean "
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