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Do all men leave skid marks on their pants ?
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over a year ago
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This question actually had me pondering the other day - at what stage in human evolution did it become necessary for humans to need to wipe after a dump? No other animal does it (except bears who use rabbits) and they don't seem to ever have problems with klingons.  |
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Oocha, bit harsh, not had many bad vaginas, most ladies keep a nice clean kitty and bum, obviously sometimes fresher than others but everyone has to pee and poop, only had one over the years I would say was repulsive but not from here, any meet you should be shower fresh, man or woman. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've seen a few in my time 
One ex was a right dirty fecker yuk. Hell toddlers are cleaner than some!! Legit wiping guys - get baby wipes and don't leave the toilet until your wiping clear.
I'm glad we've had this chat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gaaaaaadzzzz!!!! Love licking a girls bum but never been over seasoned or chocolate sprinkles, double gaaaadddzzz!!! Lol. Xxx"
Maybe a light dusting of cocoa powder like they do in Costa Coffee would be better? |
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"This question actually had me pondering the other day - at what stage in human evolution did it become necessary for humans to need to wipe after a dump? No other animal does it (except bears who use rabbits) and they don't seem to ever have problems with klingons. "
I've seen my dog wipe his arse on my dads new carpet once. I've never witnessed a cat do the same thing though. |
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"Nowt worse than rimming someone, only to look in the mirror afterwards and it looking like you've been messily eating a nutella sandwich "
Well this is one way for the diet to stop me eating lunch and dinner today !!! OMG |
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"This question actually had me pondering the other day - at what stage in human evolution did it become necessary for humans to need to wipe after a dump? No other animal does it (except bears who use rabbits) and they don't seem to ever have problems with klingons. "
Funnily enough I believe it's diet related.
We eat shite these days. Processed food... artificial shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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if they have a hairy arse klinkers can hang around for days if they dont wash,then they become klinkernuts,by them the smell has dispersed,so they leave them for the maggots to finish them off,then voila,a clean arse.what is called the human cycle. |
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I wipe thoroughly. Then wipe with a few wet sheets of loo roll, then wipe again with a few dry sheets.
I don't do this all the time, just at home.
As for the "bidet" crowd, I find when in the shower (whilst in squat position) soap thoroughly, then shower it off, clean as a whistle. |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"This question actually had me pondering the other day - at what stage in human evolution did it become necessary for humans to need to wipe after a dump? No other animal does it (except bears who use rabbits) and they don't seem to ever have problems with klingons. "
The point when we started wearing clothes. |
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"This question actually had me pondering the other day - at what stage in human evolution did it become necessary for humans to need to wipe after a dump? No other animal does it (except bears who use rabbits) and they don't seem to ever have problems with klingons. "
 most animals can lick their own arses, we can't so we had to invent rimming  |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"This question actually had me pondering the other day - at what stage in human evolution did it become necessary for humans to need to wipe after a dump? No other animal does it (except bears who use rabbits) and they don't seem to ever have problems with klingons.
I've seen my dog wipe his arse on my dads new carpet once. I've never witnessed a cat do the same thing though. "
funny you saying that
my cat did that this morning
I thought something was wrong till .... fell on the floor!! anyone want a cat/? lol |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"In all the years I have been washing Luke's boxers, I have never once seen a skid mark 
Maybe he just throws the shitty ones away? ....check out the sheets at his side  "
funny you should say that too!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This question actually had me pondering the other day - at what stage in human evolution did it become necessary for humans to need to wipe after a dump? No other animal does it (except bears who use rabbits) and they don't seem to ever have problems with klingons. "
Does not work !! Just tried wiping me ass with the rabbit . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Uhmmmmmm well I didn't expect anyone to answer!
It was in to counter the Do all women fart thread!
Look.
I'm NEW here.....  "
Hello and welcome to the forums.  |
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"This question actually had me pondering the other day - at what stage in human evolution did it become necessary for humans to need to wipe after a dump? No other animal does it (except bears who use rabbits) and they don't seem to ever have problems with klingons. Does not work !! Just tried wiping me ass with the rabbit . "
A rampant rabbit? |
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"This question actually had me pondering the other day - at what stage in human evolution did it become necessary for humans to need to wipe after a dump? No other animal does it (except bears who use rabbits) and they don't seem to ever have problems with klingons. "
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Thankfully we dont lick our bums after a dump like animals do either.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"or have some learned to wipe it?"
If you have to ask it must be you are only attracting the sort of guys who don't why not try putting more into attracting the sort of guys who value personal hygiene and keep themselves and their clothes clean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are some rich people on here.Us poor peasants cant afford "bidets"in our one bedroomed council flats."
yes i have a toilet in each wing of the house dont you know what what |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nowt worse than rimming someone, only to look in the mirror afterwards and it looking like you've been messily eating a nutella sandwich "
Omfg  lol I'm think I just threw up in my mouth a bit!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's why you wear black boxers.
...and ewwww!! People need to start using water!!
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I clean with water and soap everytime I go to the loo. Fresh clean but at all times. Its just hygenic. Wiping with toilet paper alone is not cleaning in my dictionary unless I have no choice. I don't have a bidet for that but .... There are special small plastic containers for that purpose. Asians have them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This IS a car crash thread.
One that you're compelled to look at but will spend months in therapy or single for "
Car crash... Skid marks... How apt... |
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"or have some learned to wipe it?
If you have to ask it must be you are only attracting the sort of guys who don't why not try putting more into attracting the sort of guys who value personal hygiene and keep themselves and their clothes clean. "
Thanks. Is it wrong of me to wash their undies after sex ?
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