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"i like your cheekbones.. and your eyes,, they sparkle like all the stars in the sky. 
Aww thanks I like your tits they are all soft and bouncy lol"
well ii like your lips, so petite, perfectly coloured and they look exceptionally kissable (rubs leg against your leg) lol |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"i like your cheekbones.. and your eyes,, they sparkle like all the stars in the sky.
Aww thanks I like your tits they are all soft and bouncy lol
well ii like your lips, so petite, perfectly coloured and they look exceptionally kissable (rubs leg against your leg) lol"
Oh are you joining the dark side |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i like your cheekbones.. and your eyes,, they sparkle like all the stars in the sky.
Aww thanks I like your tits they are all soft and bouncy lol"
Just like your own then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Your eyes are like pissholes upon a sea of crisp white snow. Your breath could light a thousand candles. Your clothes sense does great injustice to tramps the world over.............but I love you  |
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"Your eyes are like pissholes upon a sea of crisp white snow. Your breath could light a thousand candles. Your clothes sense does great injustice to tramps the world over.............but I love you "
Get your coat sunshine, you've pulled  |
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"Your eyes are like pissholes upon a sea of crisp white snow. Your breath could light a thousand candles. Your clothes sense does great injustice to tramps the world over.............but I love you
Get your coat sunshine, you've pulled "
Legs, the ladder in your stocking would lead me to heaven  |
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"Your eyes are like pissholes upon a sea of crisp white snow. Your breath could light a thousand candles. Your clothes sense does great injustice to tramps the world over.............but I love you
Get your coat sunshine, you've pulled "
HAPPY DAYS! I'm getting in the car now. Whatever you do don't go to bed |
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"Your eyes are like pissholes upon a sea of crisp white snow. Your breath could light a thousand candles. Your clothes sense does great injustice to tramps the world over.............but I love you
Get your coat sunshine, you've pulled
Legs, the ladder in your stocking would lead me to heaven "
Oh you sweet talker  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your eyes are like pissholes upon a sea of crisp white snow. Your breath could light a thousand candles. Your clothes sense does great injustice to tramps the world over.............but I love you
Get your coat sunshine, you've pulled
HAPPY DAYS! I'm getting in the car now. Whatever you do don't go to bed "
Lol well it's only 200 miles, you won't be long  |
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"Your eyes are like pissholes upon a sea of crisp white snow. Your breath could light a thousand candles. Your clothes sense does great injustice to tramps the world over.............but I love you
Get your coat sunshine, you've pulled
HAPPY DAYS! I'm getting in the car now. Whatever you do don't go to bed
Lol well it's only 200 miles, you won't be long "
Ok will be there in time for breakfast. I like my bacon crispy and please leave the tea bag in the cup quite a long time as I like my tea docker style
If the breakfast is any good I'm going to make love to you like the coming together of continents, like the erupting of a volcano, like a nuclear bloody explosion (I got these chat up lines off a mate by the way). If the breakfast is crap, I drive home and you don't get any nookie |
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"With someone on this post...
I wouldn't know where to begin...
let me take you by the hand and show u then
it won't hurt will it"
Only if you want it to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your eyes are like pissholes upon a sea of crisp white snow. Your breath could light a thousand candles. Your clothes sense does great injustice to tramps the world over.............but I love you
Get your coat sunshine, you've pulled
HAPPY DAYS! I'm getting in the car now. Whatever you do don't go to bed
Lol well it's only 200 miles, you won't be long
Ok will be there in time for breakfast. I like my bacon crispy and please leave the tea bag in the cup quite a long time as I like my tea docker style
If the breakfast is any good I'm going to make love to you like the coming together of continents, like the erupting of a volcano, like a nuclear bloody explosion (I got these chat up lines off a mate by the way). If the breakfast is crap, I drive home and you don't get any nookie"
Hmmm crispy bacon...tea bag in cup....docker style....volcano....nuclear explosion....nookie ok, I've go all that now put your foot down |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With someone on this post...
I wouldn't know where to begin...
let me take you by the hand and show u then
it won't hurt will it
Only if you want it to "
Do you have a paddle handy |
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"With someone on this post...
I wouldn't know where to begin...
let me take you by the hand and show u then
By the gla.... Oooops Hand.... "
oooops indeed |
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"Your eyes are like pissholes upon a sea of crisp white snow. Your breath could light a thousand candles. Your clothes sense does great injustice to tramps the world over.............but I love you
Get your coat sunshine, you've pulled
HAPPY DAYS! I'm getting in the car now. Whatever you do don't go to bed
Lol well it's only 200 miles, you won't be long
Ok will be there in time for breakfast. I like my bacon crispy and please leave the tea bag in the cup quite a long time as I like my tea docker style
If the breakfast is any good I'm going to make love to you like the coming together of continents, like the erupting of a volcano, like a nuclear bloody explosion (I got these chat up lines off a mate by the way). If the breakfast is crap, I drive home and you don't get any nookie
Hmmm crispy bacon...tea bag in cup....docker style....volcano....nuclear explosion....nookie ok, I've go all that now put your foot down "
Just passing Windsor on the M4 lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm crap at flirting...and despite Hugh grants efforts, in real life, clumsy buffoonery doesn't get you lots of women...unless one is Hugh grant!
Anyway, um....hi... |
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"Your eyes are like pissholes upon a sea of crisp white snow. Your breath could light a thousand candles. Your clothes sense does great injustice to tramps the world over.............but I love you
Get your coat sunshine, you've pulled
HAPPY DAYS! I'm getting in the car now. Whatever you do don't go to bed
Lol well it's only 200 miles, you won't be long
Ok will be there in time for breakfast. I like my bacon crispy and please leave the tea bag in the cup quite a long time as I like my tea docker style
If the breakfast is any good I'm going to make love to you like the coming together of continents, like the erupting of a volcano, like a nuclear bloody explosion (I got these chat up lines off a mate by the way). If the breakfast is crap, I drive home and you don't get any nookie
Hmmm crispy bacon...tea bag in cup....docker style....volcano....nuclear explosion....nookie ok, I've go all that now put your foot down
Just passing Windsor on the M4 lol"
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