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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doesn't the butter make your arse slippery? 
Or do you want a slippery arse?
I'm confused 
Seriously tho, I use the cheapest brand I can find. I don't tend to get overly choosy about what goes between my arse cheeks  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Doesn't the butter make your arse slippery?
Or do you want a slippery arse?
I'm confused
Seriously tho, I use the cheapest brand I can find. I don't tend to get overly choosy about what goes between my arse cheeks "
Yes but it splits and you get pooey fingers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm very "green" and use Nouvelle recycled tissue "
I'm very green as well. I re-use mine
When I was a kid I was told to use it sparingly so I used to fold it carefully and fold between wipes
Now I'm an adult I like to live dangerously so I pull of a massive reel, wipe once and throw |
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"What brand do you use..??? I use andrex Shea butter....I can't stand the cheap perfume BV creator ones "
After too many years working on cold building sites I appreciate the finer things in life where there is no compromise lol
It has to be moist toilet tissue and quilted velvet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jesus ...... 
I've not heard of that brand is it any good? "
I've heard of it. LIDL Jesus. It's great. If you've had fifteen pints of Stella and a vindaloo it performs miracles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only ever use white toilet paper, the coloured dyes can cause cancer, when you wipe you stretch the sphincter and apparently the chemicals used to produced coloured paper arebad for you!
Usually use andrex, but last few times have tried Asda smart price, 68p for 4 and lasted me 7 days, very thin, but fine doubled, saved a few bob, and very good on the hole.
try asda smart price coffee its fine and only 48p a jar, as opposed to my £4 a jar, and it tastes good, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only ever use white toilet paper, the coloured dyes can cause cancer, when you wipe you stretch the sphincter and apparently the chemicals used to produced coloured paper arebad for you!
Usually use andrex, but last few times have tried Asda smart price, 68p for 4 and lasted me 7 days, very thin, but fine doubled, saved a few bob, and very good on the hole.
try asda smart price coffee its fine and only 48p a jar, as opposed to my £4 a jar, and it tastes good,"
Before or after it been up your arse????? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"try asda smart price coffee its fine and only 48p a jar, as opposed to my £4 a jar, and it tastes good,
Before or after it been up your arse?????"
Well you can buy coffee that's come out of a wild cats arse so why not? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"try asda smart price coffee its fine and only 48p a jar, as opposed to my £4 a jar, and it tastes good,
Before or after it been up your arse?????
Well you can buy coffee that's come out of a wild cats arse so why not?"
I saw that on the telly. It costs a bloody fortune. I might have a go myself and see if I can sell it on the market |
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"Tesco value here...got some free wet toilet wipes in the Arndale the other week but not over impressed"
bleurgh.....hate them moist ones
sometimes have to resort to a wet wipe if i'm caught short and i dont like the feeling |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Only ever use white toilet paper, the coloured dyes can cause cancer, when you wipe you stretch the sphincter and apparently the chemicals used to produced coloured paper arebad for you!
Usually use andrex, but last few times have tried Asda smart price, 68p for 4 and lasted me 7 days, very thin, but fine doubled, saved a few bob, and very good on the hole.
try asda smart price coffee its fine and only 48p a jar, as opposed to my £4 a jar, and it tastes good,"
Aren't bum holes brown enough without risking coffee stains? |
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A rabbit and a bear happened to find themselves taking a crap side by side in the woods.
Bear asks the rabbit " does shit stick to your fur"
" no " says the rabbit
Good says the bear and wipes his
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i wait till the wheelie bin cleaners come and give them an extra 50p to mention my arse area..which is extra handy because all the wheelie bin cleaners in my area are unusually beautiful and female.  x x X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A rabbit and a bear happened to find themselves taking a crap side by side in the woods.
Bear asks the rabbit " does shit stick to your fur"
" no " says the rabbit
Good says the bear and wipes his
arse with the rabbit "
Is it better if the rabbit says yes? |
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"i wait till the wheelie bin cleaners come and give them an extra 50p to mention my arse area..which is extra handy because all the wheelie bin cleaners in my area are unusually beautiful and female. x x X"
mention your arse area?
does that mean that if they stutter do they get a £5? |
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"i wait till the wheelie bin cleaners come and give them an extra 50p to mention my arse area..which is extra handy because all the wheelie bin cleaners in my area are unusually beautiful and female. x x X
mention your arse area?
does that mean that if they stutter do they get a £5?"
. ha my mistake mentain* |
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"i wait till the wheelie bin cleaners come and give them an extra 50p to mention my arse area..which is extra handy because all the wheelie bin cleaners in my area are unusually beautiful and female. x x X"
Does the jet wash not play havoc with your bollox when you bend over? Wow I bet they jiggle a fair bit |
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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago
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Any paper but that horrible transparent thin stuff used in schools ... ok it was 40 years ago! It wasn't absorbent so it just spread stuff around yuck! Good tracing paper though ... swings and roundabouts eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What brand do you use..??? I use andrex Shea butter....I can't stand the cheap perfume BV creator ones "
I mainly defficate at work. I think they call it john wayne the brand, Because if andrex is "soft, its strong it's unbeatably long... !" Then john waynes would have to be... Its rough, its tough, and it takes, no shit, from no one;...."Infant school toilet paper, you used to pinch it and trace pictures with it in art classes yes!! Greese proof paper, who thought of using that to whipe there arses with. Thought!, SKIDS!. were just that people didnt bother whiping there arses, an it turns out, its because of the paper there using.. Sorry!!! to all those people i offended getting changed for P.E. scared of shiting at school, Worrying about what i may catch... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doesn't the butter make your arse slippery?
Or do you want a slippery arse?
I'm confused
Seriously tho, I use the cheapest brand I can find. I don't tend to get overly choosy about what goes between my arse cheeks
Yes but it splits and you get pooey fingers "
Its what comes out worrys me, because theres fuck all going between mine other than what ever i choose to whipe it with, Leaf, Sock, Bob cap...No one did stipulate; were you toilet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ummmm...by caught short i mean if i run out and dont realise till i'm on the lav "
I was once doing a bathroom replacement, having just put the toilet into a skip in the front garden, I had a sudden and very pressing urge.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ummmm...by caught short i mean if i run out and dont realise till i'm on the lav
I was once doing a bathroom replacement, having just put the toilet into a skip in the front garden, I had a sudden and very pressing urge...."
Milk Tray, pressing urge, Anytime, anyplace, anywhere. If you want to charge me with an indecent act, you shouldn't be looking... how rude, pervert!
You gotta go, you gotta go.. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Regular Andrex white. Doesn't break through or fall apart and is soft enough not to scratch.
should return to the Roman sponge on a stick, would be much greener and environment saving, no? |
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"Why talk bout bog roll ????"
Good point. Maybe there nothing as interesting to talk about in the forums. Maybe instead of being all ????? About it you could redress the balance? Post something more interesting than bog roll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ummmm...by caught short i mean if i run out and dont realise till i'm on the lav
Bloody jinxed myself!!!
You have run out? "
Yep. Now I have to hold my poo in!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What brand do you use..??? I use andrex Shea butter....I can't stand the cheap perfume BV creator ones "
A cheap local supermarket brand should be called John Wayne cause it's rough as fuck and doesn't like Indians |
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