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over a year ago
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Because when you don't put the seat down when you flush, the water aerosols and carries poo and wee with it coating you and everything in the bathroom including your toothbrush.
Next time you flush the toilet, stuck your face near it to feel all the splashing that occurs and imagine what else is splashing back at you.
IT'S DISGUSTING!
crystal |
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"Because when you don't put the seat down when you flush, the water aerosols and carries poo and wee with it coating you and everything in the bathroom including your toothbrush.
Next time you flush the toilet, stuck your face near it to feel all the splashing that occurs and imagine what else is splashing back at you.
IT'S DISGUSTING!
crystal"
Exactly!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Y do women insist on leaving the toilet seat down? Sort it out please   "
Seriously piss on the seat every time the seat is down, she will soon start leaving it up .
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I used to know a militant feminist some years ago. She adjusted the toilet seat in her house so it would not stay up on its own...
She was very proud of this until she found out that all the guys (including her husband) who used her toilet were pissing on the seat she sat on...
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"I used to know a militant feminist some years ago. She adjusted the toilet seat in her house so it would not stay up on its own...
She was very proud of this until she found out that all the guys (including her husband) who used her toilet were pissing on the seat she sat on...
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Hang on a mo, a militant feminist with a husband? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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I agree about the hygiene aspect, but have a cripple seat on my loo so the seat doesn't close, my cleaner mops the floor when she comes round and I wipe the crip seat and other surfaces regularly |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"I agree about the hygiene aspect, but have a cripple seat on my loo so the seat doesn't close, my cleaner mops the floor when she comes round and I wipe the crip seat and other surfaces regularly"
With a tshirt  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Y do women insist on leaving the toilet seat down? Sort it out please
Toilets are meant to be flushed with the seat and lid down...
Have you ever felt the floor in a dirty house around a toilet that never has the seat and lid put down when flushed? It's sticky and discoloured. That's because of all the disgusting stuff that's splashed there and accumulated over time.
crystal
that's because men with short willies can't aim straight  "
That's because men with willies can't aim straight
fixed that for ya  |
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"I used to know a militant feminist some years ago. She adjusted the toilet seat in her house so it would not stay up on its own...
She was very proud of this until she found out that all the guys (including her husband) who used her toilet were pissing on the seat she sat on...
Hang on a mo, a militant feminist with a husband? "
Yes...
She actually lectured on the subject (cant say where as then she could be identified).
She seemed to take great pleasure in treating him really badly, but he was devoted to her. In most things he always defended her, but the toilet seat really got to him.
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"I used to know a militant feminist some years ago. She adjusted the toilet seat in her house so it would not stay up on its own...
She was very proud of this until she found out that all the guys (including her husband) who used her toilet were pissing on the seat she sat on...
Hang on a mo, a militant feminist with a husband?
Yes...
She actually lectured on the subject (cant say where as then she could be identified).
She seemed to take great pleasure in treating him really badly, but he was devoted to her. In most things he always defended her, but the toilet seat really got to him.
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She lectured on husbands? |
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"I used to know a militant feminist some years ago. She adjusted the toilet seat in her house so it would not stay up on its own...
She was very proud of this until she found out that all the guys (including her husband) who used her toilet were pissing on the seat she sat on...
Hang on a mo, a militant feminist with a husband?
Yes...
She actually lectured on the subject (cant say where as then she could be identified).
She seemed to take great pleasure in treating him really badly, but he was devoted to her. In most things he always defended her, but the toilet seat really got to him.
She lectured on husbands?"
No Onny...
She lectured on Women's Studies and Feminist Theory. |
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"Because when you don't put the seat down when you flush, the water aerosols and carries poo and wee with it coating you and everything in the bathroom including your toothbrush.
Next time you flush the toilet, stuck your face near it to feel all the splashing that occurs and imagine what else is splashing back at you.
IT'S DISGUSTING!
crystal"
I've never stuck my face near the loo when I flush it so would not know but it sounds like you have crystal ?  |
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Erm. You put the toilet seat up when you leave the loo. And you put it down when you piss or anything else.
...don't stand and piss. You'd be just pissing on yourself. You may not see it. But it's a bit nasty that.
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"I used to know a militant feminist some years ago. She adjusted the toilet seat in her house so it would not stay up on its own...
She was very proud of this until she found out that all the guys (including her husband) who used her toilet were pissing on the seat she sat on...
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Militant feminists...I take my hat off to them. |
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"Erm. You put the toilet seat up when you leave the loo. And you put it down when you piss or anything else.
...don't stand and piss. You'd be just pissing on yourself. You may not see it. But it's a bit nasty that.
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The only time I sit down to pee is when I visit a friend who has a composting toilet...
And I always put the cover down when I finish, it looks better. |
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Both the seat and the lid go down in my house. So both males and females have to lift at least one to use it.
It's a habit I formed way before I learnt about the aerosol effect (eeewwwww) when I had a cat who was convinced the toilet was a source of fresh running water and who would try to reach to drink from it...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Y do women insist on leaving the toilet seat down? Sort it out please
Toilets are meant to be flushed with the seat and lid down...
Have you ever felt the floor in a dirty house around a toilet that never has the seat and lid put down when flushed? It's sticky and discoloured. That's because of all the disgusting stuff that's splashed there and accumulated over time.
crystal
that's because men with short willies can't aim straight
That's because men with willies can't aim straight
fixed that for ya "
I have never met a single man who's toilet hygiene is up to my standard.
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Feng shui principles show how the toilet should be fully covered, as it otherwise becomes a place for energy to be drained, and may also affect your prosperity. Likewise the loo door is better left closed.
Single men struggling with meets? Perhaps add to your profile that your loo seat is always down might help you out? Your meet prosperity may increase. If you insist on posting pics of you in the bathroom, let us view the seat downwards too. |
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"Because when you don't put the seat down when you flush, the water aerosols and carries poo and wee with it coating you and everything in the bathroom including your toothbrush.
Next time you flush the toilet, stuck your face near it to feel all the splashing that occurs and imagine what else is splashing back at you.
IT'S DISGUSTING!
crystal"
and it keeps the rats out, lol |
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