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oooo I feel rough as a bears arse..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"woke up this morning with a snotty nose, throbbing head and sore throat...looks like I bought something home from the Barnsley social  "
Aw, sorry to hear - do you need Vick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got my trusty box of Beechams Flu Remedy. Gotta be better for the weekend coz we got a party invite"
Serious suggestion : Get yourself some Ecchinacea from Health shop or Boots. It is a very powerful immunebooster and will help you get better more quickly. It has been used and even prescribed by doctors in Germany for decades.
Hope you do feel better soon x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need lots of sympathy and pampering but the mean Females on here wont help you 
I was being nice and send Vick 
Empathy by the Lorry load "
don't need Vick, lol...it's not my chest that needs rubbing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Man flu is such a terrible terrible thing. NOT! A bit of oestrogen and you will miraculously recover  "
I'm at work...I'm not sciving...honest.
I'm sitting in my office, overlooking Falmouth harbour, blue skies, fluffy white clouds... I'm still feeling sorry for myself though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you do the right things, you didn't fall asleep next to two men did you?
Who? Me? ..... "
Yes, the symptoms are there
Sore arse (well...), sore throat (not used to sucking...) runny nose (Full...)headache( d*unk too much and can't remember...) but the symptoms are there
I could be wrong but... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did you do the right things, you didn't fall asleep next to two men did you?
Who? Me? .....
Yes, the symptoms are there
Sore arse (well...), sore throat (not used to sucking...) runny nose (Full...)headache( d*unk too much and can't remember...) but the symptoms are there
I could be wrong but..."
Haven't got a sore butt....still "virgo intacto" only had two pints, coz I was keeping an eye on my randy missus, she was the one doing the sucking and snogging |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did you do the right things, you didn't fall asleep next to two men did you?
Who? Me? .....
Yes, the symptoms are there
Sore arse (well...), sore throat (not used to sucking...) runny nose (Full...)headache( d*unk too much and can't remember...) but the symptoms are there
I could be wrong but...
Haven't got a sore butt....still "virgo intacto" only had two pints, coz I was keeping an eye on my randy missus, she was the one doing the sucking and snogging "
Ah right, I read your first message wrong then.... |
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"Best get yourself down to the GUM clinic
Sounds like Gonorrhea "
Thats what Paddy shouted when he fell from the scaffold in that Irish Joke... about what the inquest asked the work mate about the cause of death and he said he died of a STD... sorry school boy joke...
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When i went to the beach party last year at chams i ended up with a really bad cold for 6 weeks hadnt had a cold in years. Having said that i had been stood outside in the rain with a mini skirt and bikini top on lol |
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