FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Breaking news from Premier Inn...

Breaking news from Premier Inn...

Jump to: Newest in thread

By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Literally.

Minxy has broken the toaster.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

LOl who let her near mechanical items ...??? Doh !

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *athylacyTV/TS over a year ago

Maidstone

Where is Lenny Henry?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't let minxie near anything

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Quotes...

MysteriousGuy: "It's twoo twoo"

Minxy: "It wasn't my fault"

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quotes...

MysteriousGuy: "It's twoo twoo"

Minxy: "It wasn't my fault""

That's her favourite saying

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has she commandeered a man to fix it yet?

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DO NOT allow her anywhere near the lifts! (That's elevators for American readers).

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *abrina59TV/TS over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Maybe logic break it call for nice hunky handyman come fix it for her lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It really wasn't my fault and a woman (note female) fixed it lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope it wasn't due to trying to put anything more than a slice of bread in the machine......

Seen a few try to push a croissant through...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone seen Fox? How is her head? I blame the fishbowl for my hangover (cheers obi!) but I don't think I was the most d*unk out of the two of us!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Omg I so overdosed on the fishbowls....

.still in the depths of the park inn......

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Glad everyone had a good night

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Premier Inn actually has a self serve toaster?...

#1 reason why I don't stay in Premier Inn's.

Why the actual blue fuck do I want to make my own toast?...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By *abrina59TV/TS over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

"It really wasn't my fault and a woman (note female) fixed it lol

We women def can multi task minx lol

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It really wasn't my fault and a woman (note female) fixed it lol

We women def can multi task minx lol"

Minxie has a medal in multitasking she breaks loads of things at once

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

As a witness to this auspicious occasion I can state for the record that in the three hours I spent having breakfast (lazy Sunday and good company) the only time there was a toaster malfunction was when minxie was within touching distance.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic