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For those NOT at the forum social part 2
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So if we don't wear PJ's what ar we wearing 
I think I'll be wearing a smile.
That's what I was hoping for or a smear of Ryan's marmalade 
Ryan's marmalade? Is that a euphemism?  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We abducted and converted a bloke who was simply having a meal and watching the rugby in the hotel bar!
I wonder if he's joined here yet..."
He was a good old boy. I think he had a bit of a dabble in the club. He was busy playing tonsil hockey with a lady in the bar last time I saw him.
It was my first visit to a club and my first social. Couldn't have wished to meet a nicer group of people. Great night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We abducted and converted a bloke who was simply having a meal and watching the rugby in the hotel bar!
I wonder if he's joined here yet...
He was a good old boy. I think he had a bit of a dabble in the club. He was busy playing tonsil hockey with a lady in the bar last time I saw him.
It was my first visit to a club and my first social. Couldn't have wished to meet a nicer group of people. Great night "
I did bump into him a few times, his night certainly turned out different to how he expected! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"eh excuse me but I've just woke up in your outside toilet and im all wet so must have pissd myself .how embarrassing.  "
Ppsstt we don't have an outside toilet, whose house did you go to? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We abducted and converted a bloke who was simply having a meal and watching the rugby in the hotel bar!
I wonder if he's joined here yet...
He was a good old boy. I think he had a bit of a dabble in the club. He was busy playing tonsil hockey with a lady in the bar last time I saw him.
It was my first visit to a club and my first social. Couldn't have wished to meet a nicer group of people. Great night
I did bump into him a few times, his night certainly turned out different to how he expected! "
That was soooo funny! Bet his mates won't believe him.
Big thumbs up for the lovely lady from the Swingers Recruitment Department that snared him.  |
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its stale lager mixed with bean juice and there's an empty sardine tin on my lap .i have just peaked outside and i can see the sea and there's a gang of sea gulls waiting outside for me..never ever again...i came all this way and the only people i can remember showing me any interest at all lastnight was 2 tvs and spare me the joke about flat screens and plasma i mean transvestites..and i know i was spiked because i started to fancy the wee one with the beard..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"!WARNING! This may offend...
...anybody want to claim a rogue blond hair strand I just found in my underpants?...
I'm not blonde so it's not mine "
Oh they were your pants I had on my head last night lol...?!?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"its stale lager mixed with bean juice and there's an empty sardine tin on my lap .i have just peaked outside and i can see the sea and there's a gang of sea gulls waiting outside for me..never ever again...i came all this way and the only people i can remember showing me any interest at all lastnight was 2 tvs and spare me the joke about flat screens and plasma i mean transvestites..and i know i was spiked because i started to fancy the wee one with the beard.. "
Hey all is not lost, at least the seagulls are showing you some interest!
Did tell you about hijacking that wheelie bin! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"!WARNING! This may offend...
...anybody want to claim a rogue blond hair strand I just found in my underpants?...
I'm not blonde so it's not mine
Oh they were your pants I had on my head last night lol...?!?! "
not sure..
Send me a face pic and I'll tell ya... 
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**shameless strategic plug** |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"!WARNING! This may offend...
...anybody want to claim a rogue blond hair strand I just found in my underpants?...
I'm not blonde so it's not mine
Oh they were your pants I had on my head last night lol...?!?!
not sure..
Send me a face pic and I'll tell ya...
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**shameless strategic plug** "
sooooooo......what's the verdict?! |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Was a great thread sexonthebeach!
I ate too many haribo & pineapple on sticks ! Buckaroo exhausted me too !  "
Had to read this twice.... thought it said Bendaroos exhausted me too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"!WARNING! This may offend...
...anybody want to claim a rogue blond hair strand I just found in my underpants?...
I'm not blonde so it's not mine
Oh they were your pants I had on my head last night lol...?!?!
not sure..
Send me a face pic and I'll tell ya...
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**shameless strategic plug**
sooooooo......what's the verdict?!"
ahaha I see! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"We abducted and converted a bloke who was simply having a meal and watching the rugby in the hotel bar!
I wonder if he's joined here yet...
He was a good old boy. I think he had a bit of a dabble in the club. He was busy playing tonsil hockey with a lady in the bar last time I saw him.
It was my first visit to a club and my first social. Couldn't have wished to meet a nicer group of people. Great night
I did bump into him a few times, his night certainly turned out different to how he expected!
That was soooo funny! Bet his mates won't believe him.
Big thumbs up for the lovely lady from the Swingers Recruitment Department that snared him. "
It was a team effort. The glory goes to Wyrdwoman and Mr Man69 for the try and to Blondecaz for the conversion.
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Ah feck it, anyone got any Blue Nun 
everyone knows that size doesn't matter, quality not quantity 
