Pinching the idea from a t.v. prog...
Keep them impersonal please 
The shit day you've just had is as good as it gets this year.
Your unlucky number is 96 and this is also your only sex position for the next decade.
Your post surgery double can be found in the face of the blobfish!
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean you're wrong.
If you think you wouldn't be missed when you die, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
That top with those trousers? I don't think so!
You've just had an expensive and average meal. |
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