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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

As it's Chinese New Year today, I thought we should share some fortunes.

Mine is " the first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell."

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

can i have your oyster please .. gung hay fa choi all you chinese fabbers ... mine is forst man get the oyster . next man gets sloppy seconds lol

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"it's easier to plough a field where a man has already ploughed"

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"can i have your oyster please .. gung hay fa choi all you chinese fabbers ... mine is forst man get the oyster . next man gets sloppy seconds lol "

What's sloppy seconds?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Life, it goes on....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"can i have your oyster please .. gung hay fa choi all you chinese fabbers ... mine is forst man get the oyster . next man gets sloppy seconds lol

What's sloppy seconds? "

inserting your penis into a hole that has already been cum into,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As it's Chinese New Year today, I thought we should share some fortunes.

Mine is " the first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell.""

Oyster please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"can i have your oyster please .. gung hay fa choi all you chinese fabbers ... mine is forst man get the oyster . next man gets sloppy seconds lol

What's sloppy seconds? "

Don't start that again ! do you want the definition from the Encyclopedia Brittanica

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You shouldn't stick your sausage in someone else's gravy

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"can i have your oyster please .. gung hay fa choi all you chinese fabbers ... mine is forst man get the oyster . next man gets sloppy seconds lol

What's sloppy seconds?

inserting your penis into a hole that has already been cum into, "

Are you sure? I thought it was just going second (with condoms on)....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"can i have your oyster please .. gung hay fa choi all you chinese fabbers ... mine is forst man get the oyster . next man gets sloppy seconds lol

What's sloppy seconds?

inserting your penis into a hole that has already been cum into,

Are you sure? I thought it was just going second (with condoms on)...."

if that was the case it wouldn't be called sloppy seconds, the cum makes it sloppy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple "

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

The fortunate man munches the cookie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The fortunate man munches the cookie. "

That's the Cookie Monster.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"The fortunate man munches the cookie.

That's the Cookie Monster. "

Helloooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Man who go to sleep with sex problem wakes with solution on chest

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Last time I had one, it contained a dry cleaning invoice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Last time I had one, it contained a dry cleaning invoice. "

Jeez what did you do to their tablecloth

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Last time I had one, it contained a dry cleaning invoice.

Jeez what did you do to their tablecloth "

It was emotional.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Last time I had one, it contained a dry cleaning invoice.

Jeez what did you do to their tablecloth

It was emotional. "

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