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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only when I'm pissed."
I do it more sober than I do d*unk! We went out for lunch on Monday and there was a picture of a coal miner statue above MrWho's head, only then did I twig that Coalville was a mining town... I even said, "oh that's where the name comes from!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny  "
And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us! |
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I get paid to talk 8 hours a day, without thinking or knowing what will come out of my mouth, If I ever started to think before I speak, I would have to stop working.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny
And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!"
thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol   |
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"I get paid to talk 8 hours a day, without thinking or knowing what will come out of my mouth, If I ever started to think before I speak, I would have to stop working. "
Sex line? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny
And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!
thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol "
Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh)  |
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"I get paid to talk 8 hours a day, without thinking or knowing what will come out of my mouth, If I ever started to think before I speak, I would have to stop working.
Sex line?"
psychic line. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I get paid to talk 8 hours a day, without thinking or knowing what will come out of my mouth, If I ever started to think before I speak, I would have to stop working.
Sex line?
psychic line."
I knew that.
Can I have a job? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny
And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!
thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol
Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh) "
which one shouldn't I tell lol .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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OMG i do this all the time, went on a non fab date on Satuday to the zoo, few phrases that came out of my mouth; wanking monkeys, do animals take part in oral sex? feel sorry for lady rhinos, the males are so big, would be like you trying to mount me!!
Don't think date 2 is likely soon, he called me unique haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny
And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!
thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol
Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh)
which one shouldn't I tell lol .... "
Either of them, one went on a wine buying mission for me, the other took a rather innocent picture of me that night drinking said wine! They are both lovely men (when you're in a hole Rubes!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny
And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!
thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol
Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh)
which one shouldn't I tell lol ....
Either of them, one went on a wine buying mission for me, the other took a rather innocent picture of me that night drinking said wine! They are both lovely men (when you're in a hole Rubes!) "
that's not how u wiggle out of trouble ... u just innocently say I dont know what you mean and it wasn't my fault |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny
And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!
thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol
Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh)
which one shouldn't I tell lol ....
Either of them, one went on a wine buying mission for me, the other took a rather innocent picture of me that night drinking said wine! They are both lovely men (when you're in a hole Rubes!)
that's not how u wiggle out of trouble ... u just innocently say I dont know what you mean and it wasn't my fault "
There is proof though lol, it is definitely my fault! Oh well, I have making good to do! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny
And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!
thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol
Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh)
which one shouldn't I tell lol ....
Either of them, one went on a wine buying mission for me, the other took a rather innocent picture of me that night drinking said wine! They are both lovely men (when you're in a hole Rubes!)
that's not how u wiggle out of trouble ... u just innocently say I dont know what you mean and it wasn't my fault
There is proof though lol, it is definitely my fault! Oh well, I have making good to do! Lol"
u havent got the gist of this "it isnt my fault" bit have u .... even with evidence u still wiggle out of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny
And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!
thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol
Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh) "
I can read you know! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny
And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!
thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol
Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh)
I can read you know!"
Its alright, I'm going to ring you and make good - promise. I hadn't forgotten seeing you, I'd forgotten that I saw Minxie! (sorry Minxie!!!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I get paid to talk 8 hours a day, without thinking or knowing what will come out of my mouth, If I ever started to think before I speak, I would have to stop working.
Sex line?
psychic line.
I knew that.
Can I have a job?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeah and off my fingers ... I have read some posts from a while ago and sat and thought jeeez I was funny
And this is why I'm your protege! We need to catch up big time.... oh wait I'm seeing you on Saturday, someone better warn Xtasia, last time we were in the same room we had a man on his hands and knees cleaning up after us!
thats not strictly true it was the time before ... last time u couldnt stand the pace and legged it lol
Oh yeah haha - how could I forget that night (don't tell him that I forget shhhhhhh)
I can read you know!
Its alright, I'm going to ring you and make good - promise. I hadn't forgotten seeing you, I'd forgotten that I saw Minxie! (sorry Minxie!!!!) "
Nice .............. |
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