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IF WE ARE BEIN GENUINELY GENUINE...

By *Scotsman OP Man over a year ago

ayrshire

..am i the only person that genuinely finds it impossible to wipe my bum from front to back...i genuinely wipe from back to front and think my arse area iS genuinely cleaner because of that...do you?? genuinely ?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't you risk getting fudge on your knackers?

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By *Scotsman OP Man over a year ago

ayrshire

"Don't you risk getting fudge on your knackers?"
...genuinely clean balls too..and i do know that is the argument but somethin stinks about the whole thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG do people still wipe their bum ?????

if you have to make sure you use white tissue, to avoid bowel cancer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are u standing or sitting while in the process of cleaning

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By *Scotsman OP Man over a year ago

ayrshire

i stil cant work out how they manage with just a hose ??. x x X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are u standing or sitting while in the process of cleaning "

I normally lie down to do mine.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Don't you risk getting fudge on your knackers?"

'Fudge on the knackers' is the kind of phrase that is burned into your mind forever...........

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By *Scotsman OP Man over a year ago

ayrshire

...in the feacel position....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you risk getting fudge on your knackers?

'Fudge on the knackers' is the kind of phrase that is burned into your mind forever...........

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you risk getting fudge on your knackers?"

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By *Scotsman OP Man over a year ago

ayrshire

there are more homosexual football players willing to come out than will admit to wiping from back to front... x x X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do they sit down to urinate too?

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By *Scotsman OP Man over a year ago

ayrshire

laying a bed of tissue so the splashes dont hit is a totally different topic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I pay someone to wipe my bum for me, with rose petals, genuinely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pay someone to wipe my bum for me, with rose petals, genuinely

Your doing it wrong, they should be paying you, for the pleasure

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By *Scotsman OP Man over a year ago

ayrshire

20000trees die each day just so you can lay that anti splash mat of tissue down before you shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pay someone to wipe my bum for me, with rose petals, genuinely

Your doing it wrong, they should be paying you, for the pleasure

you haven't seen my bum after I've had a crap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are sites dedicated to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pay someone to wipe my bum for me, with rose petals, genuinely

Your doing it wrong, they should be paying you, for the pleasure

you haven't seen my bum after I've had a crap

to be honest if I could see mine I should be in the circus

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"20000trees die each day just so you can lay that anti splash mat of tissue down before you shit.

It's far more economical to use a jay cloth. You just give it a shake and a wring out afterwards. I've had 120 uses out of mine so far.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what does jay think about it?

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By *exycleanerWoman over a year ago

pontefract

omg im off to work in a bit now i will be scared to clean the loos in case anyone is lying on the floor wiping there arse god help me

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"omg im off to work in a bit now i will be scared to clean the loos in case anyone is lying on the floor wiping there arse god help me

Hahaha!! Wiping it from back to front.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"..am i the only person that genuinely finds it impossible to wipe my bum from front to back...i genuinely wipe from back to front and think my arse area iS genuinely cleaner because of that...do you?? genuinely ?."

Mate it's a woman thing going front to back

It's only possible for a guy to go front to back if he has caught the crossdressing, very highly contagious and addictive.

Joke post so no hate mail please girls xxx

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By *Scotsman OP Man over a year ago

ayrshire

so do you mean im right but the only genuine to admit...come on guys..be genuine..i hauent started on the whole male peein over the toilet yet. Thatsanother myth. so dont take the pith

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By *exycleanerWoman over a year ago

pontefract

no peeing over the toilet come on spare a thought for us lowly cleaners.

if you sprnkle

while you tinkle

please be neat

and wipe the seat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you risk getting fudge on your knackers?"

Haha!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wiping your bum from front to back

is the only way to clean your crack

If you do it back to front

Then you're just a dirty... boy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mate it's a woman thing going front to back

That's what I thought as well, reason being to prevent facial bacteria from getting in touch with vagina and disrupting its balanced flora.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

front to back is the proper way to wipe, especially for ladies as you have the danger of transferring the bacteria from your poop to your vaginal area.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Don't you risk getting fudge on your knackers?"

I'm sat in my mums living room and have just burst out laughing at this !

Getting funny looks now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mate it's a woman thing going front to back

That's what I thought as well, reason being to prevent facial bacteria from getting in touch with vagina and disrupting its balanced flora."

Faecal not facial !!!!

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By *Scotsman OP Man over a year ago

ayrshire

but i dont have a fanny .and i think men wiping from front to back just doesn't work,..to do it right you even have to stick it up slightly...oops did just text that.FUCK.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wet wipes ftw.

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Don't you risk getting fudge on your knackers?"

I am sure "fudge on your knackers" is the name of a band I've seen......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's what I thought as well, reason being to prevent facial bacteria from getting in touch with vagina and disrupting its balanced flora."

Saying facial in a shit thread has just put me off my tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eww can't belive this has run this far lol

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By *Scotsman OP Man over a year ago

ayrshire

"Eww can't belive this has run this far lol "

.. i know im amazed..and no other man has admitted to back to front in case they get humiliated...so im like the Jesus for shite right now..but i am willing to sacrifice myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't you risk getting fudge on your knackers?

I am sure "fudge on your knackers" is the name of a band I've seen......

Are you thinking of 'Sweat of my Balls' by CB4??!

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