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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hidden sugar.
1 can ginger beer 18 teaspoons
1 sml btl lucozade 23 teaspoons
1 can red bull 10 teaspoons
1 sml carton Ribena 10 teaspoons
Mc donalds lge milkshake 34 teaspoons
Mc Flurry with m&m's 17 teaspoons
pot muller healthy balance 6 t'spoons
pkt trebor mints 10 teaspoons
mr kipling ind apple pie 8 t'spoons. |
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...??)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average,
nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...??)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average,
nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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Pleasure, I do it for shoes  |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"Hidden sugar.
1 can ginger beer 18 teaspoons
1 sml btl lucozade 23 teaspoons
1 can red bull 10 teaspoons
1 sml carton Ribena 10 teaspoons
Mc donalds lge milkshake 34 teaspoons
Mc Flurry with m&m's 17 teaspoons
pot muller healthy balance 6 t'spoons
pkt trebor mints 10 teaspoons
mr kipling ind apple pie 8 t'spoons. "
Bloody hell  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My mate drinks that "monster" energy drink and the smell of it is sickening....i can smell it in the kitchen and she is in the living room. 
All energy drinks smell foul to me and lucozade....yuck yuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Heinz tomato soup 6 tsps 
What????? I'm having that almost daily for lunch as I thought it was healthy(ish) "
The only way its healthy is by making your own and knowing whats in it. I try and make everything i eat now ,from scratch and keep it seasonal.  |
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"Heinz tomato soup 6 tsps
What????? I'm having that almost daily for lunch as I thought it was healthy(ish)
The only way its healthy is by making your own and knowing whats in it. I try and make everything i eat now ,from scratch and keep it seasonal. "
make a big mac from scratch then send me the recipe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Heinz tomato soup 6 tsps
What????? I'm having that almost daily for lunch as I thought it was healthy(ish)
The only way its healthy is by making your own and knowing whats in it. I try and make everything i eat now ,from scratch and keep it seasonal.
make a big mac from scratch then send me the recipe "
Its just a meat burger isnt it ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Heinz tomato soup 6 tsps
What????? I'm having that almost daily for lunch as I thought it was healthy(ish)
The only way its healthy is by making your own and knowing whats in it. I try and make everything i eat now ,from scratch and keep it seasonal. "
as I went back to fat camp at the beginning of the year i'm starting to make all my own food from scratch, I made a broccoli and stilton soup yesterday, no sugar in it at all
the first attempt was a disaster (I forgot to cook the broccoli first ) but the second good came out rather nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Heinz tomato soup 6 tsps
What????? I'm having that almost daily for lunch as I thought it was healthy(ish)
The only way its healthy is by making your own and knowing whats in it. I try and make everything i eat now ,from scratch and keep it seasonal.
as I went back to fat camp at the beginning of the year i'm starting to make all my own food from scratch, I made a broccoli and stilton soup yesterday, no sugar in it at all
the first attempt was a disaster (I forgot to cook the broccoli first ) but the second good came out rather nice"
And it tastes much nicer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Heinz tomato soup 6 tsps
What????? I'm having that almost daily for lunch as I thought it was healthy(ish)
The only way its healthy is by making your own and knowing whats in it. I try and make everything i eat now ,from scratch and keep it seasonal.
as I went back to fat camp at the beginning of the year i'm starting to make all my own food from scratch, I made a broccoli and stilton soup yesterday, no sugar in it at all
the first attempt was a disaster (I forgot to cook the broccoli first ) but the second good came out rather nice
And it tastes much nicer "
the one with the raw broccoli didn't |
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