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What you failed to mention.....

By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

This game is pretty simple, one poster states something that happened to them, either fake or real, and the poster below him tells him something he forgot to mention. For example:

POSTER: I got a cookie

NEXT POSTER:You got a cookie that had poo chips instead of chocolate chips....

and so on...ok I will start....

I have just had a wank.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have just had a wank with a marrow as I ran out of batteries

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have just had a wank with a marrow as I ran out of batteries"
is that a statement or playing the game? lol

You need to put something for the next poster....

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

You forgot to mention you were in the Doctor's surgery waiting to be seen regarding your embarrassing genital rash...

I am drinking a glass of Pinot Grigio...

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS over a year ago

Manchester

You are drinking a glass of Pinot Grigio while sitting on the empty bottle.

I am eating prawn crackers...

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have just had a wank with a marrow as I ran out of batteriesis that a statement or playing the game? lol

You need to put something for the next poster....

Sorry I really crap!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair...

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair..."

In creosote

I am making ma sarnies for work tomorrow....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair..."

I think you forgot that what's in your hand is bleach. You're washing your hair with bleach.

..i'm just lying down on my bed wiggling my toes..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair..."

You forgot to mention that your hair is at the dry cleaners and you are in the pub

I'm eating cheese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair..."

and have hung it out on the line to dry.

i have to go to the hospital tomorrow

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"You are drinking a glass of Pinot Grigio while sitting on the empty bottle.

I am eating prawn crackers..."

Buggeration, are you in my back yard???

You forgot to mention that you scraped the prawn crackers off your last meet's underwear

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair...

and have hung it out on the line to dry.

i have to go to the hospital tomorrow"

And I forgot to mention that I'm not looking forward to that umbrella thingie in my japs eye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair..."

You forgot to mention that it's clogging up the filter in ya washing machine...

I'm drinking single malt...

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By *uicylucy76Woman over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

You have a sexy meet in the carpark!

I need a good sleep

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By *uicylucy76Woman over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Frig... To late!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair...

You forgot to mention that it's clogging up the filter in ya washing machine...

I'm drinking single malt..."

You forgot to mention that the single malt is actually a hot cup of Ovaltine.

I'm watching telly..........

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By *ighland_RoseCouple over a year ago

Brigadoon

"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair...

You forgot to mention that it's clogging up the filter in ya washing machine...

I'm drinking single malt...

You forgot to mention that the single malt is actually a hot cup of Ovaltine.

I'm watching telly.........."

But it's CBB

I'm sitting by the fire

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair...

You forgot to mention that your hair is at the dry cleaners and you are in the pub

I'm eating cheese"
You forgot to mention it was cock cheese...I am wearing bedsocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Itheyre really John Holmes' condoms

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Itheyre really John Holmes' condoms

"
What you failed to mention is they didnt fit!

I am pissed off....

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair...

You forgot to mention that your hair is at the dry cleaners and you are in the pub

I'm eating cheeseYou forgot to mention it was cock cheese...I am wearing bedsocks"

and now popeye has cold feet (literally)

my sarnies still haven't been made...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair...

You forgot to mention that your hair is at the dry cleaners and you are in the pub

I'm eating cheeseYou forgot to mention it was cock cheese...I am wearing bedsocks

and now popeye has cold feet (literally)

my sarnies still haven't been made..."

But as soon as a knock one out I will have the filling

I love Cornish pasties

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair...

You forgot to mention that your hair is at the dry cleaners and you are in the pub

I'm eating cheeseYou forgot to mention it was cock cheese...I am wearing bedsocks

and now popeye has cold feet (literally)

my sarnies still haven't been made...

But as soon as a knock one out I will have the filling

I love Cornish pasties"

Better than a warm American pie to fuck.

I'm sitting on the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair...

You forgot to mention that your hair is at the dry cleaners and you are in the pub

I'm eating cheeseYou forgot to mention it was cock cheese...I am wearing bedsocks

and now popeye has cold feet (literally)

my sarnies still haven't been made...

But as soon as a knock one out I will have the filling

I love Cornish pasties

Better than a warm American pie to fuck.

I'm sitting on the toilet. "

having a shit that's like Pedigree chum slipping down my leg!

I'm washing my knickers...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You forgot to mention that the prawn crackers came from the bin behind the Chinese takeaway.

I'm washing my hair...

You forgot to mention that your hair is at the dry cleaners and you are in the pub

I'm eating cheeseYou forgot to mention it was cock cheese...I am wearing bedsocks

and now popeye has cold feet (literally)

my sarnies still haven't been made...

But as soon as a knock one out I will have the filling

I love Cornish pasties

Better than a warm American pie to fuck.

I'm sitting on the toilet.

having a shit that's like Pedigree chum slipping down my leg!

I'm washing my knickers..."

In the toilet at the sink is blocked. Should have flushed it first tho as last nights floater is getting in the way

My dog is rubbing his arse on the carpet

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm washing my knickers..."

...in a hurry, cos I've just had a hot curry

I'm phoning my mate...

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