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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Make something up and join in the fun. Doesn't have to good as long as you post one.

Ladies and gents will you all please take part?

Don't worry if your poem isn't state of the art.

To get you all started I'm going to go first,

Even though this wont scan and my rhymes are the worse.

Over to you now so please take my lead,

I want to see this at the top of my feed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a man from Nantucket,

I cant think of the next line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh very funny! Not happy to take the piss out of me on the other thread then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a man from Nantucket,

I cant think of the next line

...whose cock was so long he could suck it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a man from Nantucket,

I cant think of the next line

...whose cock was so long he could suck it

he dipped it in ink...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a man from Nantucket,

I cant think of the next line

...whose cock was so long he could suck it

but when he bent to have fun

his mate used his thumb

and that's when he kicked the bucket! X

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There once was a lady from Nantucket

Who had a pussy, shaped like a bucket

'it's beyond the pale'

The rugby team did wail

'but let's shut our eyes and fuckit'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I sweat I was was trying to trying to lighten the mood,

I'm sorry if you think I am terribly rude.

I laugh myself almost every day,

And am posting this is a lighthearted way.

As I already said your poem I enjoyed,

And was said that you felt your feelings were toyed,

I don't have a nasty bone in my person

Sorry if my idea makes things worsen.

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By *tmmCouple over a year ago

harlow

"I sweat I was was trying to trying to lighten the mood,

I'm sorry if you think I am terribly rude.

I laugh myself almost every day,

And am posting this is a lighthearted way.

As I already said your poem I enjoyed,

And was said that you felt your feelings were toyed,

I don't have a nasty bone in my person

Sorry if my idea makes things worsen.

Best apology I ever did see!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck a duck

A duck I fuck

Ducky Fucky Ducky Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A shame about the many auto-correct.

My poetry (by my phone) was just wrecked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

loving this post .. Can we have some really off the wall ones with bad spellings and words that don't match . Arty ones that are different like one we had in forum tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"loving this post .. Can we have some really off the wall ones with bad spellings and words that don't match . Arty ones that are different like one we had in forum tonight.

Well the last time I attempted this, people were rude and my thread was closed...because apparently I am too sensitive so I shall leave you all to it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck a duck

A duck I fuck

Ducky Fucky Ducky Fuck

I'm

Now singing anyone can oops hang on best not say as I don't want a day on the naughty step. And I'm def not a poet but I do know it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"loving this post .. Can we have some really off the wall ones with bad spellings and words that don't match . Arty ones that are different like one we had in forum tonight.

Well the last time I attempted this, people were rude and my thread was closed...because apparently I am too sensitive so I shall leave you all to it."
Well I for one hope to see you post a lot more and it maybe your thing I liked . don't give up get writing xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ode To The Single Man

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Will someone please come rate my pics,

I promise that they're not just dicks.

Hey I'm posting, look at me!

If you don't, you're fake. You see?

"Come and watch me wank on cam!"

It's my daily forum spam.

I've struck out so I'll go to ground

"Sorry, user profile was not found."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ode To The Single Man

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Will someone please come rate my pics,

I promise that they're not just dicks.

Hey I'm posting, look at me!

If you don't, you're fake. You see?

"Come and watch me wank on cam!"

It's my daily forum spam.

I've struck out so I'll go to ground

"Sorry, user profile was not found."

"
I am loving this too xx well done.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ode To The Single Man

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Will someone please come rate my pics,

I promise that they're not just dicks.

Hey I'm posting, look at me!

If you don't, you're fake. You see?

"Come and watch me wank on cam!"

It's my daily forum spam.

I've struck out so I'll go to ground

"Sorry, user profile was not found."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"loving this post .. Can we have some really off the wall ones with bad spellings and words that don't match . Arty ones that are different like one we had in forum tonight.

Well the last time I attempted this, people were rude and my thread was closed...because apparently I am too sensitive so I shall leave you all to it.Well I for one hope to see you post a lot more and it maybe your thing I liked . don't give up get writing xxxx"

I will give up.....for I am just too sensitive and in any case, without talent..but I am pleased that others poetry has not been subjected to the same harshness.

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"loving this post .. Can we have some really off the wall ones with bad spellings and words that don't match . Arty ones that are different like one we had in forum tonight.

I will give up.....for I am just too sensitive and in any case, without talent..but I am pleased that others poetry has not been subjected to the same harshness."

As you said, the other thread was closed. Please leave it there and dont carry it on to this one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"loving this post .. Can we have some really off the wall ones with bad spellings and words that don't match . Arty ones that are different like one we had in forum tonight.

I will give up.....for I am just too sensitive and in any case, without talent..but I am pleased that others poetry has not been subjected to the same harshness."

Can i make a suggestion re your poetry and this isnt sarcasm in any way....as i often write my own and also jot down thoughts and feelings etc....which is good.....try using an online blog like i do......try penzu...free to use....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your posts don't rhyme

And it's a crime.

Just take your time

It'll be sublime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not made up, but one of my favorite poems.....

"Ode to my goldfish"

Oh,

Wet

Pet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ode To The Single Man

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Will someone please come rate my pics,

I promise that they're not just dicks.

Hey I'm posting, look at me!

If you don't, you're fake. You see?

"Come and watch me wank on cam!"

It's my daily forum spam.

I've struck out so I'll go to ground

"Sorry, user profile was not found."

excellent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck a duck

A duck I fuck

Ducky Fucky Ducky Fuck

I'm

Now singing anyone can oops hang on best not say as I don't want a day on the naughty step. And I'm def not a poet but I do know it

add your own ending poetry!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ode To The Single Man

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Will someone please come rate my pics,

I promise that they're not just dicks.

Hey I'm posting, look at me!

If you don't, you're fake. You see?

"Come and watch me wank on cam!"

It's my daily forum spam.

I've struck out so I'll go to ground

"Sorry, user profile was not found."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've not written any since I was in my late teens/early twenties.

Mainly how I felt. Deep stuff.

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By *tmmCouple over a year ago

harlow

Think we need one about a unicorn lol ill keep thinking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Think we need one about a unicorn lol ill keep thinking. "

Where oh where is my unicorn?

Without him I am so folorn.

I knew I shouldn't popped my cherry

A word of warning so please be wary...

Once you have sex you will have to mourn

Forever the loss of your unicorn.

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

This little rhyme I write to you

The pessimists of the land

With your dreadful sad predictions

Of the world so grand

We optimists don't want to know

Your tales of woe and plight

For in the many years to come

You'll moan that we were right

(Wrote that in the 80s when I also used to write nursery rhymes and narrative poems for my daughter)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the life of a cock is a chore

it really isnt that easy

your tucked up in some pants all day

the smell can make you queesy

if you dont agree then try it

no maybes, ifs or buts

life really isnt peachy

when you two best mates are nuts

and then the worse bit happens

and i have to be quite blunt

see, you arent doing me any favours

introducing me to a cunt

you beat me, batter me, jab me

she handles me roughly and quick

until i can take no more

and i end up being sick!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"loving this post .. Can we have some really off the wall ones with bad spellings and words that don't match . Arty ones that are different like one we had in forum tonight.

I will give up.....for I am just too sensitive and in any case, without talent..but I am pleased that others poetry has not been subjected to the same harshness.

Because I was simply participating in poetry like others on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Benjamin Zephaniah. Poet. The British. It doesn't rhyme because poetry doesn't have to rhyme

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a lady from Nantucket

Who had a pussy, shaped like a bucket

'it's beyond the pale'

The rugby team did wail

'but let's shut our eyes and fuckit' "

not a bad effort. Needs rhythm. 8/10 *

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

i love poetry threads on fab .. there was an erotic poetry topic on womans hour today.. google ..rubbish at adultery ....for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat peach, pear or plum. Stick your finger up my bum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i love poetry threads on fab .. there was an erotic poetry topic on womans hour today.. google ..rubbish at adultery ....for a laugh"

woman's hour you say?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the life of a cock is a chore

it really isnt that easy

your tucked up in some pants all day

the smell can make you queesy

if you dont agree then try it

no maybes, ifs or buts

life really isnt peachy

when you two best mates are nuts

and then the worse bit happens

and i have to be quite blunt

see, you arent doing me any favours

introducing me to a cunt

you beat me, batter me, jab me

she handles me roughly and quick

until i can take no more

and i end up being sick!"

good use of rhyming couplets. Plagiarised possibly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the was a youngman from nantucket

who went to the moon in a rocket

the rocket went bang

his bollocks went clang

and he found his cock in his pocket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the life of a cock is a chore

it really isnt that easy

your tucked up in some pants all day

the smell can make you queesy

if you dont agree then try it

no maybes, ifs or buts

life really isnt peachy

when you two best mates are nuts

and then the worse bit happens

and i have to be quite blunt

see, you arent doing me any favours

introducing me to a cunt

you beat me, batter me, jab me

she handles me roughly and quick

until i can take no more

and i end up being sick!

good use of rhyming couplets. Plagiarised possibly

maybe some of the ideas were borrowed, but purely my own work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the life of a cock is a chore

it really isnt that easy

your tucked up in some pants all day

the smell can make you queesy

if you dont agree then try it

no maybes, ifs or buts

life really isnt peachy

when you two best mates are nuts

and then the worse bit happens

and i have to be quite blunt

see, you arent doing me any favours

introducing me to a cunt

you beat me, batter me, jab me

she handles me roughly and quick

until i can take no more

and i end up being sick!

good use of rhyming couplets. Plagiarised possibly

maybe some of the ideas were borrowed, but purely my own work"

the more I read it the more I laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young lady from Tottenham,

Who had no manners or had forgotten them,

While visiting the Vicars,

She took off her knickers,

Because, she said, she was hot in 'em!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"i love poetry threads on fab .. there was an erotic poetry topic on womans hour today.. google ..rubbish at adultery ....for a laugh

woman's hour you say? "
yes .. i always try to listen to womans hour i love martha carney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i'm in the mood

so lets get rude

indulge your vice

or just play nice

heels in the air

and pull you hair

slap your ass

show your class

give it a suck

nibble for luck

give you a lick

tickle your clit

get you close

unleash my hose

you start to come

your nearly done

sensation overload

lose all control

relax in bliss

with a lovers kiss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A is for anal, not everyone has tried

B is for bi, you can play for both sides

C is for couples, they all love to play

D is for Dom, you must do as they say

E is for eureka, a mighty fine club

F is for friends and socials at the pub

G is for greedy girls, they can't get enough

H is for hand job, please don't be too rough

I is for illicit, encounters some seek

J is for Jaydees, a brilliant night any day of the week

K is for Kestrels, a day out in the sun

L is for looking, we all seek some fun

M is for married, although some folks don't tell

N is for naughty, we're all heading to hell

O is for orgasm, multiple please

P is penis, but please not one smelling of cheese

Q is for quickie, you literally cum and go

R is for rabbitts and ladies in the know

S is for swingers, the luckiest folks on earth

T is for TVs, I've heard they like big girth

U is for urban and having fun in our cities

V is for vaginas and playing with titties

W is for watersports, for those who like getting wet

X is for X-rated, the movies we all get

Y is for young, I'm often too aged

And Z is for zooerastia, for those who get kicks from animals caged

I hoped you liked my ABC, perhaps one day you might play with me!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

brilliant poem c g

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"brilliant poem c g"

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

blindfolded and deafened

unable to defend

my trust in you is whole

sensations i feel

i cant identify

taste is real

on you i rely

your hand is hard

stings my flesh

pain i feel

gone in a flash

gentle caress

a feather?

like a soft breath

a fine brush ?

released from bindings

relax on the bed

strong hands massage limbs

cool lotions on sores

master

protector

punisher

healer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont get demanding cos you've got the hots

Ive got the pussy so I call the shots

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Dont get demanding cos you've got the hots

Ive got the pussy so I call the shots

"
ha ha .. brilliant .. well done you

a poem thats clever and oh so true

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

blunt

cunt

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"blunt

cunt"

Wanted a shunt,

so she messaged a guy as a punt,

but he was a bit of a runt,

so for cock she did hunt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not mine but i love them...

On a hill, I saw a Coo.

It must have moved; it's not there noo.

~~0~~

As i was walking doon the road,

I saw a coo. A bull bi goad!!!!!

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

[Removed by poster at 12/05/14 00:46:21]

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

if i travel around the globe

I'll still say stuff like help ma boab!

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By *rnyashellcplCouple over a year ago

Haydock

LIL MISS DILDO LOVER IS MY NAME

OVERCOMING THE AMERICAN CHALLENGE IS MY GAME

STRETCHING AND PUSHING IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT

SOUNDING LIKE IM IN LABOUR AS I PANT AND SHOUT.

FEELING THE GIRTH OPENING U NICE AND WIDE ,COMING SO QUICKLY GUSHING LIKE A TSUNAMI TIDE .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a woman from hitchen, who was scratching her bush in the kitchen, her man said "oh no", "it's crabs i suppose?", she said "yes and the fuckers are itching"

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

The world of fab!

Been a while since I joined fab,

Now life is not so much of a drab,

Although I no longer get much sleep,

And with my compliments I've become a creep,

If I ended up leaving, I'd probably weep,

There's lots of fun to be had,

You can't be good or tell your dad,

Whether it's a social or a fun meet,

Most on here, will give you a treat,

There are some twats,

That can't tell the difference between pussies and cats

You will come across fakes,

And see profiles that get second takes,

Put time and effort into your profile,

And oh the fucks will be worthwhile,

Some on here are slightly twisted,

Many on here are very very gifted,

Take the plunge and knock on the door,

Cos the woman behind the messages is such a filthy whore,

Fab is great, fab is fun,

But for some meets you need a gun,

A word of advice make sure u chew gum,

Cos the the last thing you want is your breath to hum,

Whilst we're on hygiene, no one likes a smelly cunt,

So please wash people or else you may get called a dirty runt,

Some like to play message ping pong

Some make you shout 'ding dong'

Others are on to spice up their sex life

I myself am on cos my libido is rife

Tits of all shapes and tits of all sizes

Some of these women are like fucking prizes,

A site full of people all wanting a fuckfest,

But fitting time in for meets is sometimes a test

Some of the messages can be quite alluring

And knowing others have lumps and bumps is quite reassuring

Some give you the thrill of the chase,

Others make you horny in all that lace,

Speaking of horny, I'm having a wank

I may need punishing by getting a spank,

If you're filthy, fit and you show it

You may be the next to be licking my clit,

These are words I hear all the time,

But I've no fear cos I'm in my prime,

Like minded people all having no shame,

Because lets be honest 'filthybastards' is our middle name,

After planning and asking, most will give you what you desire,

Rough sex though can feel like you've been fucked with barbed wire,

Some of the offers can be quite enticing,

And finding sexy bi couples is the icing,

Single women are but a few,

But my god single men, there is a queue,

Some like cock and some like pussy,

Others are just after a quick hussy,

I only want dick if we really click,

Cos the last man I had, turned into a prick,

Many itches have been scratched and fantasies come true,

By meeting not just one person but a quite a few,

My fantasy role play of being picked up and raped,

Is happening on a future meet and will not be escaped,

Mother Nature/lady/painters week is something us horny women dread,

So when picking dates for meets, they must be carefully chosen and read,

I've been to a few clubs now and think that they are great,

They're good place to socialise and as a single woman I get in at a cheap rate,

I really enjoy the humour in the forum,

Although I'm rather surprised by some users decorum,

Whatever you are looking for, there will be a fabber to provide,

So sit back people and literally enjoy every ride,

I've just realised this is not a poem but a very long essay,

So I shall stop using my brain now and gets my knickers all messay (messy!)

I love licking cunt and my name is Sofia,

So get in touch ladies whether you're far or near,

Especially if you've got a big round rear,

On my profile, I can't be more clear,

My choice of words for this poem may not be right,

But what I'm trying to say is that I fucking love a pussy that's oh so very tight!!!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

God I do waffle on a bit! Apologies for the amount of room I've taken up!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fingers in hair

pulled there

ruby red lips

kissed then bit

earlobes and neck

nibbled next

straps moved

breast exposed

nipples erect

being sucked

fingers delves

between pelvis

over hood

feels good

caress clit

deep into slit

fingers move

follows groove

gentle motion

like the ocean

back and fore

cries for more

wants it fast

coming at last

senses explode

feelings overload

collapse in a heap

snuggle and sleep

xXx

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

sexy

shwekshy .

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