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Do a caption for the Avatar pic on top.
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over a year ago
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"Although Jenny escaped decapitation, her dress was not so fortunate  "
Tina looked high and low.... And she at last found a fan of her leopard print outfits |
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"Ms Hx is the only person on record to have developed a phobia of lawn mowers
"Lucky for Tina all was ok as the shit was yet to hit the fan that day"  "
Ms Hx was wondering whether to buy a flymo or a petrol mower this year |
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over a year ago
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"Too lazy to go to the tv to change chanel hercules brought the sky box closer
Wait a minute... Cute swore that she had eyes on the top of her head "
its a cruel joke to play on jimmy cricket.
just as he was getting used to L and R |
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"Too lazy to go to the tv to change chanel hercules brought the sky box closer
Wait a minute... Cute swore that she had eyes on the top of her head "
Knocking on the loo door..
"Hurry up hurry up !!! I really need to go" |
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"Too lazy to go to the tv to change chanel hercules brought the sky box closer
Wait a minute... Cute swore that she had eyes on the top of her head
Knocking on the loo door..
"Hurry up hurry up !!! I really need to go" "
mrs Hx uses plenty of lube as she has been told smoking grass is illegal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too lazy to go to the tv to change chanel hercules brought the sky box closer
Wait a minute... Cute swore that she had eyes on the top of her head
Knocking on the loo door..
"Hurry up hurry up !!! I really need to go"
mrs Hx uses plenty of lube as she has been told smoking grass is illegal"
Hehe very good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sleeping with a hedghog still counts as beastiality.. lol
Dear Mr Gru, I am writing to express interest in becoming a minion!"
God damm my washing machine breaking .. looks like i will use my stomach muscles as a wash board |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Going to Specsavers is not as cheap anymore
Stuarts behaviour was despicable
I won't tell if you don't"
What another fine mess you have gotten me in Stanley |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Going to Specsavers is not as cheap anymore
Stuarts behaviour was despicable
I won't tell if you don't
What another fine mess you have gotten me in Stanley "
Are my legs long enough?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" _itboyslim2
"Hey babe ... Does my bum look big in this" ?
Green really is your colour
'Cream cake comin' up!'"
ikeas new design in coat hooks attracts controversy |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Next person who parks their bike here, will feel my full rant 
Ryan considered his sock theft for some time...."
After a fruitless search, Steve decided to call in private investigators to solve the missing budgie mystery  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tina felt rather miffed after being invited to a fanny splatter session.
Im not going out till you return my heels!"
'Her breasts came in breakfast, lunch and dinner varieties!' |
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Tina was quietly confident knowing that if she fell into the River Nile, she would float and be fabulous. These 'not quite so random as you might think' thoughts ran through her head like deer through a woody glade as she dried her eyeshadow off using a fan. |
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"Moreish - 'Hello? Is that Daz? Your stuff made my jeans shrink!' blow job would of been nicer if I'd put a plug on this fan "
Ali wonders if mark really understood when she said she'd like to Swing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a snake in my trunks
Did anybody else picture and hear this head as buzz light year????
Woody!
I wondered what was lodged in my arse crack !"
You make the bed, I'm heading for the pool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a snake in my trunks
Did anybody else picture and hear this head as buzz light year????
Woody!
I wondered what was lodged in my arse crack !
You make the bed, I'm heading for the pool."
Me Tarzan.... You jane |
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"There's a snake in my trunks
Did anybody else picture and hear this head as buzz light year????
Woody!
I wondered what was lodged in my arse crack !
You make the bed, I'm heading for the pool.
Me Tarzan.... You jane "
Oh my!!! The Avengers never had hats like that.
Caption? Hats away...please |
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"made for kissing
Cock hanger 11 ( cliff hanger the film )
Hidden agenda
One ass never enough"
L'important...c'est la rose l'important!!
(one of the most famous French songs from a very lovely French singer - Google it!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"made for kissing
Cock hanger 11 ( cliff hanger the film )
Hidden agenda
One ass never enough
L'important...c'est la rose l'important!!
(one of the most famous French songs from a very lovely French singer - Google it!!)"
Ooh...la...la |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perfectly peachy
You may think this is an abs pic, but you'd be wrong, I am in fact an alien and this is my face going 'ooh'."
Torso for sale one owner! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perfectly peachy
You may think this is an abs pic, but you'd be wrong, I am in fact an alien and this is my face going 'ooh'.
Torso for sale one owner!"
The alternative cover for Korns 'Life is Peachy'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perfectly peachy
You may think this is an abs pic, but you'd be wrong, I am in fact an alien and this is my face going 'ooh'.
Torso for sale one owner!
The alternative cover for Korns 'Life is Peachy' "
How about PeachesbyThe Presidents of the United States of America x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perfectly peachy
You may think this is an abs pic, but you'd be wrong, I am in fact an alien and this is my face going 'ooh'.
Torso for sale one owner!
The alternative cover for Korns 'Life is Peachy'
How about PeachesbyThe Presidents of the United States of America x"
Though that song features the line
'Poked my finger down inside'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll twist to the left and twist to the right to make my waist a beautiful sight.
1st taste of bandage, and she was hooked!"
Maybe not what I meant by skull fuck you  |
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