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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Ive just spent £54 on make-up designed to make me look as though Im not wearing any make-up....  
So you bought a bottle of water and some turps? For £54!!!  "
but I look bleedin' gorgeous...
in candlelight...
as long as you squint...
and take ya specs off...
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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Nah sghe bought a blunt razor and a towel =
hairy legs and armpits yet still oout the carck of dawn to nick the sunbesd, lol"
pissed fingers tonight lovely lady? |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Nah sghe bought a blunt razor and a towel =
hairy legs and armpits yet still oout the carck of dawn to nick the sunbesd, lol
pissed fingers tonight lovely lady? "
noooo- bloody titchy keyboard that i am still trying to get useed to - you tried to use a note book??
not only is the screen the size of a postage stamp - the keyboard it like a dolls house thing.....aand long nails dpomt match ,lolxxxx |
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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Nah sghe bought a blunt razor and a towel =
hairy legs and armpits yet still oout the carck of dawn to nick the sunbesd, lol
pissed fingers tonight lovely lady?
noooo- bloody titchy keyboard that i am still trying to get useed to - you tried to use a note book??
not only is the screen the size of a postage stamp - the keyboard it like a dolls house thing.....aand long nails dpomt match ,lolxxxx"
ahhhh it all makes sense now... |
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"Ive just spent £54 on make-up designed to make me look as though Im not wearing any make-up.... "
you sound like just the type of person for me.
I have discovered these new, virtually invisible, spray on condoms and need someone to try them out on lol
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Nah sghe bought a blunt razor and a towel =
hairy legs and armpits yet still oout the carck of dawn to nick the sunbesd, lol
pissed fingers tonight lovely lady?
noooo- bloody titchy keyboard that i am still trying to get useed to - you tried to use a note book??
not only is the screen the size of a postage stamp - the keyboard it like a dolls house thing.....aand long nails dpomt match ,lolxxxx
ahhhh it all makes sense now... "
i am sure it does if yo can read m dolls house fingers, lol |
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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Ive just spent £54 on make-up designed to make me look as though Im not wearing any make-up....
you sound like just the type of person for me.
I have discovered these new, virtually invisible, spray on condoms and need someone to try them out on lol
D"
Funnily enough Ive heard that one before..
But didnt fall for it then either  |
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