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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

a really wild girl......she once made toast and stuck her tongue in the toaster.....pzzzzzt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stu go and ask the nice man for some more pills matey xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a really wild girl......she once made toast and stuck her tongue in the toaster.....pzzzzzt

Sounds like you were dating a bluebottle Mr Grizzly.... and the pzzzz was the noise as she flew into one of those blue zappers, lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a really wild girl......she once made toast and stuck her tongue in the toaster.....pzzzzzt

Ok you have lost us. Is toaster some secret swingers word for a part of the body?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a really wild girl......she once made toast and stuck her tongue in the toaster.....pzzzzzt

I once went out with a Welsh bloke who covered his bollocks in lighter fuel and set fire to them ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a really wild girl......she once made toast and stuck her tongue in the toaster.....pzzzzzt

I once went out with a Welsh bloke who covered his bollocks in lighter fuel and set fire to them ....

hot nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a really wild girl......she once made toast and stuck her tongue in the toaster.....pzzzzzt

I once went out with a Welsh bloke who covered his bollocks in lighter fuel and set fire to them ....

That's Welshmen for ya. Funny fuckers them lot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

without my knickers!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A very nice lady who didn't drink coffee. She sent back my cafetierre all nicely wrapped in bubble wrap after we split up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once went out with a complete knob head

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

A male friend of mine came back with me one night and decided to make cheese on toast in the toaster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"without my knickers!!!!!

lucky him!

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By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

was hot nuts- now its no nuts, lol

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