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over a year ago
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No - not the vegetables - the people!
Are they all 8ft tall? Do they all live in houses with ceilings the like of which you only see in the UK in Georgian mansions and warehouse conversion flats along the Thames?
I somehow doubt it!
So why then IKEA do you have to make your fitted wardrobes so ridiculously fucking tall that they don't fit in 'normal' UK houses? 
Ok. So we'll take a share of the blame for buying it without double checking it would fit in the first place - but then impulse buying whilst strolling round the store on a Saturday afternoon isn't always restricted to random kitchen utensils, bendy straws, pot plants and cuddly toys. (IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey and will do anything to stop little J_nny or Flossy from screaming the place down whilst they argue over faux leather sofas and particleboard TV units - hence the endless bins of cute cuddly animals - bunnies, polar bears, frogs, mice, rats, mooses, ducks and the fox/fox cub combo we ended up with!)
Besides. I may not have read the label but I did check online on my phone and was 95% sure it would fit. Sadly the other 5% won the argument. So after paying for it, driving half a mile round the corner to customer collections, finding out the box wouldn't fit in the car, driving back to the store to arrange delivery (surely we can't have been the first fuckwits to find three people and a big box don't fit in a saloon car and therefore IKEA should let you arrange this there!  ) and then getting a call at 7.30 this morning to say it would be with us in half an hour - we started sensibly enough y checking the box contents before discovering 30 minutes later the height issue.
A few colourful words later, a fair bit of stress, a saw, several now useless chunks of wood and a lot of screwing later - it looks great, is stable and already has some clothes in.
So fuck you IKEA - us Brits aren't giants, we don't all live in mansions or high end warehouse conversions and when you try and confuse us with your giant sized furniture we'll have a simple solution every time.
We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel.
Bring it on Swedish gigantosaurs - we're ready for whatever you can throw at us!! 
Sunday furniture building rant over! 
PS - tape measures. Not just for faking the size of your cocks!  |
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"Surely this is where common sense falls in?
I was thinking the same "
Me too! I measured everything in my boys room a dozen times to be sure before I ordered my boys bed to make sure it would fit! Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would have been easier to have sent it back and then measured the space that you have do you then get a "fitted" wardrobe that fits properly without having to fettle it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obi.. were you blonde before you went bald? lol
surely measurements were an obvious thing to do when buying fitted wardrobes lol
Still lesson learnt "
It was an impulse buy - largely due to it being down from £180 to £79!
Now fits perfectly and it can hardly go wrong - it's a wardrobe!
Yes - accurate measurements are a good idea (in real life and on Fab!  ).
And funnily enough - yes - when I was younger (much!) I did have blonde hair.  |
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"still im sure the users of fab will eagerly await pictures of the new custom made fitted wardrobes
you should put a cross thingy ma bob on them  "
Eagerly???
If we are into household stuff now I'm gonna get a pic of my crochet blanket up (which ironically is also to big but much easier to make smaller lol) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"still im sure the users of fab will eagerly await pictures of the new custom made fitted wardrobes
you should put a cross thingy ma bob on them "
This is a normal wardrobe!
No hooks, no holes and no lock to keep the gimp from escaping!
Although after the enquiries we had re the bench - maybe I should write to IKEA with some suggestions! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't diss IKEA yeah! That's my favourite place to window shop.
Your not meant to buy anything from there Obi. You're just meant to have a look.
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But it would be a right ball ache travelling to IKEA every time you wanted to hang something in the wardrobe Popeye! 
But you're right - it's almost as much fun as the science museum when I was a kid! Some of those beds are irresistible for a quick bounce! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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True story this.........
I once tried to chat up a Swedish bird in a bar in London. My mega chat up line was to ask her if she got a discount at IKEA.
It got a good laugh and she had a drink with me but i never saw any Swedish action. Paid for the bloody drink as well! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what you're saying is a guy measured something and thought it was bigger than it was so bought an inappropriatly sized object to go in said measured space??
How unusual "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"id have to be a rebel and NOT follow the yellow line "
Do you sometimes walk around in the opposite direction to the arrows as well? I feel like a hardened criminal. I love it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"id have to be a rebel and NOT follow the yellow line
Do you sometimes walk around in the opposite direction to the arrows as well? I feel like a hardened criminal. I love it!"
sometimes i skip over the line.. mocking those who are vigorously sticking to it.
i even found a secret door and dodged a whole section.. yes i felt invincible! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"id have to be a rebel and NOT follow the yellow line
Do you sometimes walk around in the opposite direction to the arrows as well? I feel like a hardened criminal. I love it!
sometimes i skip over the line.. mocking those who are vigorously sticking to it.
i even found a secret door and dodged a whole section.. yes i felt invincible! lol"
Sometimes, in the restaurant, I ask for an extra meatball, just to see if the server likes living on the edge as much as I do.
The other day I ate them without the Gravilas sauce. I wanted to be truly hardcore.
Do we need to get out more? |
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"So is the secret birthday party that isn't a secret any more also a housewarming party as well now you're moving in?? "
Could be a secret engagement party or even a secret baby shower |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"id have to be a rebel and NOT follow the yellow line
Do you sometimes walk around in the opposite direction to the arrows as well? I feel like a hardened criminal. I love it!
sometimes i skip over the line.. mocking those who are vigorously sticking to it.
i even found a secret door and dodged a whole section.. yes i felt invincible! lol
Sometimes, in the restaurant, I ask for an extra meatball, just to see if the server likes living on the edge as much as I do.
The other day I ate them without the Gravilas sauce. I wanted to be truly hardcore.
Do we need to get out more? "
my pulse is racing.. oh im excited at the thought of it all.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"id have to be a rebel and NOT follow the yellow line
Do you sometimes walk around in the opposite direction to the arrows as well? I feel like a hardened criminal. I love it!
sometimes i skip over the line.. mocking those who are vigorously sticking to it.
i even found a secret door and dodged a whole section.. yes i felt invincible! lol
Sometimes, in the restaurant, I ask for an extra meatball, just to see if the server likes living on the edge as much as I do.
The other day I ate them without the Gravilas sauce. I wanted to be truly hardcore.
Do we need to get out more?
my pulse is racing.. oh im excited at the thought of it all.. "
Fuck it....I'm gonna go buy a spaghetti server from the kitchen section but use it to eat my coco pops. Bad to the bone, me |
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"I have the solution, do what I do... build your own!
All those hours watching Barry Bucknell were not in vain."
Who?
Mine was a mis-spent childhood, whilst all my peers were smoking behind the bike sheds, or bunking off lessons, I was in the woodwork class making things! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Measure your room first, go to store, look, admire, bounce on the beds, play sardines in the bedrooms and bathrooms, measure, reckon by eye, go to the restaurant, eat some meatballs and Daim bar cake, go back to check furniture again, scratch heads, but tea lights, leave.  |
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"No - not the vegetables - the people!
Are they all 8ft tall? Do they all live in houses with ceilings the like of which you only see in the UK in Georgian mansions and warehouse conversion flats along the Thames?
I somehow doubt it!
So why then IKEA do you have to make your fitted wardrobes so ridiculously fucking tall that they don't fit in 'normal' UK houses?
Ok. So we'll take a share of the blame for buying it without double checking it would fit in the first place - but then impulse buying whilst strolling round the store on a Saturday afternoon isn't always restricted to random kitchen utensils, bendy straws, pot plants and cuddly toys. (IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey and will do anything to stop little J_nny or Flossy from screaming the place down whilst they argue over faux leather sofas and particleboard TV units - hence the endless bins of cute cuddly animals - bunnies, polar bears, frogs, mice, rats, mooses, ducks and the fox/fox cub combo we ended up with!)
Besides. I may not have read the label but I did check online on my phone and was 95% sure it would fit. Sadly the other 5% won the argument. So after paying for it, driving half a mile round the corner to customer collections, finding out the box wouldn't fit in the car, driving back to the store to arrange delivery (surely we can't have been the first fuckwits to find three people and a big box don't fit in a saloon car and therefore IKEA should let you arrange this there! ) and then getting a call at 7.30 this morning to say it would be with us in half an hour - we started sensibly enough y checking the box contents before discovering 30 minutes later the height issue.
A few colourful words later, a fair bit of stress, a saw, several now useless chunks of wood and a lot of screwing later - it looks great, is stable and already has some clothes in.
So fuck you IKEA - us Brits aren't giants, we don't all live in mansions or high end warehouse conversions and when you try and confuse us with your giant sized furniture we'll have a simple solution every time.
We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel.
Bring it on Swedish gigantosaurs - we're ready for whatever you can throw at us!!
Sunday furniture building rant over!
PS - tape measures. Not just for faking the size of your cocks! "
If you have a chimney...burn it and enjoy the heat the Swedes never get any time of the year!
Can I join the 'I hate Iheas group!? Be cool Obi they don't have saussages as big as yours...or mine! |
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"On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!
You both sound more and more like you are in a relationship....
they are!! lol
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I have not been around for a week...and won't be around till Wednesday....but sob sob im still sat on the shelf lol |
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"Can I join the 'I hate Iheas group!? Be cool Obi they don't have saussages as big as yours...or mine!
Your sausage was blatantly bigger than his - I think we all saw the insecurity in his eyes! "
and I ate it all without giving him a taste...I must make amends somehow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck it....I'm gonna go buy a spaghetti server from the kitchen section but use it to eat my coco pops. Bad to the bone, me
i need you in my life! omg so desirable..
I have that effect on people in wooly hats"
even my hat is ikea colours pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Fuck it....I'm gonna go buy a spaghetti server from the kitchen section but use it to eat my coco pops. Bad to the bone, me
i need you in my life! omg so desirable..
I have that effect on people in wooly hats
even my hat is ikea colours pmsl "
Damn swedes are taking over! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Fuck it....I'm gonna go buy a spaghetti server from the kitchen section but use it to eat my coco pops. Bad to the bone, me
i need you in my life! omg so desirable..
I have that effect on people in wooly hats
even my hat is ikea colours pmsl
Damn swedes are taking over! "
feel the need to dye my hair blonde pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!
You both sound more and more like you are in a relationship....
they are!! lol
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Oh!
Now everything makes sense. I've been a bit confused lately with all these thread. It's all clear now.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!
You both sound more and more like you are in a relationship....
they are!! lol
I have not been around for a week...and won't be around till Wednesday....but sob sob im still sat on the shelf lol "
Awww. I would have offered to take you off the shelf. But, i don't like removing beautiful things fron their place.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!
You both sound more and more like you are in a relationship....
they are!! lol
Oh!
Now everything makes sense. I've been a bit confused lately with all these thread. It's all clear now.
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You mean you HAVEN'T been perving my profile any more?! 
My heart may have just broken |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!
You both sound more and more like you are in a relationship....
they are!! lol
Oh!
Now everything makes sense. I've been a bit confused lately with all these thread. It's all clear now.
You mean you HAVEN'T been perving my profile any more?!
My heart may have just broken "
Any more? 
...i swear i sorted out my privacy to stealth mode years ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the plus side - we haven't broken up yet!
You both sound more and more like you are in a relationship....
they are!! lol
Oh!
Now everything makes sense. I've been a bit confused lately with all these thread. It's all clear now.
You mean you HAVEN'T been perving my profile any more?!
My heart may have just broken
Any more?
...i swear i sorted out my privacy to stealth mode years ago "
Well you haven't been perving if you didn't notice our profiles had changed lol  |
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Sounds like the ops could offer a new service - IKEA bargains custom fitted, whatever your room sizes, leaving them to have the pain, and not us. I'm not a fan of following ikea type instructions anyway, so an install service has got to be good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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To be blunt fox,, even if no one had read your profiles its obvious through your never ending posts about you and Obi that your blatantly together
obi this...
his lordship that...
old man this..
him indoors that..
Hope it lasts and your both happy. I lived my life out in the forums and hopefully ive learnt my mistakes. |
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"To be blunt fox,, even if no one had read your profiles its obvious through your never ending posts about you and Obi that your blatantly together
obi this...
his lordship that...
old man this..
him indoors that..
Hope it lasts and your both happy. I lived my life out in the forums and hopefully ive learnt my mistakes. "
Never ceases to amaze me how some people on here don't seem to like people being happy. Maybe it's because of jealousy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sounds like the ops could offer a new service - IKEA bargains custom fitted, whatever your room sizes, leaving them to have the pain, and not us. I'm not a fan of following ikea type instructions anyway, so an install service has got to be good."
Or Obi could have given me a call and i could've got my van of a car lol.
...although, the height of me and the wardrobe may be a bit worrying.
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"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here "
I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here
I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired! "
I read it as flapjacks too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here
I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired!
I read it as flapjacks too "
Oh good! I don't feel too silly now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here
I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired! "
ha ha i could make u some x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here
I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired!
ha ha i could make u some x"
Flapjacks.
Mmmmmmmmmmm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here
I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired!
ha ha i could make u some x"
No need to offer twice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here
I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired!
I read it as flapjacks too
Oh good! I don't feel too silly now! "
Neither do I |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i hate flatpacks so much i begged my dad to do it, when i moved here
I had to read that three times before I realised you didn't say 'flapjacks' lol I'm tired!
ha ha i could make u some x"
I don't like flapjacks ... now those jaffa cakes look goooooood !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok, so that's the wardrobe sorted, and Fabs probably has a few willing witches, but is it kinky enough to come up with a lion to complete the set?
On second thoughts, I have seen a tiger onesie somewhere along the way. No doubt somebody has one waiting for some action.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok, so that's the wardrobe sorted, and Fabs probably has a few willing witches, but is it kinky enough to come up with a lion to complete the set?
On second thoughts, I have seen a tiger onesie somewhere along the way. No doubt somebody has one waiting for some action...."
Who'd be daft enough to wear a lion onesie??
*rushes out to buy alternative outfit for next weeks social!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just as i have been baking today but i havent made JACQSFLAPS
Did I read that right?
LMAO!!!
dont u start................. "
*sits on the naughty step and patiently awaits the arrival of FLAPJACKS* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just as i have been baking today but i havent made JACQSFLAPS
Did I read that right?
LMAO!!!
dont u start.................
*sits on the naughty step and patiently awaits the arrival of FLAPJACKS* "
she didnt make any |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just as i have been baking today but i havent made JACQSFLAPS
Did I read that right?
LMAO!!!
dont u start.................
*sits on the naughty step and patiently awaits the arrival of FLAPJACKS*
she didnt make any "
My sense of disappointment is immense! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just as i have been baking today but i havent made JACQSFLAPS
Did I read that right?
LMAO!!!
dont u start.................
*sits on the naughty step and patiently awaits the arrival of FLAPJACKS*
she didnt make any "
...can i have some? I lurrvvvve JacqsFlaps. Goes nice with my coffee lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just as i have been baking today but i havent made JACQSFLAPS
Did I read that right?
LMAO!!!
dont u start.................
*sits on the naughty step and patiently awaits the arrival of FLAPJACKS*
she didnt make any
My sense of disappointment is immense! "
the only ones i make are with cranberries and raisins and almonds  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yet i have
lemon cake pops dipped in chocolate white
home made jaffa cakes
home made chocolates coffee and orange cremes
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Option one would ease the pain... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yet i have
lemon cake pops dipped in chocolate white
home made jaffa cakes
home made chocolates coffee and orange cremes
Option one would ease the pain... "
pm me your address and ill post some in a jiffy bag x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yet i have
lemon cake pops dipped in chocolate white
home made jaffa cakes
home made chocolates coffee and orange cremes
Option one would ease the pain...
pm me your address and ill post some in a jiffy bag x"
I'll wiggle by and collect mine lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yet i have
lemon cake pops dipped in chocolate white
home made jaffa cakes
home made chocolates coffee and orange cremes
Option one would ease the pain...
pm me your address and ill post some in a jiffy bag x
I'll wiggle by and collect mine lol "
im still in counsiling after the last |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yet i have
lemon cake pops dipped in chocolate white
home made jaffa cakes
home made chocolates coffee and orange cremes
Option one would ease the pain...
pm me your address and ill post some in a jiffy bag x
I'll wiggle by and collect mine lol
im still in counsiling after the last "
ooooooooooooooops that wasnt my fault |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Ah! That's so sweet talking about being a family wandering around Ikea. I've got a warm fuzzy for Sunday night.
Does Fox Cub like his new fox and cub toys?
From the other thread... where did you conjure a new room from as I don't remember a room building tale? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah! That's so sweet talking about being a family wandering around Ikea. I've got a warm fuzzy for Sunday night.
Does Fox Cub like his new fox and cub toys?
From the other thread... where did you conjure a new room from as I don't remember a room building tale?"
The fox toys went down a treat - think someone may have a little fan because of it too!
and I have to keep him busy with the odd jobs - at his age who knows how long he can carry on doing these things for |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Alexander Skarsgård
Now THAT's a Swede!
The one reason to forget all of the above.....
He can flat pack me anyway he wants. I must be getting ill again as I've got all hot again.
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I think this Swede must be bad for our health, he has the same effect on me... |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x."
Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learn |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learn"
Yes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak."
Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im danish lol
Mmmmmm baconAre you obsessed with food? LOL...Swede, bacon? "
Could think of anything assosiated with denmark other than danish bacon.. lol
And the threads called swede.. besides ive gotta maintain my excessivly curvy/wobbly/fat body shape somehow.. |
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"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool. YEs its very complicated as well, and we got 3 more letters to learn and u can learn few basics words, like hej is hi for the basics .Then the pronunciations! My god for an English speaker its so difficult without pulling very weird faces! YEs it is and its a real toungue twister as well lol to get the words right.I am practising....I will get there. "
Nice one, you tube got some good lesson to . |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool. YEs its very complicated as well, and we got 3 more letters to learn and u can learn few basics words, like hej is hi for the basics .Then the pronunciations! My god for an English speaker its so difficult without pulling very weird faces! YEs it is and its a real toungue twister as well lol to get the words right.I am practising....I will get there. Nice one, you tube got some good lesson to ."
I have Swedish friends on Skype, that help me, and I teach them English. |
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"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool. YEs its very complicated as well, and we got 3 more letters to learn and u can learn few basics words, like hej is hi for the basics .Then the pronunciations! My god for an English speaker its so difficult without pulling very weird faces! YEs it is and its a real toungue twister as well lol to get the words right.I am practising....I will get there. Nice one, you tube got some good lesson to .I have Swedish friends on Skype, that help me, and I teach them English. "
Ah thats a good thing to do so you both learn eahcothers language as fun |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool. YEs its very complicated as well, and we got 3 more letters to learn and u can learn few basics words, like hej is hi for the basics .Then the pronunciations! My god for an English speaker its so difficult without pulling very weird faces! YEs it is and its a real toungue twister as well lol to get the words right.I am practising....I will get there. Nice one, you tube got some good lesson to .I have Swedish friends on Skype, that help me, and I teach them English. Ah thats a good thing to do so you both learn eahcothers language as fun "
Yes, It opened up a whole new world, there are websites dedicated to this kind of thing, they seem to be popular! |
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"lol I wonder if I am the only swedish guy on the forum Do you speak Swedish?YEs Ido as well, but I am half german as well x.Oh well you cant have everything....Swedish is a difficult language to learnYes its very hard to, but I was born in sweden and swedish is my first language, but fun to speak.Its very complicated, all this if its night time and in a social situ you say this word for auntie malarky, but I like the language, its very cool. YEs its very complicated as well, and we got 3 more letters to learn and u can learn few basics words, like hej is hi for the basics .Then the pronunciations! My god for an English speaker its so difficult without pulling very weird faces! YEs it is and its a real toungue twister as well lol to get the words right.I am practising....I will get there. Nice one, you tube got some good lesson to .I have Swedish friends on Skype, that help me, and I teach them English. Ah thats a good thing to do so you both learn eahcothers language as fun Yes, It opened up a whole new world, there are websites dedicated to this kind of thing, they seem to be popular! "
You are right there, there are loads of sites no dedicated to the language, its getting very popular . |
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"Why? "
QUOTE .......
" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "
"So fuck you IKEA "
"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "
.......UN QUOTE !!!! |
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"Why?
QUOTE .......
" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "
"So fuck you IKEA "
"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "
.......UN QUOTE !!!! "
It's called humour! |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Why?
QUOTE .......
" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "
"So fuck you IKEA "
"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "
.......UN QUOTE !!!! "
Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.
No rolly eyes. |
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"Why?
QUOTE .......
" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "
"So fuck you IKEA "
"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "
.......UN QUOTE !!!!
Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.
No rolly eyes. "
Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?  |
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"Why?
QUOTE .......
" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "
"So fuck you IKEA "
"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "
.......UN QUOTE !!!!
Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.
No rolly eyes.
Has the wardrobe got a profile on here? "
There's no door - so it's open to idea's |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.
No rolly eyes.
Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?
There's no door - so it's open to idea's "
No door? How are you going to lock Obi in the wardrobe then?
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Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.
No rolly eyes.
Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?
There's no door - so it's open to idea's
No door? How are you going to lock Obi in the wardrobe then?
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That's why there's no door!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"
Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.
No rolly eyes.
Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?
There's no door - so it's open to idea's
It's not such a grand coming out if there's no door.
No door? How are you going to lock Obi in the wardrobe then?
That's why there's no door!! "
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Why?
QUOTE .......
" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "
"So fuck you IKEA "
"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "
.......UN QUOTE !!!!
Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.
No rolly eyes.
Has the wardrobe got a profile on here? "
If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end. |
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"Why?
QUOTE .......
" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "
"So fuck you IKEA "
"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "
.......UN QUOTE !!!!
Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.
No rolly eyes.
Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?
If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end. "
But will it still be listed as straight? |
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"Why?
QUOTE .......
" IKEA have cottoned on to the simple fact young families shopping for furniture are easy prey "
"So fuck you IKEA "
"We'll chop your fucking legs off and take chunks out of your arse end with a big friggin saw and a chisel. "
.......UN QUOTE !!!!
Well if the wardrobe is offended because it got it's legs chopped off then I am sure it will let us all know.
No rolly eyes.
Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?
If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end. "
Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?
If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.
Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up! "
It's missing it's arse and it's front? Can it even accommodate?
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?
If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.
Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up!
It's missing it's arse and it's front? Can it even accommodate?
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Did someone mention Arse End? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?
If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.
Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up!
It's missing it's arse and it's front? Can it even accommodate?
Did someone mention Arse End? "
Yep, Obi chopped it orf! |
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Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?
If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.
Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up!
It's missing it's arse and it's front? Can it even accommodate?
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Depends if it's on the top or bottom! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?
If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.
Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up!
It's missing it's arse and it's front? Can it even accommodate?
Depends if it's on the top or bottom! "
Is it even attractive? Pop Obi in there and take a picture of him coming out of the closet so that we can see this poor hobbled creature.*
*I mean the wardrobe not Obi.... I think.  |
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Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?
If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.
Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up!
It's missing it's arse and it's front? Can it even accommodate?
Depends if it's on the top or bottom!
Is it even attractive? Pop Obi in there and take a picture of him coming out of the closet so that we can see this poor hobbled creature.*
*I mean the wardrobe not Obi.... I think. "
I'm now torn between doing that or our original idea for the avatar challenge!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Has the wardrobe got a profile on here?
If it has it might struggle for meets as Obi took a saw to it's arse end.
Won't have 'anal' on its interest if it signs up!
It's missing it's arse and it's front? Can it even accommodate?
Depends if it's on the top or bottom!
Is it even attractive? Pop Obi in there and take a picture of him coming out of the closet so that we can see this poor hobbled creature.*
*I mean the wardrobe not Obi.... I think.
I'm now torn between doing that or our original idea for the avatar challenge!! "
You've got yours, yours (couple), and his. That's 3 pictures.
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