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on your death bed!! what would you like your last words to be????

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ive heard of some interesting last words;; my last words will be (I hope) " I buried everything valuable & paper work under the

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The last thing you hear will be an eye opener!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What part of pull the pin and throw it got you confused......WANKe....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I said it wasn't a cold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is one thing I have to tell you before I die and that is...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told you I wasn't very well. .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock knock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to confess... It was I who shot Kennedy!

That will confuse people because I wasn't even born and have never been to America. But that's just how good of an assassin I am.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I did it my wayyyyyyy lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Take the big wardrobe from the spare room and burn it and all its contents plus my lap top, pc and camera without looking into any

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told you I was ill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your sisters a much better fuck

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By *aravancoupleMan over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Your next

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

What bus??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Steve is leaving the building!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on there is more !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Eh, where's the light at the end of the tunnel?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"your sisters a much better fuck

Hahahaha ledge!!!

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By *RS79Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Just before striking the match: Shit did i leave the gas o..............

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Come on there is more !!!

"
ha ha ha .. fancy a fuck

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

"Take the big wardrobe from the spare room and burn it and all its contents plus my lap top, pc and camera without looking into any

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you delete my Fab account

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you delete my Fab account

Lol oh Shit forgot that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/01/14 13:58:14]

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Any chance of one last blowjob.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I won two million on the lottery and didnt tell you sorry .. its hidden in the........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you contact ****** & ********& ********** and tell then I wont be able to fuck there wives anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would be can you delete everything off my phone

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Oi Dynamo, you lying bastard........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd sing "The only way is up ....."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh god ... im coming ..

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By *eerobCouple over a year ago

solihull

....... What are you doing with that pillow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holy shit what a ride!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bazinga!

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By *punkloverCouple over a year ago

hatfield

I told you Dignitas wasn't a great choice of vacation !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thank you you crazy people,,, best giggle all day xx

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS over a year ago

Manchester

Please release my sex slave it's bound in the...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swallow it all down and deep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine would be can you delete everything off my phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew fucking a triathlete was a mistake!!

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By *eyondCuriousWoman over a year ago

Shrewsbury

just one more blow job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rosebud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please help yourself to the cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BTW, your mum loved it up the ...........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you cum ????

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

(Pulls parachute ripcord)

Fuck.... I knew I shouldn't have called the 'chute packer a twat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't let me die a virgin

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

going going gone----------------

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't mourn my passing as i am coming back as Kelly Brook's bicycle saddle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it wasn't my fault !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bazinga!

Death by drowning in ball pool?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah, a Gothic nurse! Put that scythe down and get those robes off...

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By *W69Couple over a year ago

Bournemouth

I've still got my love eggs in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop looking at me ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh god ... im coming ..

"
.

That's awesome lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pass the salt please"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can all fuck off cos I've spent the lot on sex, drugs and broccoli

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By *c-ukMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

On my last night on earth, I would look to the sky, breathe in the air and blink in the light...

On my last night on earth, I'll pay a high price to have no regrets and be done with my life!!

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By *my-blackTV/TS over a year ago

Poole

Courtesy of ACDC...... (and yes I know its a lot of last words but anything to drag it out, while kicking and screaming

Livin' easy

Lovin' free

Season ticket on a one way ride

Askin' nothin'

Leave me be

Takin' everythin' in my stride

Don't need reason

Don't need rhyme

Ain't nothin' that I'd rather do

Goin' down

Party time

My friends are gonna be there too

I'm on the highway to hell

On the highway to hell

Highway to hell

I'm on the highway to hell

No stop signs

Speed limit

Nobody's gonna slow me down

Like a wheel

Gonna spin it

Nobody's gonna mess me around

Hey satan

Payin' my dues

Playin' in a rockin' band

Hey mumma

Look at me

I'm on the way to the promised land

I'm on the highway to hell

Highway to hell

I'm on the highway to hell

Highway to hell

Don't stop me

I'm on the highway to hell

On the highway to hell

Highway to hell

I'm on the highway to hell

(highway to hell) I'm on the highway to hell

(highway to hell) highway to hell

(highway to hell)

And I'm goin' down

All the way

I'm on the highway to hell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'At least i'm finally hard'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're my daughter, not my girlfriend!"

J. Saville.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

some one really needs to fix these traffic lights

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

aaaaaagghhhh

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By *am123Man over a year ago

essex chelmsford

""You're my daughter, not my girlfriend!"

J. Saville.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

your standing on my air pipe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I told you! it's always the red wire to diffuse it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stiff at last,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I told you your cock was too big,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks for the shag.... But I've had better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I told you I was ill!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope Hell has ready for me

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