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While Jim has ""Dodgy Reputation" on a few things and im no particular fan of him or his humour past or present . I think he has handled the almost constant barrage of poisonus insults , barbs, snide comments and evil stares that the hatchet faced old bag Linda Nolan has aimed at him from the moment they get up till they go to bed in an unbelievably calm and dignified way Not only that but the constant ringleading and bullying of other younger weaker willed housemates to also chuck the shit his way unnecessarily marks her out to me as one of the all time nastiest vile characters to appear on prime time TV. Even after being deservedly but belatedly booted out and Jim kissed her goodbye she still turned on visibly shaken Emma Willis in her eviction interview like some rabid puffy faced chipmunk her mad swivel eyes already looking for her next victim protesting she didnt want to talk through the whole interview about Jim"the sexist" Davidson. But the proceeded to use the next 15 minutes of the interview as a platform to carry out a venomous bile spitting rant on King Jim the First, the very man she had just snapped at Emma she didnt want to talk about.
No wonder none of the surviving Nolan Sisters turned up in support of the Old Witch, they were probably looking after her cauldron and black cat till she got home. its no surprise Sam Faiers has been carted off to the hospital , Nolan has been causing an almost unbearable atmosphere from before she even went in and with Schizo Luissa Fliesmann screeching like a foul mouth banshee at anybody whom dared to breathe out in her direction and then turn into a pathetic doe eyed baby voiced bullshitter (if shes run sex parties then my cock is 2ft long and made of green cheese)the stress in that house must have been terrible.
Why was Linda Nolan so bitter and twisted and the grudge clearly so deep.
1) was it cos Jim verbally so angry at what he saw as a betrayal of a dear friend duffed up her late husband in the infamous , now legendary "Frank Carsons Dressing Room Incident" after a series of thefts of £20 notes from Mr Carsons wallet. Which The late Mr Linda Nolan later admitted to and was subsequently convicted of.
2) is it possible Jim "the ladies man" Davidson was shagging Linda Nolan and then chucked her for a chorus girl or something
3) is it possible that Linda Nolan hit on Jim" I only do models and dancers" Davidson to give her one and he told the miserable old boot to sling her hook
4) Is it at all possible Jim "married 5 times" Davidson was knobbing all the Nolan Sisters at once and her poor old hubby was hiding in " Frank Carsons Dressing Room" to escape from all the goings on up the road.
Most likely of course is that she is just a sour faced old harridan who cant let sleeping dogs lie and Jim was taking her spotlight away in the house.
Which is , Today YOU DECIDE !!
Oh and just in case someone wants to sue me for a nominal £5 i confess straight away that i made all that stuff up in reasons 1-4 as to why Linda "Mad Dog" Nolan was so bitter, none of it is true and is a complete work of my imagination designed to score cheap laughs at the expense of a poor defencless Nolan Sister. I hang my head in shame,,, NICK NICK lol  |
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"An extremely eloquent and interesting post even if I have absolutely no idea what we are talking about, I enjoyed reading it nonetheless.  "
thanks very much . Then i will enjoy my take in a reply to a post in swingers chat ref" BBC whats all the fuss" check it out  |
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"Who is the Devil In Disguise ??
Are You- Team Jim or God Help You - Team Linda ??
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Can't quote your rant but it's a rant amongst rants!!! 
Very, very true, - completely agree!!! |
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Linda is just a nasty piece of work who actually said on exit "I want to get in to presenting" !!!
Yeah, & I'm going to win the contract to personally make the mold for Casey's bra's with my hands!!!
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Since when was anything that channel 5 did regarded as prime time?
Apart from that, good rant. Sometimes, there's a catharsis in writing your shit down, even if no one agrees. I know it helps me. X |
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"Since when was anything that channel 5 did regarded as prime time?
Apart from that, good rant. Sometimes, there's a catharsis in writing your shit down, even if no one agrees. I know it helps me. X"
Anything on any channel between the hours of 7.00pm and 10.00pm is classified as the "Prime Time" slot. It relates to the "time period not the channel. It is derived from the USA where advertising tariffs related to the time periods that most viewers watched . Its why The X factor and BGT are one long advert break, beleive it of not TV Watchdogs estimate that almost 20% of ITVs weekly advertising revenue can be gleaned on a saturday and sunday night when either of those shows is on. It also is the reason Channel 5 extended CBB by 3 days as its advertising revenue was running at least 10% more the average.
Pleased to be of assistance on that, Oh and thanks for the nice comment. Not sure whether it was cathartic though , im sure it was Smirnoff i was drinking at the time lol
But if you did enjoy it , it got worse after that and i wrote a "satirical"peice in response to a mind numbingly pointless post regarding "the fuss over BBCs" Its in the swingers chat postroom if you fabcy checking it out. Its a bit vic and bobbish but very relevant !! (and yes i have done a bit of writing for the visual media industry hence how i know about the Advertising !! Cheers Guys x  |
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"Since when was anything that channel 5 did regarded as prime time?
Apart from that, good rant. Sometimes, there's a catharsis in writing your shit down, even if no one agrees. I know it helps me. X
Anything on any channel between the hours of 7.00pm and 10.00pm is classified as the "Prime Time" slot. It relates to the "time period not the channel. It is derived from the USA where advertising tariffs related to the time periods that most viewers watched . Its why The X factor and BGT are one long advert break, beleive it of not TV Watchdogs estimate that almost 20% of ITVs weekly advertising revenue can be gleaned on a saturday and sunday night when either of those shows is on. It also is the reason Channel 5 extended CBB by 3 days as its advertising revenue was running at least 10% more the average.
Pleased to be of assistance on that, Oh and thanks for the nice comment. Not sure whether it was cathartic though , im sure it was Smirnoff i was drinking at the time lol
But if you did enjoy it , it got worse after that and i wrote a "satirical"peice in response to a mind numbingly pointless post regarding "the fuss over BBCs" Its in the swingers chat postroom if you fabcy checking it out. Its a bit vic and bobbish but very relevant !! (and yes i have done a bit of writing for the visual media industry hence how i know about the Advertising !! Cheers Guys x "
You can certainly type! |
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The Jim Davidson & Linda Nolan situation eminates from when Linda's late husband stole money from Frank Carson in his dressing room believed to be around £200 he was charged with the theft and paid it back but, Jim being really good friends with Frank Carson has never forgiven or forgot what happened |
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