This made me laugh
10 ways vodka is better than willies
1 Vodka is always stiff and wont go floppy.
2 Your vodka wont look any smaller in the dark.
3 You can enjoy a vodka infront of your parents.
4 Vodka lasts as long as you want it to.
5 Vodka doesnt prod you in the back in the mornings demanding attention.
6 Vodka wouldnt rather have Kylie getting her lips around it than you.
7 You dont care how far down your throat a vodka goes.
8 You can have as many vodkas as you like on your birthday,and no-one will accuse you of being easy.
9 Vodka doesnt need tons of chocolate body paint to make it taste remotely palatable.
10 Vodka is always a pleasure to swallow.
Im sure some swingers would despute or change some of the above  |
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