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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have spent many hours studying Fab and have come up with the following formula for success for single men.
Cock size + Height - The amount of moaning threads you post ÷ Messages sent x How many kittens you own = Your chance for a meet!
Mine is 5%
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your chances are higher cos your a ginge 
Where are you! I bought you two days ago and no word on if you have been posted yet?  "
Currently in bed in south devon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your chances are higher cos your a ginge
Where are you! I bought you two days ago and no word on if you have been posted yet?
Currently in bed in south devon "
Same but in London!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have spent many hours studying Fab and have come up with the following formula for success for single men.
Cock size + Height - The amount of moaning threads you post ÷ Messages sent x How many kittens you own = Your chance for a meet!
Mine is 5%
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You're equation can be enhanced to boost your chances by adding the following!
Witty forum posts + flanter - perceived negativeness of status update x non stereotypical profile photos + visits to clubs/socials
Should boost your numbers from 5% to at least 6 or 7!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have spent many hours studying Fab and have come up with the following formula for success for single men.
Cock size + Height - The amount of moaning threads you post ÷ Messages sent x How many kittens you own = Your chance for a meet!
Mine is 5%
You're equation can be enhanced to boost your chances by adding the following!
Witty forum posts + flanter - perceived negativeness of status update x non stereotypical profile photos + visits to clubs/socials
Should boost your numbers from 5% to at least 6 or 7! "
You forgot the variable (facial area attractiveness) So back down to 5 I go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Moaning and whinging = zero chance of meeting, even if the gent is built like a Greek god/hung like a horse/looks like a young Timothy Dalton/has zillion kittens and puppies/whatever...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Moaning and whinging = zero chance of meeting, even if the gent is built like a Greek god/hung like a horse/looks like a young Timothy Dalton/has zillion kittens and puppies/whatever...
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Please refer back to the equation! Many hours of research has gone in to this to make it accurate to 0.00000000001%. |
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Cock size + Height - The amount of moaning threads you post x (no of verifications from couples x 0.8) x (no of verifications from opposite sex singles x 0.4 or male on male singles 0.1 or female on female singles at 2.0) x (bi status, which is straight = 0.8, bi = 0.7, gay m = 0.3 gay f = 2) X cock pics (1-3 @ 0.2 per pic, 4+ = 0.01 per pic) ÷ Messages sent x How many kittens you own ÷ profile help requests not followed - difference in no of kittens you claim to own = Your chance for a meet, on a good day!
This isn't complicated enough, as the sample size surveyed is still relatively small, so p value is nowhere near 0.05. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cock size + Height - The amount of moaning threads you post x (no of verifications from couples x 0.8) x (no of verifications from opposite sex singles x 0.4 or male on male singles 0.1 or female on female singles at 2.0) x (bi status, which is straight = 0.8, bi = 0.7, gay m = 0.3 gay f = 2) X cock pics (1-3 @ 0.2 per pic, 4+ = 0.01 per pic) ÷ Messages sent x How many kittens you own ÷ profile help requests not followed - difference in no of kittens you claim to own = Your chance for a meet, on a good day!
This isn't complicated enough, as the sample size surveyed is still relatively small, so p value is nowhere near 0.05."
We are getting in to long division now! I'm in way above my head. Abort abort. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Moaning and whinging = zero chance of meeting, even if the gent is built like a Greek god/hung like a horse/looks like a young Timothy Dalton/has zillion kittens and puppies/whatever...
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Pearls equation + the size of my "puppies" = User no longer on this site...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cock size + Height - The amount of moaning threads you post x (no of verifications from couples x 0.8) x (no of verifications from opposite sex singles x 0.4 or male on male singles 0.1 or female on female singles at 2.0) x (bi status, which is straight = 0.8, bi = 0.7, gay m = 0.3 gay f = 2) X cock pics (1-3 @ 0.2 per pic, 4+ = 0.01 per pic) ÷ Messages sent x How many kittens you own ÷ profile help requests not followed - difference in no of kittens you claim to own = Your chance for a meet, on a good day!
This isn't complicated enough, as the sample size surveyed is still relatively small, so p value is nowhere near 0.05.
We are getting in to long division now! I'm in way above my head. Abort abort."
Is there an app for that?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whats the womens equation just out of interest?
Has a pulse + no clothes = 100%
He sure knows how to make a lady feel special.....  "
Talking bollox on an internet forum, for humourous effect, may not be an indication of how special I can make a lady feel... Given the chance... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cock size + Height - The amount of moaning threads you post x (no of verifications from couples x 0.8) x (no of verifications from opposite sex singles x 0.4 or male on male singles 0.1 or female on female singles at 2.0) x (bi status, which is straight = 0.8, bi = 0.7, gay m = 0.3 gay f = 2) X cock pics (1-3 @ 0.2 per pic, 4+ = 0.01 per pic) ÷ Messages sent x How many kittens you own ÷ profile help requests not followed - difference in no of kittens you claim to own = Your chance for a meet, on a good day!
This isn't complicated enough, as the sample size surveyed is still relatively small, so p value is nowhere near 0.05.
We are getting in to long division now! I'm in way above my head. Abort abort.
Is there an app for that? "
You will find an app for everything. |
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