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Those crazy North Korean's!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Apparently they've managed to land an man on the Sun!! (Can't post a link so I've copied the text)
This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.
A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".
Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.
The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered. I wonder if Dennis Rodman considered this a slam dunk for the country.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pah!
I went last week - it's very overrated and not a Starbucks in sight. 
I bet you beat the Germans to the sunbeds though!! "
It was cloudy and raining!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pah!
I went last week - it's very overrated and not a Starbucks in sight.
I bet you beat the Germans to the sunbeds though!!
It was cloudy and raining! "
And I went at night!
Would have been far too hot and dangerous to go in the daytime - I might have gotten sunburn!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pah!
I went last week - it's very overrated and not a Starbucks in sight.
I bet you beat the Germans to the sunbeds though!!
It was cloudy and raining! "
Ahhhh, You went to the east coast! |
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I watched a documentary a couple of days ago in which an American surgeon did 1000 cataract operations in just a few days in North Korea. When the patients took their bandages off and could see (often for the 1st time ever) they all bowed down to their "great leader" for restoring their sight 
It also showed a border with South Korea. On the northern side there were 2 soldiers looking directly at each other and one looking back towards North Korea because preventing defectors is their biggest fear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unfortunately this seems to have been a hoax.
What? He never went to the sun? Lying little bastard!  "
Course it's a hoax!
I'd have seen him when I went otherwise! |
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