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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
Due to yesterday's op, I am celibate for the next couple of weeks (yes, I know it's not really that long but it seems like a lifetime to me).
So just to make my life even more miserable, the last 4 things I have heard on the telly are:
"it'll go in further than that"
"give it a hard push"
"you know you want to"
"I heard him relieve himself of her"
It's a bloody conspiracy I tell ye
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Due to yesterday's op, I am celibate for the next couple of weeks (yes, I know it's not really that long but it seems like a lifetime to me).
So just to make my life even more miserable, the last 4 things I have heard on the telly are:
"it'll go in further than that"
"give it a hard push"
"you know you want to"
"I heard him relieve himself of her"
It's a bloody conspiracy I tell ye
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I can come up and feed ya grapes... I draw the line at wearing the nurses outfit though......  |
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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago
penzance |
"Due to yesterday's op, I am celibate for the next couple of weeks (yes, I know it's not really that long but it seems like a lifetime to me).
So just to make my life even more miserable, the last 4 things I have heard on the telly are:
"it'll go in further than that"
"give it a hard push"
"you know you want to"
"I heard him relieve himself of her"
It's a bloody conspiracy I tell ye
"
Bloody hell you watching a porn film
Get well soon hun XXX |
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Fabs - nurses outfit or nothing!!!!
Em - I don't like chocolate 
Seriously? Not even Lindor?
Can I have your Easter eggs then???"
Em just for you- you can have half of what eggs I got....
what's half of nowt???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you wont be able to walk past a butchers window without shakin lol xxx
seriously hope it goes in quick for you and you got a cheeky wee meet sorted for once you back on the go again xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You could console yourself with keeping up with current events or maybe some retail therapy... Allow me to assist..
Malcolm McClaren has died. He was the manager of the SEX Pistols and former husband of Vivienne Westwood, with whom he founded a fashion outlet called 'SEX'.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to yesterday's op, I am celibate for the next couple of weeks (yes, I know it's not really that long but it seems like a lifetime to me).
So just to make my life even more miserable, the last 4 things I have heard on the telly are:
"it'll go in further than that"
"give it a hard push"
"you know you want to"
"I heard him relieve himself of her"
It's a bloody conspiracy I tell ye
"
Don't despair - now is the ideal opportunity for you to become a Catholic Priest.  |
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