Well iggle still hasn't pmd me & when we negotiated sharing the night garden, you said i could have iggle & we'd share upsy.
Thinking about it upsy hasn't pmd me either 
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"Bump.
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Soon. Very soon. If you need further info here are some handy threads on the subject:
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 27/01/14 11:23:06]
 That was probably the rudest most hurtful thing I have ever read. I'm shocked! "
Come over here dahling. I'll make you feel better. Just rest your head here.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Well, since his Funkship ain't meeting at the mo, I'll never know what turns these wimmen into slavering sheilas. "
We haven't met in the flesh. Our souls were linked in another time and space and now mine is drawn to his on a Thursday. My corporeal self is left drooling here.
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"[Removed by poster at 27/01/14 11:23:06]
That was probably the rudest most hurtful thing I have ever read. I'm shocked!
Come over here dahling. I'll make you feel better. Just rest your head here.
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*sob* fankoo |
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"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy
Yeah well you talk like a pirate!  "
fs ive have pirate from you and 'farmer giles' from Toshn
To everyone reading this i do sound NORMAL.. (for a westcountry girl) |
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"Im strangely ambivalent to his charms and would rather a hot bovril and a piece of toast.
The jedi mind trick he's used on you lot has no effect on me.
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lolz totally in denial yo!
BTW what kind of toast? |
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"Im strangely ambivalent to his charms and would rather a hot bovril and a piece of toast.
The jedi mind trick he's used on you lot has no effect on me.
lolz totally in denial yo!
BTW what kind of toast?"
please say tubby toast
please say tubby toast
please say tubby toast
id love to see funky splattered in tubby custard after a good seeing too from a rather naughty noo noo.. |
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"Im strangely ambivalent to his charms and would rather a hot bovril and a piece of toast.
The jedi mind trick he's used on you lot has no effect on me.
lolz totally in denial yo!
BTW what kind of toast?
please say tubby toast
please say tubby toast
please say tubby toast
id love to see funky splattered in tubby custard after a good seeing too from a rather naughty noo noo.. "
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"I have never known any Funky love - am I missing out??
I could sort you out with some. Buy one get one free. While stocks last. Offer ends Sunday! 10 Internets all in. "
What are internets, do I have any? And is significant fluff included?
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"Should I mention my dream last night about my Me, Funky and his friend Mark (who is a ninja!) threesome  . . ."
was he blue Funky has thing for woman who are Blue. Some that are out of this world. |
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"I have never known any Funky love - am I missing out??
I could sort you out with some. Buy one get one free. While stocks last. Offer ends Sunday! 10 Internets all in.
What are internets, do I have any? And is significant fluff included?
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Internets are points you gain from winning the internet. Say if you completed a successful troll or posted a really good hamburger shot on Fab. I will accept Fluff. |
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"Should I mention my dream last night about my Me, Funky and his friend Mark (who is a ninja!) threesome . . .was he blue Funky has thing for woman who are Blue. Some that are out of this world.
He licked me and I turned blue - was weird!
Its looked pretty once I had glitter squirted over me though  Be fun to meet funky in one of the all over blue body stocking ,He would go wild. lol
I can hear the 'fap'ing already "
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"I have never known any Funky love - am I missing out??
I could sort you out with some. Buy one get one free. While stocks last. Offer ends Sunday! 10 Internets all in.
What are internets, do I have any? And is significant fluff included?
Internets are points you gain from winning the internet. Say if you completed a successful troll or posted a really good hamburger shot on Fab. I will accept Fluff."
Hmm, not sure where my internets are kept, haven't found that button yet.....
I do have teddy fluff and pocket fluff......but I used to produce belly button fluff years ago, and now I don't, ever - can you save me?? It was always blue too, never understood that........
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"I have never known any Funky love - am I missing out??
I could sort you out with some. Buy one get one free. While stocks last. Offer ends Sunday! 10 Internets all in.
What are internets, do I have any? And is significant fluff included?
Internets are points you gain from winning the internet. Say if you completed a successful troll or posted a really good hamburger shot on Fab. I will accept Fluff.
Hmm, not sure where my internets are kept, haven't found that button yet.....
I do have teddy fluff and pocket fluff......but I used to produce belly button fluff years ago, and now I don't, ever - can you save me?? It was always blue too, never understood that........
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Yeah my fluff is pink despite not owning any pink clothes. Crazy shit.
I'm happy to examine your belly button. |
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"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy
About 3 yrs ago, I spent 6 months on a dessert island with him counting 100's & 1000's......
I'm still on the med's, will see you in therapy "
are the meds in the 100's & 1000's? |
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I do have teddy fluff and pocket fluff......but I used to produce belly button fluff years ago, and now I don't, ever - can you save me?? It was always blue too, never understood that........
Yeah my fluff is pink despite not owning any pink clothes. Crazy shit.
I'm happy to examine your belly button."
Ah well there you are, I wore a lot of pink and had blue fluff!! Perhaps there are fluff wormholes in the universe....?? Some kind of yin-yang thing to keep the space time continuum in balance?
I will prepare for a fruitless inspection........
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"
I do have teddy fluff and pocket fluff......but I used to produce belly button fluff years ago, and now I don't, ever - can you save me?? It was always blue too, never understood that........
Yeah my fluff is pink despite not owning any pink clothes. Crazy shit.
I'm happy to examine your belly button.
Ah well there you are, I wore a lot of pink and had blue fluff!! Perhaps there are fluff wormholes in the universe....?? Some kind of yin-yang thing to keep the space time continuum in balance?
I will prepare for a fruitless inspection........
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I know the aisle for fruit so you could have a fruitful inspection instead.
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I do have teddy fluff and pocket fluff......but I used to produce belly button fluff years ago, and now I don't, ever - can you save me?? It was always blue too, never understood that........
Yeah my fluff is pink despite not owning any pink clothes. Crazy shit.
I'm happy to examine your belly button.
Ah well there you are, I wore a lot of pink and had blue fluff!! Perhaps there are fluff wormholes in the universe....?? Some kind of yin-yang thing to keep the space time continuum in balance?
I will prepare for a fruitless inspection........
I know the aisle for fruit so you could have a fruitful inspection instead.
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A fruitful fluffless inspection? I'm going swimming, I could pick up some squashes on the way back..........
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"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy
About 3 yrs ago, I spent 6 months on a dessert island with him counting 100's & 1000's......
I'm still on the med's, will see you in therapy "
It was the best of times and the worst of times bro. I like to think we both came out of their stronger. (With a phobia for blanc mange.) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy
About 3 yrs ago, I spent 6 months on a dessert island with him counting 100's & 1000's......
I'm still on the med's, will see you in therapy
It was the best of times and the worst of times bro. I like to think we both came out of their stronger. (With a phobia for blanc mange.)"
Their what did you come out of?
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"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy
About 3 yrs ago, I spent 6 months on a dessert island with him counting 100's & 1000's......
I'm still on the med's, will see you in therapy
It was the best of times and the worst of times bro. I like to think we both came out of their stronger. (With a phobia for blanc mange.)
Their what did you come out of?
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The 'Dessert Island situation'. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy
About 3 yrs ago, I spent 6 months on a dessert island with him counting 100's & 1000's......
I'm still on the med's, will see you in therapy
It was the best of times and the worst of times bro. I like to think we both came out of their stronger. (With a phobia for blanc mange.)
Their what did you come out of?
The 'Dessert Island situation'."
What sort of a creature is the Dessert Island (apart from delicious because it is dessert)?
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"i saw and spoke to funky once.. im still in therapy
About 3 yrs ago, I spent 6 months on a dessert island with him counting 100's & 1000's......
I'm still on the med's, will see you in therapy
It was the best of times and the worst of times bro. I like to think we both came out of their stronger. (With a phobia for blanc mange.)
Their what did you come out of?
The 'Dessert Island situation'.
What sort of a creature is the Dessert Island (apart from delicious because it is dessert)?
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It's like a desert island but with more confection. Gum drop palm trees, Chocolate coconuts, 100's and 1000's beaches, etc etc - that sort of shit. Capeesh? |
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