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Paignton zoo is banning monkeys from eating Bananas! How cruel is that?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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They say bananas have lots of calories and contain much more sugar that's bad for their teeth and can lead to diabetes and similar conditions. I thought they were one of your 5 a day?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They say bananas have lots of calories and contain much more sugar that's bad for their teeth and can lead to diabetes and similar conditions. I thought they were one of your 5 a day? "
give em green ones, they have a lower GI than yellow/black ones  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not cruel fuxx monkeys, they ripped my number plate and wing mirror off my car once.
FuxK them. Fucking monkeys is also deemed cruel GT. "
Dear the internet I take that shit personally  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"It's not cruel fuxx monkeys, they ripped my number plate and wing mirror off my car once.
FuxK them. Fucking monkeys is also deemed cruel GT.
Dear the internet I take that shit personally "
Dear the internet- deal with it....what did you do to them to make them trash your car anyways?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not cruel fuxx monkeys, they ripped my number plate and wing mirror off my car once.
FuxK them. Fucking monkeys is also deemed cruel GT.
Dear the internet I take that shit personally Dear the internet- deal with it....what did you do to them to make them trash your car anyways? "
Do you know what right?...
Seriously nothing.
I was sat in my car admiring how cool they are when they proceded to start ripping off anything they could.
Tore my front Number plate off and snapped my wing mirror.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They say bananas have lots of calories and contain much more sugar that's bad for their teeth and can lead to diabetes and similar conditions. I thought they were one of your 5 a day? "
I am type 2 Diabetic, I aim to have a blood sugar rating between 4.5 and 7.0
If I eat a banana, my blood sugar levels shoot up to over 20.00 which causes problems, for vision, circulation and heart, but it drops pretty quickly, ideally you try and avoid peaks and troughs.
I use to buy half a ton of carrots every week for my horses ( 7 horses )
and use to juice a pound a day for myself, which made half pint of carrot
juice, until dietician pointed out, that's one contributing factor to my diabeties.
Now horses don't get carrots and I limit myself to maybe one a week. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"They say bananas have lots of calories and contain much more sugar that's bad for their teeth and can lead to diabetes and similar conditions. I thought they were one of your 5 a day?
I am type 2 Diabetic, I aim to have a blood sugar rating between 4.5 and 7.0
If I eat a banana, my blood sugar levels shoot up to over 20.00 which causes problems, for vision, circulation and heart, but it drops pretty quickly, ideally you try and avoid peaks and troughs.
I use to buy half a ton of carrots every week for my horses ( 7 horses )
and use to juice a pound a day for myself, which made half pint of carrot
juice, until dietician pointed out, that's one contributing factor to my diabeties.
Now horses don't get carrots and I limit myself to maybe one a week. "
Are you a wabbit? Thats a lot of carrots.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Maybe they're overdosing on magnesium and it's sending them a bit scatty?
It's potassium in bananas. That's why they are radioactive, they contain K-40. "
Radioactive monkey's. Put on the ghost ship with the rats.
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"Maybe they're overdosing on magnesium and it's sending them a bit scatty?
It's potassium in bananas. That's why they are radioactive, they contain K-40.
Radioactive monkey's. Put on the ghost ship with the rats.
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Not that radioactive. You're exposed to far more radiation just by going outside than you would be from eating a hundred bananas.
Also, the rat ship was a hoax. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Maybe they're overdosing on magnesium and it's sending them a bit scatty?
It's potassium in bananas. That's why they are radioactive, they contain K-40.
Radioactive monkey's. Put on the ghost ship with the rats.
Not that radioactive. You're exposed to far more radiation just by going outside than you would be from eating a hundred bananas.
Also, the rat ship was a hoax. "
Really? No ghost ship floating around the ocean.
I don't think I could manage more than one banana a day.
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"Maybe they're overdosing on magnesium and it's sending them a bit scatty?
It's potassium in bananas. That's why they are radioactive, they contain K-40.
Radioactive monkey's. Put on the ghost ship with the rats.
Not that radioactive. You're exposed to far more radiation just by going outside than you would be from eating a hundred bananas.
Also, the rat ship was a hoax.
Really? No ghost ship floating around the ocean.
I don't think I could manage more than one banana a day.
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Afraid not. Same as the story of the giant snake that ate a person that went around recently, just another case of people not checking their sources.
That reminds me, I've not had my banana today. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flippin eck, they'll be banning Orang Utans from eating Oranges next.
Does this just apply to Monkeys, or all forms of Ape?
I wouldna wanna be the one that has to take the banana off of a Gorilla. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do monkeys eat in the wild? Donner kebabs???
They eats shoots and leaves yeah I do that on my meets "
They actually eat fruits, nuts, leaves, seeds, insects, birds’ eggs, and spiders. I would stick with the bananas.  |
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