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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A man just walked into my local with a parrot on his shoulder !! I shit you not lol !!!
It's bloody huge as well lol ! So I have posted a pic on Facebook but need a punchline ......
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder ........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does it order his drinks when he's too pissed to speak?
Or is it trained by his misses to report back on how many he consumes and whether he spends all night staring at the barmaids tits?
As for a punch line - "are you looking at my bird?"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"polly wants a pint?
Lol not bad the parrot started eating the bar snacks which I found funny lol !
He was feeling peckish obviously......"
Are they crackers ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder ........
And the parrot says 'There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman.......'"
Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i went on a blind date and a mate said he would introduce me to a coloured bird!
Wtf ??
parrots have coloured feathers, do they not?"
My bad thought there was a racist insinuation there |
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"i went on a blind date and a mate said he would introduce me to a coloured bird!
Wtf ??
parrots have coloured feathers, do they not?
My bad thought there was a racist insinuation there "
Black birds are a pest...I have two in the bush.  |
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